Michael
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If you don't like my posts or my comments just block me. Simple as that drama Queens. 😊😊
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My dad left me alone for two minutes, (that is 14 minutes in doggy time) to take out the trash and I am looking through the window to make sure he is alright.
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I am not going to pretend that I understand women because they scare the shit out of me.
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Good morning, noon or evening my gorgeous friends. 😘❤️ Wednesday 10am in my neck of the woods, just got back from the gym and feeling invincible. 💪
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Nap time you beautiful, gorgeous, smart and loving friends. Too much? Ok I love you all😘❤️
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Goodmorning guys, I am feeling a wee bit better today so, bring it. 😊
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I will always hold a ladder for a lady in a summer dress because I am a Gentleman
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It is Wednesday in my neck of the woods, my day to open a bottle of whisky and drown my problems away.
I may rant on and insult some people, but only the ones that I don't like and do not follow. And for the rest of you, I LOVE YOU MAN!!! or woman❤️🥰🥃
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Did you know that people who ask questions about things they already know the answers to are annoying as hell?
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I am so lazy and disassociated from intimacy that I have craved all my life. How could this happen, I am actually satisfied by mingling with my social media friends/family. Love you guys 🥰😘❤️
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Lost one follower already because she said that she wanted to sit on my face, and I said no thank you I still had the skid marks from the last time. Yes, I know, my bad.
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Good day to you all, may you find fun in everything you do. Love you all❤️🥰😘 ps. even if you don't follow me. 🫶
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I have been avoiding posting and commenting lately because some people on this app are downright mean.
Well, I had enough of their hate and will express my view no matter how many haters block me.
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The person that said, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is full of shit man!!!
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Old Jewish man in a restaurant asks the waiter:
Old man: Taste the soup.
Waiter: Why, is it cold?
Old man: Taste the soup.
Waiter: Why, is it too hot?
Old man: Just taste the soup!
Waiter: Alright, where is the spoon?
Old man: AHHHAAA!!!
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A desperate man sent his wife to prostitute herself for money. She comes back in the morning all chirpy like and gives him $70.50. Who the hell gave you 50 cents? They all did, she giggled.
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I like when friends tell me exactly what they think off me. I'm going to need some new friends very soon😡
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Why does everything that is healthy and good for you taste like crap?
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I have found that on this app most people don't have a sense of humor😜
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@8WithaTiara
It must be hidden under the hair just behind the right ear. This one time I tried to insert it in her mouth, and she kept turning her head. 😳🤔
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If I was told 15yrs ago that ass licking was going to become a sex act I wouldn't believe it. In my day it meant sucking up to the boss. 😳😳
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Time to lay down and go to sleep. Have a good time without me. 😘🥰
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I had my say for today and am sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. Nah I'm not, I meant every word of it. 😁👍
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I will never believe a word I say anymore, I am just a liar.
Got pissed again this weekend after promising myself I will never drink again.
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Just a few years ago I was an ordinary man doing ordinary things meeting ordinary women, then I joined twitter and look at me now!!! Just like a country dog in the city, if I run, y'all will bite my ass, and if I stand still y'all will take turns fucking my ass. Just sayin'
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No matter what you say on social media, you will insult someone. I'm keeping my mouth shut🤐🤐
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If I wasn't rich, tall, dark, handsome, smart and funny, I wouldn't have anything going for me. Only joking, I am blond 🙂
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All my friends are getting married and moving on.
I got to find new friends now, those selfish bastards. 😠
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I don't belong in a world of barbarism and hate
Where people are selfish, cruel and irate
Where Despots rule to seal our fate
I for one have had enough of evil men that dictate
My future my life choices that are mine to regret
I will fight for my freedom and will never forget
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@justkat671
Love is never gone, it lingers within your heart
Haunted by their tears when lovers part
Songs of love are written by damaged souls that fight
Till a smile amongst the crowd fills them with delight
Surender your love to Cupid and trust in his desire
To set your heart on fire.
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My mother and father were married for 52 years. She was 8 years older and died 5 years before him. He died at the exact time and date she did. True love will never die.
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Don't get all riled up when I say I don't like you. It's not just you, I hate all the stupid people.
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Good morning, afternoon or evening. Have you taken your pills and is it safe to come out and play? 😳😜
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Good morning gorgeous people. ❤️😘
I have been busier than a dung beetle trying to take care of all the shit in my life. Have a great day. 🥰
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What goes through a grasshopper's mind as it hits the car's windshield?
It's asshole 😁
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Time to take a nap and think about where I went wrong today. Have fun without me 👍👍👍
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When your partner is controlling and accuses you of cheating on them, you can be sure that they are cheating on you.
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It won't be long now till I wake up to find that my whole life was just a dream, and that I am actually the richest man on earth.😊😊
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My dad treats me like a dog but I'm only a puppy and don't understand why he wants me to roll over and play dead. All I want is to be fed treats and have my belly rubbed, so sometimes I pee where I'm not supposed to like into his runners to remind him that I'm just a baby.😂
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You have no Idea how hard it is for me not to reply to some of the tweets that would get me kicked off this app
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Come on in, don't be afraid, she said, I don't bite, she said. She is a great big liar!!!
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If you just want to play with me for a little while and toss me in the corner, please don't take me out of my box.
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Even an annoying woman that farts all the time and doesn't shower for weeks on end will find her man that is deaf and lost his sense of smell. 😁
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@memyself170
@Mystifeye
Oh no, she is much more than that, a word beginning with C and ending with a T describes her to a T.
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I swear that junior is controlling my mind with his cuteness. The little one has a routine I must follow every day and if I err in any way, he turns his back on me till I get back on track than he gives me a hug with kisses all over my face just after he licks his privates. 😳
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You do know that you don't need a partner to dance and have a great time...
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