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An unserious person on serious earth. I promise that I'm a woman and not an elaborate AI programmed to like wrestling, xbox, cool TV shows, and rock/metal. 💀
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When you just choked somebody a little bit and called your boss a clown 🥰😭
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What part of "as long as I'm around, Drew McIntyre will never be world champion again," did you not understand?
You say it's repetitive, but for Punk to NOT do this would go against the story.
You guys only want logical stories when they line up with your whims and wishes, lol
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Drew McIntyre's story is not the title right now. It isn't a big hometown win at a PPV. It's the tale of a bitter and hatred-filled man facing the consequences of his obsessions.
He allowed Punk to roam around inside his mind, and now everything he pursues is tainted.
Simply
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Schiavone looked so disappointed by this whole thing. It just sucks. It benefits no one in the company to re-hash.
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Get yourself someone who looks at you like Stephanie looked at Triple H here. 🥹
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Cody really said he's more CM Punk than CM Punk and then got f**ked over by The Rock. 😂💀
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King. Icon. Legend. He just choked somebody a little bit. ❤️
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WWE lies about attendance: 😡😡😡
AEW lies about attendance: 🥰🥰🥰
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Listen up... about this whole MITB thing...
• Neither Cody nor (presumably) Gunther were ever gonna lose via cash in.
• You have any other guy in that match win the briefcase and fail at cashing in or go for a midcard title? It hurts them or seems pointless (except for Jey,
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WWE couldn't have achieved the same result by having Punk simply screw McIntyre out of winning MITB.
No. Punk wanted to give Drew hope... to allow him to drop his guard, feel a bit of joy... to be certain of success... so close to that title again, fingertips away, finally
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Stop responding to CM Punk on your goddamn programming. 😭
It does NOTHING to help you. You can have Adam Copeland give a million LEAVE AEW ALONE speeches, and it still won't be a net positive.
Good lord.
#AEWDynamite
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Tony, you are a multi billionaire... hire a competent PR team and stop tweeting like a petulant child.
A double standard:
@730hook
28-1 career record, on winning streak calls out the Champ, a logical challenge sparks online outrage
Jinder has literally lost every single match he's in for the past year, immediately gets title shot, where is the rage
#AEWDynamite
TOMORROW on TBS
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The Undertaker is really freaking tall. I also teared up immediately before entering the room💀
The show was AMAZING. He also brought out Triple H temporarily at the beginning, which was really cool. Taker also did a shoey.
Anyway... HOLY SHIT, GUYS!
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I'd just like to thank Tony Khan for being so incompetent that we got CM Punk back in WWE of all places.
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I recognise that this may land me in some hot water. I do not care.
Who's a professional wrestler that people say "deserved more" that never clicked with you?
I'll start. Alex Riley
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I just feel like nobody is giving Gunther the credit he deserves for being REALLY mean for NO REASON. 😭😭
- Miz didn't get bullied enough
- Says his favourite wrestler is Goldberg... to Bret Hart
- Priest is street trash, and poor people suck
- Chad Gable is a terrible father
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@taysfavcardigan
Sons of Anarchy. Succession. Game of Thrones. Dexter. House. Peaky Blinders. Supernatural. There's a few
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Let me tell you, I don't give a single solitary f*ckkkkkkk if he was still turning his head or whatever.
At least the man is bloody trying, and this gives AEW free advertising. It's also just hilarious, and I love it.
Don't go out of your way to be miserable about THIS, lmao
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Dave Meltzer admitting that Tony Khan shouldn't be booker of the year
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CM Punk's Instagram story.
A reference to a certain other person with a bad moustache perhaps? 😌🤔
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Drew McIntyre lost because he couldn't let go of his hatred towards CM Punk and decided to gloat.
Roman Reigns lost because he couldn't let go of his hatred towards Seth Rollins and chose to attack him with the chair.
Consequences. Layers. Incredible.
#WrestleMania
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Oh TK....
Vince McMahon sexual misconduct: 😡😡😡
Ric Flair sexual harassment: 🥰🥰🥰
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One year ago, Tony Khan went on live TV and said he feared for his life due to CM Punk.
CM Punk, who it was since shown, got into a tussle with Jack Perry for ~6 seconds, knocked over some monitors with his ass, and yelled at Tony for... almost 3 seconds.
A wild statement 🤣
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For LIFE?! Wtf happened back there?
