Mama ka Nyeti🧡
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Author. Lover of goats.I don't play about my mama.
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Finally our chance to get cuffed.
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Thuso has had to take accent and dialect classes as an actor. Even actors in the US have to take them if the character is from a different state. As a singer, Tyla doesn't have to.
They are both talented women and south Africans should be proud.
Both South Africans 🇿🇦
Both Interviewed in America 🇺🇸
Completely Different Accents 🤔
Tyla - 💯% Original.
Thuso - Fitting in with the rest.
Tyla Thuso
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I can officially pull this move in real life because I just bought my first house at 26.
I am fucking proud of myself!!!
Call me Notsile Kukami lana Nkambule.
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Where are the MEN RAPING these kids in the cartoon below? It is odd to notice that they are rarely mentioned when teenage pregnancy is being discussed.
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Putting an entire electrical device in the fridge as an adult means one of two things; you're a life threatening level of stupid or you're a divorce worthy level of passive aggressive.
Told my husband to put the soup in the fridge and he put the entire crockpot in there. 😳🤷🏼♀️
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@Ziningi_Leo
Hey Ziningi, I don't know you but I know the demon call unemployment. Sat with it for close to 3 years. It always looks like other people are leaving you behind and there aren't any words to make it seem better. However one day, these days will be behind you and not so heavy
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After 5 months of retrenchment due to Covid wrecking havoc over the Arts Industry; I am starting my new job tomorrow. Ngicela ningibongise kuMdali nalabaphansi. Beyond grateful ❤🙏.
Ps: I am taking housewarming gifts in eWallets, Thank you.😂💕
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@BlknFlourishing
They will say you are overreacting and then go ahead and tweet BLM when another dark skinned man with dreads becomes a casualty because somebody felt he looked scary.
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I am still stuck on women who can't even greet the girl intern in the office but are main speakers at Women empowerment events.
Empowering women isn't some garment you wear when it's beneficial to you. Are you for women or not?!
Something is coming to mind as we engage on the “women empowerment” buzz word we use so often. The other thing is terminology is created by actual feminists, and because we try to distance ourselves from grounding ourselves in feminist theories and identifying as feminists...
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I am beyond shocked. I am beyond grateful. I am so excited.
I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Abdul Khoza bothers nobody and minds his short cute business. Leave him alone.
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After YEARS of talking to you'll about it, sending drafts and dodging the "where is the book" question, I am OFFICIALLY a published Author.
Nyeti: The Becoming is officially on Amazon!! Please see link below. s/o to
@ntuthukofakudze
for the cover!❤💃
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@tumi_lediga
This one hurts differently. The joy in all these pictures, your beautiful baby!!💔 I am so sorry Sisi
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Especially as a woman because the probability of an orgasm being low alone should disinterest you.
Celibacy isn’t as hard as you think . It’s really a mind thing for sure .
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These abductions were planned to the last T. They've collected leaders of all pro Democratic organizations. One by one. Please dont scroll past. Share their names and images so all are accounted for.
#AllAccountedFor
#EswatiniProtests
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@remyyma_
Ofcourse the dark skinned girl is the one being shoved and the punchline of the joke.
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Loyiso came on here to ensure bazalwane know he is not down with the same sex love and disguised it as a HBD message.
Passive aggressive back handed love? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!!!
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Please straighten your voice when you talk to me. I'm a tittle deed holder. Okuuuurrrr!!😂😂😂🔥
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We need to alienate the security forces from OUR communities. Deny services, server relationships and create a hostile isolation environment.
You do not get to MURDER and maime our relatives and still get to live life normally.
Ngumsangano loyo
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It is not war when only ONE side is armed, only ONE side has power and only ONE side makes the rules. That is a genocide. We are NOT at war, we are in the middle of a coordinated genocide as the last kick of a dying horse.
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Spreading Teargas at a Memorial, young and old in attendance during a respiratory pandemic is a new level of incitement.
#JusticeForThabani
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The amount of bravery it takes to stand naked infront of the most unfriendly stage in the world. She's beautiful ❤
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The writer vs their book
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I am so delighted to present my second Novel "Temansele: Making The Team" now available on Amazon!! A tale about Love, Crime and Sacrifice in Mbabane.
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Mohale is very clear and direct. The traits of a clean conscience.
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@KhosaneN
@Raquel_Savage
Oh Child Dildos stay selling regardless of men because they give what they can't; ORGASMS
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From my view, the tollgates serve two important purposes;
- To shake up people who are seemingly comfortable during a movement that should include all who want a better state.
- It is hot out there. Comrades are on the streets all day. They need to eat and drink.
