what human adult in their 20s wakes up in the morning and decides “???its a great morning?? i will dance!!!! to make it even better!!! and post it on the internet FOR FREE so everyone else can be happy too!!!” hoseok u are best sun boy
did bts just actually release an mv about how this was all destiny... about how the stars literally aligned for them ... about how they’d still find each other in an alternate universe.. about how they wouldn’t have it any other way.. when they know HOW I FEEL?????????
can’t believe bts actually released a video on friendship day to tell me that they’re my emotional support kpop best friends ,,,, we’re on this bangtan sonyeondan shit for Life i think..
not to be overdramatic but that video of jk saying “what have i done in my past life to deserve this love” and yoongi replying almost to himself “ u were probably amazing at whatever u did” quite literally ruined me
when they reacted to their debut stage and hoseok says “u can Literally see the passion in our eyes” and taehyung goes in the most deadpan voice “thats the eyeliner..”,, why are they the funniest people ever
jimin explaining the entire naruto plot to hoseok and asks him about his opinion on konoha village n hoseok goes “idk i never watched spongebob” and jimin just falls to the ground
not to be me but this gif played in my head when jimin said bc of jin he now understands the importance of being carefree and enjoying life,,, this is how jin spreads happiness actually
biggest paradox ever is jk being a millionaire but still having broke college student who just failed his midterms tendencies?? eating tuna directly from the can?? downing 7 packs of noodles in the middle of the night?? having an existential crisis bc of a washing machine?Why
how can One album made by One group be so ?? versatile????????? each track takes u to a different place ?? i’ve gone through 30 different emotions listening to this album How
taehyung being born in 1995 last minute just so he cld share the same year as jimin conversely seokjin being born in 1992 last minute just so he cld Avoid sharing the same next year as yoongi
so far bts have tripped multiple times on seemingly thin air, broke a part of the stage, choked each other on stage, dabbed in this day & age and are being a collective mess in general... its only been 2 hrs pls
yoongi’s verses be like “im not gonna tell u life is not shit but u know What eventually... hopefully.. it’ll pass & you’ll get through it” and i think thats beautiful
haven’t watched burn the stage but everyone’s saying the loudest cheers were when yeontan appeared of screen hhhh .... does he realize he has a whole nation at his paws .. does he realize we’re willing to go to war for him ..
namjoon is literally the most polite adult man ive ever seen in the 21 years i lived like????? that one run episode when he was apologizing to the Zombies for ???being???scared???of??them? also him saying “sorry to bother u” AT HIS OWN CONCERT??? goodest boy
jin sometimes speaks like a super villain who’s only here for a good time & is known for planning out seemingly pointless “evil” deeds like rearranging ur funko collection while ur gone
yoongi is so brave n smart for using bt21 to talk about controversial topics & deliver his thoughts & opinions on capitalism overthrowing the monarchy and the corrupt society while the others have no choice but to forcefully sit n listen to him
i have so much respect for jin’s dedication to going on weverse daily only to annihilate anyone who breathes as a form of bonding and quality family time
namjoon has a little fairy that lives in his bonsai tree who comes out every so often to boop his nose and sprinkle him in fairy dust when hes asleep and its jimin
yoonjin be like [soulmate noises] we are literally the Same person but one of us wears pink and the other wears black & thats how we trick people into thinking we’re polar opposites
jin saying the most absurd/random shit just to get a reaction out of yoongi & yoongi getting genuinely stressed out about it started when jin said he raps like jayz for the lols and yoongi lost his goddamn mind
jk: the humans are fast asleep. but i jumped on their bed. and cuddled close. to remind them that i love them. because the nighttime is long. and i’m worried they might forget
namjoon gave up on dionysus like halfway through but then Guardian Angel Hoseok took over and helped out ALOT:( joon even called him his savior:( hoseok will literally never let joon suffer
its so funny how bts ask namjoon the most obscure questions & take everything he says as the Absolute factual truth even if he knows nothing abt the matter hdhe like hoseok asking him if there’s comic book cafes in foreign countries???How Would He Know
crying at how the others tease vmin about losing and taehyung gets so visibly upset about it so jimin goes “its ok at least we have each other. dont listen to them” in the most passive aggressive voice ever
theres nothing i respect more than namjoon’s constant need to bring up jungkook’s Big Bambi Eyes. like nobody would ask and he’d go “oh Yeah our jungkookie’s Big Bambi Eyes” hell yeah i respect that
no mortal Ever can accidentally mess up their hair dye hours before their concert and still have it look like a FLOWER?? no mortal can stand in front of a wonky mirror and still look good??? jin immortal!
random but bts really helped me get out of my comfort zone & improve my fashion choices???,, like i started experimenting more w different styles AND got into accessories in short: they showed me there’s more to fashion than just vans
jungkook has a mind of a golden retriever as in hes always happy when his family (bts) are happy,, he also unapologetically shoves inedible objects in his mouth and the staff/members have to follow him around to spit it out... endearing
the thing that describes jinkook’s relationship is that one vlive where jin was reviewing their photobook & when he reaches jk’s part it starts off rlly funny but immediately gets unexpectedly sentimental so he goes “i want to see him..i’ll end this live n go see jk”
taehyung does this thing when he’s completely infatuated by someone where he just,, stares at them in admiration & shamelessly continues to do so unafraid of being caught staring and i respect that
bts have this weird habit of touching the body part a member is talking about like. tae could talk about his ass getting fat and you’d see six hands taking turns in grabbing it
namjoon calling hobi his savior and also calling him Fearless n saying that fear and hobi never come together when it comes to choreography,,, i think he has big crush on him or smth which is, so valid.
absolutely fkn LOVE the concept of 7 boys who have gone through a major development arc revisiting their past and rewriting it with their current more mature perspective of life ... beautiful
you know when jungkook has his arm around jin and for one second u think everything’s so peaceful and nice but next thing u know a primal Destroy Him instinct has taken over him and jin is suddenly in a headlock
jk pretending he doesn’t understand basic concepts bc he loves it when joon explains things to him vs joon intentionally being bad at a game just so he cld watch jk excitedly show him how to aim the perfect sniper shot in fortnite
funniest thing about how minjoon used to be the smartest in their schools is how joon is more accepting of the others being like “i literally never got a 100 in any subject in my entire school career” while jimin just loses his mind at it
how does yoongi feel knowing that the boy who used to be Eye level is now a Big Bastard and is the only one capable of catching on to yoongi bullshiting his way out of almost anything And has the power to out-bullshit him
THIS IS [tiny font] YOOGIE ;__; MY LITTLE GARDEN FAIRY WHOS SHY AND LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND FLOWER POTS EVERY TIME I WALK OUTSIDE. HE IS VERY LITTLE AND VERY SHY PLS HANDLE W CARE