CM Punk’s attorney Stephen P. New has confirmed Punk’s AEW All Out 2022 Brawl NDA was signed for life.
The only person not subject to an NDA, who’s not subject to confidentiality provisions & can tell the story one day is Ace Steel’s wife, Lucy.
(Wrestling w/Rip Rogers)
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Dave Meltzer citing his sources for wrestling news involving CM Punk:
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Dave Meltzer when he heard Edge say he doesn't even know what a 5 star match is/means.
You can feel the smear campaign gearing up against this guy, pal.
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Sexual assault isn't a punchline to toss in the mix of your self aggrandisement laden pity party.
Women's trauma isn't canon fodder for your stupid fu**ing war. It's honestly quite easy NOT to be an insensitive prick.
Did the Young Bucks ACTUALLY drop him on his head?! 🤦🏼♀️
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Tony Khan: "AEW has the best safety record of any pro wrestling company in the world."
Also Tony Khan 3 months ago:
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Hey, whatever happened to this dude who beat Chris Jericho that one time?
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Punk goes to WWE, various AEW talent start posting AEW love session-esque tweets, Young Bucks on hiatus, Dave says there are talent in AEW who don't want to be there, and QT suddenly resigns.
Wtf is going on over there?
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Tully Blanchard on what advice he would give to Tony Khan and the wrestlers of AEW. 👇
He also stated that:
• No talent asked him or Arn for advice.
• He had limited association with other talent, but CM Punk was respectful
• He "does not know" what the Elite do as EVP's.
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AEW is called a secondary promotion and not treated as competition: 😡😡😡
AEW is treated as competition and is competed with as such: 😡😡😡
Bunch of babies. 🤣🤣
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You don't get to play victim as you take shots all the damn time, call people in WWE management bald assholes, go on rants about how this is personal for you, etc.
You reap what you sow.
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In regard to the situation with Bryan Danielson, my thoughts are as follows:
• Danielson was just the glorified messenger. He shouldn't take blame here. If anything, this would have been very difficult for him.
• This is another situation where Tony Khan lacks balls. He's the
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• weaponising a sexual assault lawsuit for tribalism makes you shitty.
• disregarding Janel Grant's claims right off the bat makes you equally shitty.
• labelling fans as SA apologists purely for watching WWE makes you unreasonable.
• hyperanalysing storylines to confirm
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I am currently blasting This Fire. This is a reminder to love CM Punk today. 🫶🏻
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Vince is indeed an alleged predator.
I'd applaud TK for calling it out if it were coming from a place of genuine concern for alleged victims as opposed to him being a sore loser.
Using a serious situation for a cheap pop... sounds familiar.
Yes. Vince has allegedly used his power and influence to shoot a lot of shots.
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TK has been trashing WWE through his programming for years at this point and has said that this is a real war between WWE and AEW.
THEN, when WWE actually competes with him and flexes their attractions a bit, he posts whiny GIFs like this.
Isn't this what you wanted, sir? 🤣
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"Could you imagine hating my guts and me not even knowing who the f*ck you are"
He's speaking to some of you idiots
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AEW is seemingly determined to allow the ghost of dramas past to haunt the company.
So be it.
Continuing to remind a decreasing audience of everything they COULD have had if it weren't for gross incompetence across the board seems like a truly brilliant idea. Bravo.
🫠🤔
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Should have called an audible here and not gone through with this one since the set up was not quite right IMO
A scary landing to a spot that could have gone extremely wrong if luck hadn't been on Logan Paul's side (Ricochet did a great job trying to protect him though)
#MITB
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I like Adam Cole, but man.... I have DEFINITELY seen enough to say this:
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@_kennythoughts
Cena with the big gold always felt wrong to me.
Also... Lesnar always looked too intimidating to be carrying that eyesore big red toy of a Universal Championship.
Oh and ANYONE not named John Cena or Edge with the spinner belt.
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If you are using Bray Wyatt's passing to spread your own narrative about vaccines... FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF YOU SOCIALLY INEPT FUCKWIT
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Okay, I'm just going to say it.
AEW is going to die if Tony Khan remains in charge of the day to day operations long term. It won't happen overnight, obviously, but it will happen.
This erratic behaviour will get worse. He has been enabled for too long. A walking PR disaster.
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Tony answered this serious question about sexual harassment in the locker room with this ridiculous wig and sunglasses on... because of course he did.
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Shit guys, I can't even give you a fair on premise assessment.
