Lots of men in my mentions asking lots of very silly questions, so I just want to make a couple of things very clear: Blair is a war criminal. No, I do not want to see a picture of your cock.
apologies to anyone that was on their commute through london bridge this morning and saw me sucking face with a boy who couldn’t remember my name x
#2020
@FrancesLumsden
@NUFC_Devanny933
@OwenJones84
Honestly SO flattered you think I look so young! I'm 21. And if anything, I was exploiting Owen's inebriated state to further my own personal agenda of Insta fame.
Get a grip, Frances! xoxo
i just graduated with a fine art degree in a recession and i have this platform bc i said i’d suck dick for socialism. idgaf about my job prospects hun
sooooo a quick update on my life: i'm not graduating uni, i'm probably going to lose my job, and the guy i was dating last month just sent a text telling me he has chlamydia!!!! BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE THE KETTLE IS FINALLY NOT COVERED IN LIMESCALE!!!
lol when 16y/o me told my
#camhs
case worker that my anti-depressant was giving me the worse shakes, they laughed and said i was probably just cold and should stop wearing ripped jeans
fuck absolutely everyone that sent me drinks last night. i had too many drinks and ended up sleeping with a colleague and i need someone to blame it on.
word on the street is that dominic cummings is actually not at home and has gone against his own govts regulation to not travel. mad how there’s one rule for the people and another for the tories and their mates.
i’m gonna come off twitter for a lil bit bc all the talk about suicide is making me a bit
#triggered
bc i’m not in a gr8 place atm. check in on your loved ones, and try not to miss me too much xoxo
First time I’ve ever had to wear a T shirt to spell out a joke to the pretend offended, which sucks.
But thanks to the amazing
@burlybosoms
for this beautiful Christmas present. Next time we’re cavorting in a gay bar we’ll wear it with pride free of Twitter’s curtain twitchers x
To those piling on this in outrage. We met last night in a gay bar. These are her t shirts she has personally made. She asked me to pose with her. It is a joke.
don’t get me wrong i would perform oral sex on every single nurse, doctor, and paramedic working for the nhs right now to show my gratitude. but they should not have to be making martyrs of themselves because of the fucking perilous position the tory govt has put them in.
word on the street is that dominic cummings is actually not at home and has gone against his own govts regulation to not travel. mad how there’s one rule for the people and another for the tories and their mates.
put up a selfie with my belly out on insta stories being like ‘if u love ur body atm i hate u’ and someone replied giving me tips on how to lose weight and get a smaller waist. yo wtf babe
Big ask. I am 22, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx
without
#camhs
i, categorically, would not be alive - however the decimation of mental health services under the tory government mean that thousands of people are not alive, because they didn't have access to the help and support that they needed and deserved
idk why people are so surprised about boris putting barely any effort into stopping coronavirus when he’s already made it so obvious that he wants people to die lol
You deserve better. Dump the guy who ghosted you, convince the roommate to let you adopt a dog, and I'll take care of canceling your student loan debt!
How am I expected to take any politician seriously when Corbyn's Labour is trending for being 'responsible for unlawful acts of harassment' when 1. the Tories are in power and 2. we completely ignored the anti-black harassment of Dawn Butler and Dianne Abbott within Labour?
snogged a boy in the back of an uber pool last night and woke up to beautiful blue skies & a text from my dad about how he's named after my great grandmother susan!
life is good!!!
i just spent ages taking nudes for this guy i went on a date with tonight but didn’t fuck and he’s just texted saying how he had a lovely time???
#gross
#ew
#wtf
still a bit confused as to why it's okay that i'm having to use up my savings and sell nudes to pay this months rent just to make sure that my landlord can carry on like normal but whatever cool okay fine
Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
The govts guidelines for how the public should deal with
#Covid_19
has been deliberately vague so that they are able to shift blame for THEIR failings onto the masses.
it’s been two months and this is the longest i’ve ever gone without having sex. i’m really beginning to understand why incels are so angry all the time.
mindfulness is NOT a substitute for adequate mental health support. learning how to breathe properly isn’t going to stop me feeling suicidal. i need meds and therapy and that’s FINE!
when people recognise me they’re always like ‘i’m really sorry, but are u the suck dick 4 socialism girl?’ and i have to say yes whilst they process the fact that i’m 5’3 and asking if they also want fries
Renting in London sucks. Instead of living with your mates, you live with strangers and have no dining table. To see your friends you have to go out and spend money at the places that are directly gentrifying the area that you can barely afford to live in. In this essay I will
celebrating the 75th year by all coming together in the street to commemorate the survivors, who are currently dying alone in care homes bc of the tory governments failures to protect them cool cool cool got it
Checking people’s shopping for non-essential items is not only a blagrant disregard for privacy, but a tool to further oppress minorities and the masses.