How to trick girls into thinking you’re attractive:
1. Get tatted.
2. Find a good barber.
3. Always wear a hat and sunglasses.
4. Grow a beard.
She still thinks you’re ugly? Buy a fuckin boat.
When our embassy was under attack under Obama Hillary Clinton let Americans begging for their lives be murdered.
When our embassy was under attack under Trump, trump sent in the marines and dropped a bomb on the fucker who wanted Americans dead.
I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT.
I simply refuse to hate another human being for who they voted for, what color their skin is, who they choose to love, or how much money is in their pocket. I refuse.
PSA dates do not have to be expensive! Here are 10 completely free 1st dates.
1. Get in a car wreck
2. Fist fight
3. Shop lift
4. Commit murder
5. Threaten a politician
6. Mini golf
7. Rob a rich neighborhood
8. Arson
9. Vandalize a govt building
10. Write a manifesto
My toxic trait is I’ll always suffer in silence. I’ll run myself into the ground helping others out of depression while drowning in mine. I’ll mask it by showing extra love, working more hours and keeping myself busy so nobody notices the subtle ways I ask for help
Maybe this ain’t a popular opinion but I’d sure love to hear a lot less about the kardashians and who’s fuckin who in Hollywood and a lot more about the Ranchers and the animals completely underwater in Nebraska.
It actually amazes me how many people think Impeachment means trump will no longer be president..
He can’t be removed from power without a 2/3 approval from a Republican backed senate...
You people are fucking idiots.
All I’m sayin women bleed for an entire week every month, they’ll shove a whole ass human outta their love tunnels, put needles through their nipples, but cry because their mans tone of voice changed..
If my girl don’t like me talkin to a certain girl I’m not goin to. Not because I’m whipped, not because I’m a push over, but because I don’t want my girl to ever feel like she’s in a competition.
Women go through 9 months of literal hell and all that pain just to get disrespected by dudes with credit scores lower than the price of a PS5..
Do better
I’m a 24 year old man who’s never used a 3 in 1 body wash, never decorated my house with spent liquor bottles or beer boxes, and I have 4 pillows on my bed.
We exist.
I swear ain’t nothin more annoying than a gas pump that asks you a million questions when you’re in a rush.
Shit be like:
Pin?
Car wash?
Blood type?
Mothers maiden name?
Do you still love your ex?
Remove handle and begin fueling.
Things that really piss me off as a man:
1 in 5 women will be raped at some point in their life.
51% by someone they trust.
1 in 4 girls are sexually abused before 18.
2019 is the year we do better as men. Hold you, your friends, and everyone else accountable.
4 reasons I know why women are not the inferior sex:
1. They shower in fire.
2. They push Lil humans out their love tunnels.
3. They bleed for a whole week and don’t die.
4. Eyebrow plucking.
I post my friends on my snap story and I get 100 replies from girls telling me they’re cute.
I post a selfie and I get one reply from a girl named CountryBitch420 sayin 😍😩
I swear gas pump always got the most questions to ask you when it’s cold out...
Rewards card?
Zip?
Car wash today?
Do you love this shit?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single?
Some dogs can detect bombs, narcotics, and cancer. Some dogs can lead the blind, alleviate PTSD, and go get help when their handler has a seizure. Mine shits on the floor.
As a huge hunter, shit like this really bums me out man, I know how invasive pigs are and Just like coyotes up here we have to handle them but to have so little respect for an animal you cage it and then blow it up when it runs away is very cowardly in my opinion.
Trump just signed an executive order to lower the cost of insulin and make other life saving medications more affordable to lower income families.
CNN: orange man bad 😡
Relationships should be 50/50.
I buy all the alcohol and completely fill up the boat with gas and she buys the ice for the cooler and looks good in a bikini.
I ain’t gonna lie to y’all, I don’t care in the slightest Morgan Wallen said what he said.. it was directed at a friend and it wasn’t even used in a derogatory fashion. I got way worse things to worry about in life.
At 18 you can -
• die in a meaningless war for your country
• acquire severe PTSD
• be tried in criminal cases as an adult
Things you can’t do at 18 -
• buy tobacco
• buy alchohol
What the fuck America...
Unpopular opinion:
bullying will always be a thing, we need to stop over protecting and shielding our youth from everything and start teaching them to stand up and defend themselves. We need to stop raising victims.
This might just be another day for some, but to so many blue collar men and women this day determines whether they’ll have jobs in under a years time. Be kind, we all bleed red.
The last American rescue plane has left Afghanistan leaving behind an unknown amount of American citizens.
If you voted for Joe Biden I want you to know you can go fuck your self.
Yesterday an armed teacher in Ogden, Utah stopped a man from abducting a student by using his firearm as a deterrent.
You’ll never see anything about it on any of the nightly news broadcasts though.
All I’m saying is I really pray that the Corona virus doesn’t find my ex girlfriend Emily at 594 Poplar Chase Lane, New Meadows Idaho, Zip code 83654, born 8/6/1996, phone number 2083478666, ssn
#518
-63-1687..
That would be terrible 🙁