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Okay so I got profiled as one of the influential voices in the Feminism & Advocacy Space in Africa!! If you know French, you can read the magazine online "Babel" and if you cant, just go look at my picture. LMAO! Thank you COSPE ❤
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Not a single lie.
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@SpitchNzawumbi
Did she gain weight on the way to his place from the restaurant?!? What a nuisance.
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Yey, kugulelwa ngumtali is one of the worst if not THE worst feeling in the world!!
I am lighting a candle for those who have been through it or are going through it. Especially with little family support.
Very few things will change your life in more permanent ways.
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Introducing my 3rd offering as an Author and the second Novella in the "Temansele" Series, now in hardcopy. E250 per copy. Please DM if you'd like a copy. Thank you🇸🇿🧡
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How the second half of 2024 started out for me. Ngiswele imilomo letinkhulungwane yekutibongela kuMvelinchati Kanye nebakitsi lasebalele.
Ndauwe.
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Remind me one day to thread about the different ways these old men will hex you into being their sex slaves in this our very small country. Kubi. Kubi.
Stop. Eating. Food. From. Men. You. Don't. Even. Know.
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@ZeeRight
I raise you being made to stand next to the casket the entire service. Infront of everyone. I can never get that feeling off me.
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Oh look. It's another old tired Dlamini man as a Prime Minister. How ground breaking and audacious.
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Just post your selfies and go. No need to entangle them with the protest hashtags people DIED for.
Respect goes a long way.
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There is no diploma or degree that is useless. Education no matter the level cannot be useless.
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I have no words.
A few things that stood out for me;
- Southern Star quantam being used to harm swazis
- Hospitals refusing treatment on purpose as a political strategy
- None of the survivors speaking about quitting. They've lost so much but not the fight
#TheUnthinkable
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Sitawuphela solo sitjelwa bo "closely monitored" and "deeply concerned"
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All I am asking for is that you pray for my family. Please. ❤🕯
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Lol muting this because the squiters and pro cummers have found it. It's lovely for YOU that you get there easily. The data shows it isn't the norm. We would clap for you but our hands are currently busy searching for our self given orgasms.
Be blessed far away💛
Especially as a woman because the probability of an orgasm being low alone should disinterest you.
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📸: Sive Photography
Legs: All mine
Hair: All mine
Shoes: Gifts😊
Dress: this ol thing😊
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Mandla Luphondvo will not rest until everyone has a job in this country and I appreciate him for it.
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Send the email. Make the call. Book the flight. Sign the contract. Leave the job. Leave the relationship. File for the divorce. Have the baby.
Do it all before it's too late and the option goes away.
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First rental payment in for my property. Now I know it's real.
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Tomorrow is October. Mental health awareness month. Prioritize your sanity by ending that useless relentless talking stage you are in. It is not going anywhere and you know it.
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The Troika delegation of men arrived in skinny jeans ngatsi it's ladies night at Xchange. Rhha. We are on our own.
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Now that I have established you're online, I have an announcement to make. My third novel called "Temansele: Running The Team" is now available on Amazon Kindle.
❤❤❤🤸♂️😊🤰💜💛
#AfricanWriters
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Catch me on the Swazi TV English news bulletin talking about my latest novel Temansele at 8pm tonight. ❤📚🎥
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Thicker than 3 day old oatmeal on a cold winter's day.
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Ah nothing much just a village girl at the Brutal Fruit Outstanding women's lunch. The glasses haven't been empty since we got here. What a beautiful day!!💞
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Just finished my probation period interview at work. Apparently since I started here other staff members have become more open with their views.
It was seen as a plus. My forward opinionated disposition affirmed. I could cry!😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤
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People with present fathers, I hope you know how lucky you are.
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If you pick anything from 1 to 3 you probably eat people for a living.
I'll take the ketchup on my number 5. Thanks
If you picking anything after three you're a whole ass child. You probably use ketchup too
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Nkulunkulu ungentele lokuhle, wangikhumbula ngisho sengitikhohliwe.
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I don't know who you are but please get some rest. What you are worried and anxious about has already been taken care of. Bonga emadloti akini kanye neMdali for the morning will bring you some clarity and relief.
It is not as irreparable as it feels.
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Nobody wants to be known as the rape victim. Nobody! There is no prize and no glory there. Nothing to gain and years of hard work to lose.
Nobody wants that but unfortunately this is where we are at with it. Having to exhibit our darkest shame. Nobody wants this.
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Can't dress up and take one so here is a throwback to just a fortnight ago. Happy birthday to me!! I look forward to all the blessings the late 20s are going to give me. Here is to another chapter of greatness. ❤🎉
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