"Okay, sir, that vanity plate is available but your insurance spikes 13000% & you can no longer be w/in 50ft of cats" http://t.co/ZDZ29uOMV1

RT @Austen: John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest thi…

RT @yacobg42: My god

RT @RaniaKhalek: Wow, it turns out I played a role in pushing Ta-Nehisi Coates to look more deeply into Palestine. I was the woman who y…

RT @erinoverbey: i often revisit this Ta-Nehisi Coates interview (nov ‘23) where he spoke out on Gaza—& put the whole silent literary/media…

RT @JamesUrbaniak:

RT @CoriBush: When a majority of voters are demanding a ceasefire & an end to the genocide, it is completely out of touch & disgraceful for…

RT @yungchomsky: he wasn’t a “cheater.” his hypersexuality was an ADHD response

RT @scharpling: Imagine having lived the life that Bernie Sanders has lived and yet you have to participate in this conversation without ju…

RT @julieklausner: Oops, all Turtles

RT @DougJBalloon: We wanted to know if Kamala Harris is really Black. So we talked to three unvaccinated Trump supporters at a Wendy's in…

RT @natasharothwell: This is what a dream coming true looks like. How to Die Alone. September 13. Only on @Hulu. #BuckleUp

RT @boners: People keep calling men Greek gods when they are Keebler elfs at most

RT @jzux: there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name…

RT @MarioPrime: My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”

RT @bestshow4life: Tom talks Joe Pera, Jo Firestone, Dan Licata and Conner O’Malley!

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