reminder that my strawpage gimmicks get posted on my bluesky ^.^

RT @bigdybbukenergy: except it doesn’t. i was late to my first day in my first corporate job. i ran out of money each month when i was teac…

RT @StephanieJaneG6: Two years. We will never forget. R.I.P. Brianna. 🏳️‍⚧️💔

@notsoladydoor phannies just be saying anything

@alien_lori @woomykid999 honeycomb is based

@wIfstrr well i did this once but it turns out it was a bad idea to shout a word that sounds like genitalia in public

@dnpcomfort get away from me freaky tongue

@catboygerard yes he is sweet but he does not need protection that man can be vicious

phrainrot moment my dad is watching a cooking video and her coffee maker chimed, immediately recognized it as the coffee maker dnp have

@regalwhore @urwhalecuminof why is it ai 😭😭😭

@regalwhore guys its just a the 1975 song 😭

@scenemophan pheal

@carseatfagrest i've had people accuse me of not understanding EDs after making a food positive thread when the whole reason i made the thread was to show people the way of thinking that helped me eat when i was struggling with body image 🧍‍♂️ i think these ppl just wanna argue atp

@qmyschoice god yes same. that thing aint getting anywhere near me

@fastforwardty the tit blue shirt, i see u

@regalwhore oh noooo phil is gonna be disappointed that dan took him somplace fancy

@phlesboy okay so you took the "goodbye tit" posts literally

@holoskeleton oh my gosh here it comes

@bunnysIipper @regalwhore ah ah aaah

@regalwhore dannie tbh

RT @SussySpongey: Fun fact: this image is from the real life recreation of the Krusty Krab in Ramallah, Palestine