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curator and real life dream girl. she/they

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@burlybosoms
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I will forever prefer to have cum on my face, than blood on my hands. You and your party are responsible for the deaths of thousands.
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@burlybosoms
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look, ive got a really bad hangover. i stand by what my tshirt says. get off twitter and go vote 🌹
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@burlybosoms
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STOP giving book deals and sex columns to posh girls pushing 30 - it is EMBARRASSSING. Give them to ME because I’m YOUNGER, HOTTER, and SLUTTIER.
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@burlybosoms
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@helenlewis @OwenJones84 @HannahAlOthman Get over it, Helen. We've all sucked a dick for a lot less.
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@burlybosoms
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happy thursday!
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@burlybosoms
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Silly me! I almost forgot! It’s only 13yo boys that are allowed to joke about blowjobs!
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@burlybosoms
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Lots of men in my mentions asking lots of very silly questions, so I just want to make a couple of things very clear: Blair is a war criminal. No, I do not want to see a picture of your cock.
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@burlybosoms
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might set up a support group for people who HAVE kissed tories and feel personally attacked by the ‘never kiss a tory’ merch.
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250,000 RTs and I’ll run for leader of the Labour Party
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4 years
we’re in the midst of a pandemic, james.
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have i missed something? never before have i seen a street party for VE day, and you’ve all decided that THIS is the year, 2020, to start??
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@burlybosoms
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big up my mum for folding and posting the tops for me because i’m a big fat idiot that didn’t realise last post was today
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@burlybosoms
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apologies to anyone that was on their commute through london bridge this morning and saw me sucking face with a boy who couldn’t remember my name x #2020
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4 years
priti patel more like priti fucking stupid am i right guys
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@burlybosoms
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@FrancesLumsden @NUFC_Devanny933 @OwenJones84 Honestly SO flattered you think I look so young! I'm 21. And if anything, I was exploiting Owen's inebriated state to further my own personal agenda of Insta fame. Get a grip, Frances! xoxo
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@burlybosoms
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4 years
ive got greasy hair, new shoes and a FIRST CLASS DEGREE BITCHES!
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@burlybosoms
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5 years
will suck dick for social distancing
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@burlybosoms
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i just graduated with a fine art degree in a recession and i have this platform bc i said i’d suck dick for socialism. idgaf about my job prospects hun
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@burlybosoms
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she’s actually adorable i love her so much
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my wish for 2020 is that anyone on the centre-left can find the strength to admit that they’re closet tories 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@burlybosoms
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5 years
sooooo a quick update on my life: i'm not graduating uni, i'm probably going to lose my job, and the guy i was dating last month just sent a text telling me he has chlamydia!!!! BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE THE KETTLE IS FINALLY NOT COVERED IN LIMESCALE!!!
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@burlybosoms
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lol right! what a prude! i’m barely a year older than her and i’m almost in triple figures!! #catchup
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lol when 16y/o me told my #camhs case worker that my anti-depressant was giving me the worse shakes, they laughed and said i was probably just cold and should stop wearing ripped jeans
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@burlybosoms
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5 years
fuck absolutely everyone that sent me drinks last night. i had too many drinks and ended up sleeping with a colleague and i need someone to blame it on.
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came home pissed last night and thought this was a hilarious idea lol
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word on the street is that dominic cummings is actually not at home and has gone against his own govts regulation to not travel. mad how there’s one rule for the people and another for the tories and their mates.
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@burlybosoms
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5 years
absolutely BLOWS my mind that there are some people out there that are genuinely happy to be alive
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slept with a boy early this week and he hasn’t texted me so i’m telling him i have covid
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@burlybosoms
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5 years
i’m gonna come off twitter for a lil bit bc all the talk about suicide is making me a bit #triggered bc i’m not in a gr8 place atm. check in on your loved ones, and try not to miss me too much xoxo
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@burlybosoms
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5 years
SEXY BOY! x
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@owenjonesjourno
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First time I’ve ever had to wear a T shirt to spell out a joke to the pretend offended, which sucks. But thanks to the amazing @burlybosoms for this beautiful Christmas present. Next time we’re cavorting in a gay bar we’ll wear it with pride free of Twitter’s curtain twitchers x
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@burlybosoms
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my valentines are these jeans and my juul
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@burlybosoms
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I'm sorry that ur all so offended by female sexuality when it's not being used in the way that u want.
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5 years
To those piling on this in outrage. We met last night in a gay bar. These are her t shirts she has personally made. She asked me to pose with her. It is a joke.
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Bit awkward when ur 3 pints down & take a photo with a fan, & wake up in the morning to loads of terfs calling u a dumb bitch
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@burlybosoms
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update: i forgot he follows me on twitter
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slept with a boy early this week and he hasn’t texted me so i’m telling him i have covid
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@burlybosoms
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don’t get me wrong i would perform oral sex on every single nurse, doctor, and paramedic working for the nhs right now to show my gratitude. but they should not have to be making martyrs of themselves because of the fucking perilous position the tory govt has put them in.
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BRB going into cyber so i can bully these fucking losers
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@burlybosoms
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wow i’m so sad and beautiful
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lol babe if you think that’s bad... it’s been two months since i’ve had a wax, you should see my arsehole
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hbd to me x
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this aged well
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word on the street is that dominic cummings is actually not at home and has gone against his own govts regulation to not travel. mad how there’s one rule for the people and another for the tories and their mates.
