@halomancer1
"have you considered that this organization meant to deal with the consequences of disasters and emergencies so large and sudden they could not have feasibly been prevented should simply have prevented them? i am very intelligent"
@Liv_Agar
seinfeld is:
- 33.3% jerry complaining that he's developed the ick about a woman
- 33.3% george giving a woman the ick for reasons that are clear to everyone except him
- 33.4% assorted elaine and kramer activities
"inspiring story" "he's an american citizen just like the rest of us" "welcome aboard"
vs
"embiitch" "hardest road" "play for cameroon you fat shithead"
this is the ball knowledge equivalent of an overflow error. this person simply knows so much ball that it breaks logic and wraps back around to them having negative ball knowledge.
my friend just saw mavs/OKC on tv, looked at luka and said “is that beno udrih?”
she possesses a level of ball knowledge that is impossible to understand
between the try guys kicking out a member for cheating on their wife with a staff member and boyinaband getting exposed as a sexual predator, people living vicariously through 2010s youtube must be in shambles rn
@CookedByTheKing
it’s not even that it’s that all of his videos are exactly the same
*spoken word intro with some serious background music*
*repeats the same things over and over*
“here’s a stat about efficiency/longevity and guess who’s at the top it’s the player the video is about 😳😱”
🧵/🚨URGENT— Joel, 28, a basketball player was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later paralyzed from legs down, followed by severe convulsions and seizures
man fuck The Last Dance for making Maverick out to be a cool autobiography about Phil Jackson taking LSD haha quirky when the motherfucker was just straight up peddling race realism in that shit
E'Twaun Moore has almost certainly never whipped out this Magic Johnson hee-HEE flashy pass in his damn life but he is not letting that stop him
It is the explorative childlike whimsy that resides within us all, but fully unconstrained
NBA media day pictures always have potential to be unintentionally funny, specifically the pics where you can tell the photographer went "ok now do something cool" and the player takes it upon themself to do something they have never and will never attempt in an actual NBA game
@dhwanisaraiya_
the craziest thing about this to me is that they stole art of a dude who isn’t even on the team anymore and still used it in the concept
the 2023 and 2024 WNBA drafts are so absurdly stacked, so much genuinely elite talent entering the league.
this year, you've got Aliyah Boston, Diamond Miller, Maddy Siegrist; next year you've got, Caitlin Clark, Paige Bueckers, Hailey Van Lith, Angel Reese, Cameron Brink...
@kimchicel
life lesson many men need to learn: if someone is comfortable enough to say they hate men around you, you are not the ‘men’ they are talking about !!!!!
Keep at all costs: Embiid, Maxey
Re-sign: Oubre, Payne, Smith
Re-sign if not retiring: Batum, Lowry
Let walk: RoCo, Bamba, Martin
Let walk if after more than the MLE: Hield
S&T: Melton
Fuck off and die: Tobias
FA Targets: Monk, Tyus, KCP, Royce O'Neale, Lonnie, Bruce Brown (S&T)
Players to win NCAA Championship and NBA Finals in consecutive years:
- Bill Russell (1956: San Francisco, 1957: BOS)
- Magic Johnson (1979: Michigan, 1980: LAL)
- Henry Bibby (1972: UCLA, 1973: NYK)
- Billy Thompson (1986: Louisville, 1987: LAL)
Christian Braun 🔜❔
@Shai_Media
Rule 10, Section XIII—Traveling
f. A player who attempts a field goal may not be the first to touch the ball if it fails to touch the backboard, basket ring or another player.
and this isn't jokic slander btw! the dude is a genuine once-in-a-generation player, deadass one of my favorite hoopers
this is just yet another example of an account that's allegedly about "statistics" just straight up picking and choosing when to hate and when to agenda push
@sugarsmorecake
nah man i have never seen any takeout food anywhere where you get given a single slice of white bread what the FUCK 😭😭😭 they hated this man
Jimmy Butler
Anthony Edwards
LeBron James
Domantas Sabonis
Jayson Tatum
Starting 5, a new Netflix Sports series, will follow their 2023-24 season on and off the court. Coming October 9.
it honestly says it all about supermega that
1. there was so little good will left that 99% of fans had zero qualms dropping them as soon as the news broke
2. the channel lost a year's worth of subs in 3 days
3. a year's worth of subs was 35k
quite a 'magnum opus', boys