Nurse during my vasectomy goes “so what kind of music do you want to listen to” and I said “anything is fine”
She then goes “Taking Back Sunday radio work?”
I’ve been typecast as an emo kid at 30. That’s so fucking sick
Tonight at work I was asked what the sweet potato fries are made out of. Remember things like this when you’re wondering why food service workers get so aggravated with your dumb ass
For International Women’s day, I’d love to shout out the lady at the Urology office who just called me to remind me to shave my entire scrotal region before my appointment tomorrow. This one’s for you, Queen
This semester hasn’t been my favorite but I’m currently writing a 1000 word paper on the history of Reggaeton and I’ve already mentioned Daddy Yankee 14 times so I’ll call this a good day and a good assignment
A year ago I got arrested for protesting and I remember I was mostly just mad about the fact that I was downloading Tony Hawk Pro Skater on my PS4 and I wasn’t gonna get to play it that night
I’m honestly at a loss for words. Sometimes I feel like nobody sees Tallahassee but to hear so many people support us who got arrested that day is just unbelievable. I love all of you. Thank you
"It made me make a face like when you see a kid get a spanking in public" me describing my facial expression on the new Cannibal Corpse song to
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