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It’s going to be a long lonely walk through life if you can’t laugh at yourself. Especially when kids and cows are involved.
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Some evenings in the calving field are just better than others
I consider this unequivocal proof that breakfast at supper time is indeed completely acceptable
Don’t ever let anyone tell you differently.
#ranchlife
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The old mare
Still killing it in her 30’s
You’re only as old as you think you are
#ranchlife
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I’ve reached the point in my life where I no longer envy the beauty of far off lands when the only thing standing between me and everything I could ever dream of is a simple barbed wire gate
#SaskatchewanSkies
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Ranch life is a little weird and that’s ok
I can’t wait to retire actually translates into I can’t wait to ranch without working any other jobs
And this, well, this is what I like to call the perfect day off
#ranchlife
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One of the reasons ranchers get so up in arms when the ability to legally and lawfully possess said firearms comes into question.
He’s not there just to say good morning. He’s looking for breakfast and not the avocado toast kind.
#punintended
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While my husband is sending me pics of him and his buddies at the Oilers game I’m sending back video of my breathtaking views of the cattleguard jumping c**ksuckers😑🤬
I bet I made him really jealous. I almost feel bad🙃
#ranchlife
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This morning’s mineral check resulted in an impromptu episode of everybody’s favorite springtime game…
"Sleepin or Dyin"
#Calving24
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Springtime in Saskatchewan. Where you can experience every season in a single week
From +21 and tank tops to -16 and skidoo suits
We really had it all
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Just the field break I needed between work and children’s sports
#themomentsinbetween
#youdeserveabreaktoday
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Hey if you guys are over there with the cheque book could you grab some Tylenol?
#askingforafriend
Trudeau puts cash behind Indo-Pacific pledges during visit to Southeast Asia summit
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Our paediatrician, whom I greatly respect, asked early on if my kids were eating our beef yet. I was afraid to answer, but said yes. Their response…That’s great! It is so healthy and one of the easiest foods to digest. This is the advice I trust. Always.
#healthychoice
#beef
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Pretty lucky to catch a snowstorm to get the last heifer to calve
Never touched one in this group but like I said. It’s the last one…of course we had to pull it.
But…it’s big, it’s alive and this shit is finally over
#heiferpencrewout
#Calving24
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What is the definition of commitment?
An old 1175 with sketchy air conditioning, a tangled mop of long hair, & a piss poor attitude with a dash of the Italian sweats…
When the coveted scrunchie is sacrificed to keep the gear shift from slipping you know I’m all in
#Haying24
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I’m sure once the barometric pressure returns to normal she’ll be right as rain…
Just gonna add 809 to the calving book with a few added notes
#IYKYK
#Calving24
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Even though the weather network has hurt me too many times before I choose to wholeheartedly believe the predicted rainy deluge will happen
When the ladies start tossing some Snoop on repeat you KNOW something is coming
#hopeandhiphop
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Starting this morning off with a little "well I’ve never seen that before"
It’s almost like vitiligo or something 🤷♀️
#Calving24
#Alwaysanadventure
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Big backwards & bug-eyed
Ya some days suck but even they’re full of the little wins
Calving is a lot like the cattle cycle. You must find enough joy in 2 months to carry the next 10
I wouldn’t change this shit for anything
But
I will change my shitty clothes
#littlevictories
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How to lose weight in 30 days
Ladies. It’s simple. Eat what you want, drink what you want.
Move to a place where winter is 10 months of the year, buy cows, attempt to calve said cows with nothing but a little can do attitude.
The pounds will literally melt right off
#trustme
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For me a good day in Ag is defined as any day I find a way to laugh
I think it’s so important to find humour because for the most part I do believe in the mantra let cows be cows which isn’t always a good thing
#talesfromtheheiferpen
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Saskatchewan sunsets just hit different in the fall.
It must be the way they compliment the colours in the drought stricken ground.
This land can be hard, it can be cruel, but there is always beauty in it.
#triangleskies
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We all know what they say about Saskatchewan. You can watch your dog run away for days, that is unless you lose him in a swath first.
#flatlandermountain
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You know the saying the banker never has cash, well the butcher never has steak until the end of the season when they finally get to their own beef.
We always eat heifers. Why? They’re easy keepers, they’re delicious and I for one sure as hell can’t taste that $0.30 spread.
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Calving log: Day 1027
The animals have lost their minds
Winters grip has frozen every last viable brain cell
Him: Hey there’s a cow calving in a hole. Come help
Me: What hole?
Him: You have to see it to believe it
Shit it’s twins
Bring snowshoes
Me: How did you?
why?