I mean, I enjoyed it, but I forgot to bust out my stopwatch to meticulously time everything to ensure that my enjoyment was valid.
Sorry everyone. I'll do better next time! 😔
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*AEW has safety issues*
Response: "OWEN HART DIED!!"
*AEW's women's division has issues*
R: "2000's WWE, sexism, bra and panties".
*Tony Khan is a weak leader*
R: "BUT VINCE ..."
Can you clowns please find better standards than the worst components of a company you hate? 💀
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This remains the most entertaining thing that has come out of AEW.
I'm so very thankful that Tony Khan sat there like a scared mute during this tirade.
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All I'm saying is that maybe if *some* AEW hardcores weren't such gatekeepy condescending twats...
Ice Cube's kid wouldn't go on Chris Van Vliet's show and call you out for being gatekeepy condescending twats...
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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One CAN both condemn Vince McMahon for his horrific actions and also hate the fact that Tony Khan used sexual assault as cannon fodder in a cross-promotional scuffle.
The world is not black and white. Multifaceted thinking has a place... regardless of what dorks on Twitter say.
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797,000 viewers for Dynamite.
That's what happens when you try to hinder Jinder, Tony 😅
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AEW loads up Dynamite with all of their top talent at their disposal and announces Adam Copeland's debut match to counter WWE's C Show : 🥰🥰🥰
WWE loads up their C show with the legends/top talent that they have at their disposal to counter AEW's A show w/top talent: 😡😡😡
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So, Mox gets dropped on his head and the referee decides to make himself look like an idiot by not doing a 3 count to be safe.
But then they also go with DROPPING HIM ON HIS HEAD AGAIN as the best course of action. 🥴
Incompetence.
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Death.
Taxes.
Tony Khan says some insane sh*t that makes it difficult to like him on a business level despite my trying.
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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This Liv/Rhea/Dom thing just proves that even in kayfabe, men are dumbbbbbbb.
Who tf is giving THIS up?!
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In retirement, hopefully.
If The Young Bucks decided to mutually part ways with AEW, where would they end up?
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Tony Khan to WWE:
This week, 2 active decades-long ratings streaks from 2 great legends were ended
With all due respect, until this week's head-to-head AEW on TBS vs WWE on USA, neither John Cena nor Undertaker had ever been on a WWE show with under 1 million total viewers + under 400k in the demo
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Now just remember, Tony Khan wanted this 🤷🏼♀️
BREAKING: For the first time ever,
@CodyRhodes
will be coming to
#WWENXT
NEXT WEEK and he has a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT to make! 👀
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Lmao
He did ONE interview, and now we seem to have a rallying movement on our hands 😅
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Well... it happened. All it took was for RAW to be a clip-show recap on Christmas night, y'all. 🤣
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@Teffo_01
I'm never gonna get over the smirk on his face walking out at Wembley 😭😭😭 his face just says it all lmaoooo
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Ugh. That's... really BAD.
Add in Nick Hausman comparing Jericho to Harvey Weinstein and mentioning NDA's that Jericho made others sign... well, it's a shit storm.
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Brandon Cutler, a dude who has not drawn a single person to a single fucking building EVER is shit talking CM Punk lmao
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There is NO upside here.
Best case scenario: Punk looked incompetent in the altercation.
... then that kinda makes Tony look like a p*ssy for saying he feared for his life over anything.
Oh, you may get Jack Perry back... 😁 but then you HAVE Jack Perry back... 😔
Fun times
Tony Khan confirms to Sports Illustrated that the airing of backstage footage tomorrow night on Dynamite from AEW All In last year is not a bait-and-switch. Though Khan remain guarded over the exact content that will be shown.
“AEW has a great track record on delivering what we
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Since Cagematch ratings are apparently the new "it girl", I thought I'd post them 😊
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The Continental Classic is just an excuse not to tell consistent and engaging stories in AEW's programming.
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Ah yes, Brock Lesnar was notorious for running away and being a coward.
Braun Strowman when he wasn't finished with Roman and was flipping over crap... same.
The Fiend? Totally.
Pre Gunther era WALTER was also definitely a chicken shit heel.
You'll say ANYTHING 🤣🫠
Before AEW, every heel in WWE was a cowardly heel. Always running. No bad asses. Everyone was The Miz. AEW saved us from that.
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Tony Khan special. Blowing the whole load on a random Collision. Why? 💀
You COULD have an actual build and make this a PPV, but noooooo.
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