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Divided by F.R.I.E.N.D.S , Brooklyn 99 and The Office . United my Craig Robinson ✨
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever went to gurudwara together ? 👉👈❤️.
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Who called it "I've failed my exam" and not "Exam boht acha tha, agle saal firse dunga".
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FUCKKKKRRKKKK. Sent an adult meme in family group instead of college group. And then clicked on 'DELETE FOR ME' instead of 'DELETE FOR EVERYONE' 😭.
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If two boobs look similar why're they called titties and not Identitties 😳.
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Idk how much you convince, but smoking will never be cool to me.
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I am 20 and haven’t touched alcohol/smoked ever. Didn’t feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.
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You talk about trust issues ? I count cash everytime it comes out of ATM.
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Delhi is the only place where you have to step inside the house for fresh air.
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My captain cheering for his team vs your captain cheering for his team
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Before Aryabhatta was born , everyone had atleast one girlfriend.
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Who's the hottest girl in the world. My they/she girl, my they/she girl.
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See You Again - Wiz Khalifa , Charlie Puth fingerstyle guitar cover ❤️ .twt appreciates art 🔪.Like , comment , share , subscribe , retweet
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Am I the only one who is not fascinated by Bollywood celebrities🤔.
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Lollipops are so eerie, you're literally swallowing your own flavoured saliva.
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Ask a minor their age and they'll say "18 ka hone wala hu" 😂😂😂.
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Are you Punjabi ? You don't look like one. I'm sorry I forgot to add balle balle at the end of the sentence.
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If we inhale oxygen, doesn't that mean we consume plant's fart ?.
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- The world will not treat you better just because you're a good person.
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Remember, you're NEVER alone. Your regrets are always with you.
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The middleclass urge to set the range from low to high even after it is 80% off during Myntra's sale.
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When your friends know they can't fix your problem, but they still do what they can do to make you feel better ❤️
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If you add C before Loud, toh uska matlab baadal jaata hai ☁️☁️.
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She said she dont understand cricket and she said she doesn't care about Indian vs Pakistan😃.
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If i said I'll be there in 10 minutes, I'll be there. No point of calling me every half an hour asking where am i. Ajaunga na 10 minute mein.
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Research shows that girls pretend to be weak around their crushes. Girls around me:
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Bsdk spotify. Full ad sunadi. 30 minute wala music free nahi diya 🙂🙂💔💔.
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Love has many languages but 'text me when you reach home' still remains the first.
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If you see this tweet. Interact ! Or your sunday will be ruined 👍.
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University life summed up: . Miss a lecture. ↓. Feel Guilty. ↓. Attends next lecture. ↓. Realize its pointless. ↓. Repeat. 🔁.
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Tries to take a screenshot. ↓ .Misses home/volume button. ↓ . Turns off phone instead.
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Met this cutuuuu behind my appartment jumping in those pink dry flowers because he likes the sound of them cracking😭. Rt with your dog photos/videos ❤️
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@devilsblessingx Neeraj won gold for india. She won gold at triggering us and being so jobless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣jokes on your lady😂.
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FINALLY SHE TEXTED ME and said, Sorry galti se message kardia :'))))))).
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Playing "Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo" on spotify here would have changed the entire mood
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Dear "mummy ne aane se mana kardia", thankyou for being there when I didn’t want to go.
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Ratioing maggie & water perfectly isn't everyone's cup of tea 🤌.
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April fool is not a part of Indian culture, its Western culture. In India we've "ache din".
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