I can’t
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I almost feel guilty bringing new animals to live in the triangle of terror especially under the false pretences of a Dec 1st with no snow…
#ranchlife
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Some days suck the sarcasm right outta me
The days your kid overcomes old fears and smiles ear to ear & all of a sudden they mature 5 years in the blink of an eye
When "we do this for them" isn’t just words of whimsy to sell the dream
Some days this really is why
#CelebrateAg
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I have officially secured my spot in hell
Sorry husband
Decisions were made
#ranchlifeoftherichandfamous
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Look at 20R over here. Calving on a nice flat snow patch with a happy little baby nowhere near a water hole…
See that 21V. SEE THAT!!
#calving24
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Just me out prancin around with a rope flapping on my thigh like I’d be any fkn use with it if I did happen to need it
#parttimecowboy
#ranchlife
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This morning’s episode of Terror in the Triangle is brought to you by a calf stuck in a tree, Houdini in the corner and a what the fuck happened in here?
#sponsoredbytheletterF
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Calving log day 947
Also known as day 8
Get in Norman. We’re going on an adventure
#Calving23
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Coffee row isn’t that talkative this morning.
Quite the weather out there hey babies?
The heated mattress pad was a gift. Unfortunately I’m always cold, he’s always hot so either it went or the marriage went.
However… best calving tool ever
#porchsideNICU
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Looks to me like Agriculture and nature seem to be getting along just fine
#ranchlife
#balebuddies
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Am I a little bit embarrassed? Ashamed even that I let my husband take the maiden voyage on my new horse?
Hell no
Statistics prove women live longer then men and who am I to fuck with statistics
#hesinsured
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The secret to a pretty picture
Have cows
Rescue stupid cows only once daylight has faded
Immediately following stupid nighttime rescue snap random flicks while shaking off minor rope burn as the better half determines if their wound is just a stinger or an actual break😑
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When you might be giving birth but hear that tractor coming…
Just drop it at the gate
Girls gotta eat
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The equine version of your mother making sure you’re doing your chores right
The old mare isn’t going to miss out sorting pairs before the heavy snowfall warning hits regardless of the fact she has no rider…
#palominoprogenypartingperfectpairs
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Pretty sure I was divorced for about an hour today
All day moving bulls and cows without a hitch then somebody sorted the last three bulls in the corral right out the open shouldn’t have been open gate straight out to the cows…
Yes. That was me. All me
#CelebrateThatAg
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The main thing government fails to understand in deciding the Ag industry needs to 'do better' is that these operations already make decisions for the future based on upcoming generations, not just tomorrow. This industry is full of great people and ingenuity.
#workwithnotagainst
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If a cow so chooses not to follow the custom baby transport receptacle, please know that I am judging you
Possible harshly
You will be noted in the calving book
I’m looking at you 914
#naughtylist23
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Don’t let other people write our story
Take a look through my eyes
Ag is a beautiful thing
#ranchlife
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Hockey was cancelled
I’m not calving
I refuse to do paperwork
That only leaves one option…
Wander around the kitchen humming Sir Mix-a-lot while depleting the flour stock as my children wonder if mom has finally lost it
#wegotbunshun
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I can only think of two good reasons to chill out on your bathroom floor
The first makes you swear off drinking forever
The second makes you end up at the first 🙃🍻
#Calving24
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It may not be the spring storm of the century, but it’s the spring storm of our personal century. Another porch pet coming in hot seeking accommodations
#calving22
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Hotel Trout. Warm comfortable rooms complete with valet service. Keep ‘‘em coming
#calving22
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Marriage is hard. It takes a lot of work. Disagreements happen. This ain’t no hallmark movie
Luckily there are moments that bond us. Shared trials that bring us together
Every day we can glance out at the beautiful bovines trudging through the snow and both agree we are f**kd.
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Many Havre grocery trips were made with my grandparents when I was little.
There was one piece of land I always loved and said I’d own one day.
That piece is my home.
I forgot about that.
Sometimes we get so caught up in life we forget our dreams have already come true.
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Spring storms are the literal shits. You take shit, eat shit, giver shit, chase shit, stop giving a shit. And then once the clouds have parted and the sun is shining. You treat shit for the shits.
#shitstorm
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Mornings in the calving field where all births have been halted due to amiable weather
#calving24
#ranchlife
#Saskatchewanskies
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Wanderlust
Calving handbook definition: The insatiable need to travel great distances through hostile terrain in order to give birth alone in a snowbank
I’m going with 'All who wander are not lost' Unless you’re Bertha over here. Bertha is calving and most definitely lost
#WHY
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