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🥰🥰🥰
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put up a selfie with my belly out on insta stories being like ‘if u love ur body atm i hate u’ and someone replied giving me tips on how to lose weight and get a smaller waist. yo wtf babe
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Big ask. I am 22, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx
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@burlybosoms
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literally cannot believe how i looked last night and also cannot believe that no girls proposed to me either :(
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@burlybosoms
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i like my parliament like i like my men: well hung.
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without #camhs i, categorically, would not be alive - however the decimation of mental health services under the tory government mean that thousands of people are not alive, because they didn't have access to the help and support that they needed and deserved
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i've been defending my Labour membership for years but they're really making it difficult arent they
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idk why people are so surprised about boris putting barely any effort into stopping coronavirus when he’s already made it so obvious that he wants people to die lol
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what THE FUCK is going on
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You deserve better. Dump the guy who ghosted you, convince the roommate to let you adopt a dog, and I'll take care of canceling your student loan debt!
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had my weekly shower xo
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🤟🏻
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good riddance 2020!
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brb taking myself on a date
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word on the street is that dom cummings is now back at his home in islington and has been having people over!! the man is insatiable!
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THIS IS A PSA! IF U SEARCH [FILM TITLE] WATCH ONLINE FREE BUT THRU BING IT SHOWS U ALL THE FREE STREAMING PLATFORMS THAT GOOGLE HIDE! UR WELCOME!
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@burlybosoms
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How am I expected to take any politician seriously when Corbyn's Labour is trending for being 'responsible for unlawful acts of harassment' when 1. the Tories are in power and 2. we completely ignored the anti-black harassment of Dawn Butler and Dianne Abbott within Labour?
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@burlybosoms
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my left nipple has more charisma than keir starmer but okay go off
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snogged a boy in the back of an uber pool last night and woke up to beautiful blue skies & a text from my dad about how he's named after my great grandmother susan! life is good!!!
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when people get annoyed about sucking dick for socialism i’m just like what scares you more: having an orgasm? or paying your taxes???
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love christmas. hate capitalism.
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i just spent ages taking nudes for this guy i went on a date with tonight but didn’t fuck and he’s just texted saying how he had a lovely time??? #gross #ew #wtf
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im aroused and at this point idk if its because of him or the pasta
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i keep getting drunk and trying to donate to the bernie campaign? thank god i usually pass out by the time it asks for a US passport number
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YOUNGER. HOTTER. SLUTTIER.
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@burlybosoms
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decided i’m not gonna be sad anymore i’m just gonna be hot
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morning texts with my mum:
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Nothing but respect for MY Prime Minister!
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three likes and i’ll start doing a zumba class for u all
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still a bit confused as to why it's okay that i'm having to use up my savings and sell nudes to pay this months rent just to make sure that my landlord can carry on like normal but whatever cool okay fine
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men would literally rather go to jail than help look after their newborn baby. wild.
@elonmusk
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Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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its honestly so hard being the fittest person in my hometown
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i love talking about pints so boys will fancy me :) i'm one of the lads but i've also got tits :)
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going on a second date and i want them to be my spouse and so obviously i’m gonna try and ruin it by trying out a funky new makeup look
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The govts guidelines for how the public should deal with #Covid_19 has been deliberately vague so that they are able to shift blame for THEIR failings onto the masses.
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big caroline calloway energy today
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just got turned on by a video of jeremy corbyn in a full adidas tracksuit. i can not be shamed.
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FINALLY got recognised at work this evening #madeit #famous #thisismyresignation #itgirl
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it’s been two months and this is the longest i’ve ever gone without having sex. i’m really beginning to understand why incels are so angry all the time.
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idk maybe london rent has just ruined me but my immediate thought was that this is cracking deal
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That’s the last time I try and find a house on gumtree
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👏🏼blue👏🏼labour👏🏼doesn't👏🏼exist👏🏼that👏🏼is👏🏼just👏🏼conservatism👏🏼
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mindfulness is NOT a substitute for adequate mental health support. learning how to breathe properly isn’t going to stop me feeling suicidal. i need meds and therapy and that’s FINE!
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I would LOVE to write a memoir/self-help book/times column, but UNFORTUNATELY my STUPID DAD wasn’t famous in the 90s so I don’t meet the criteria!
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when people recognise me they’re always like ‘i’m really sorry, but are u the suck dick 4 socialism girl?’ and i have to say yes whilst they process the fact that i’m 5’3 and asking if they also want fries
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@helenlewis @OwenJones84 @HannahAlOthman Oh bog off, you patronising old fart. Don't you have something better to be doing?
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Keep forgetting that yesterday actually happened and keep getting heartbroken.
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Renting in London sucks. Instead of living with your mates, you live with strangers and have no dining table. To see your friends you have to go out and spend money at the places that are directly gentrifying the area that you can barely afford to live in. In this essay I will
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SOS
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every single police officer is a bad person
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are there any pay pigs out there that like really nice soft sensitive girls that are just really grateful?
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Hi, my name's Ruby and my dad is very proud of me.
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celebrating the 75th year by all coming together in the street to commemorate the survivors, who are currently dying alone in care homes bc of the tory governments failures to protect them cool cool cool got it
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Can't believe it's taken a pandemic for me to realise that I am just, naturally, very very pretty.
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Checking people’s shopping for non-essential items is not only a blagrant disregard for privacy, but a tool to further oppress minorities and the masses.
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looking for a boyfriend is a full time job
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i, too, incessantly search my own name <3
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