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@britni___
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Niggas that work for Walmart are the last type of people I’d allow in my home
@CNET
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Walmart will stock your fridge with groceries while you're not home
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@britni___
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😂 bro I’m literally one of the most laid back cool females you’ll ever come across. Be up front about wtf you got going on.. I can only trip if you try to hide shit from me cause at that point you disrespecting me like I’m some sucka ass bitch
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@TIANNAMARGIELAA @MostDopeNickie This a lie cause I’m an Aries and I fasho ain’t shit
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@KyMurda That she need to get a job cause he pays her 2,100 a month as well as covers the child’s medical insurance and schooling 100%
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@britni___
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Men get fucked over by the last bitch and take it out on every female they meet until they die.
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@LondonAffair Tell someone I wasnt tryna rush into anything sexually until I built trust with them and had them going above and beyond to try and gain my trust just for me to be fucking someone else on the side from day 1 that I ain’t trust at all 💀
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@ShyneMichaels This was rude 😂
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@britni___
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Baby girl please humble yourself QUICKLY before I report you for doing them ugly ass lashes in your home.
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Honestly idgaf how y’all feel if I feel some shit is gay then that’s how I feel fuck what y’all talking about tbh.
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I’ve never been a #2 type of bitch and I’m not about to start
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@britni___
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@LondonAffair Period don’t stop nothing but sentences. PERIODT
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@britni___
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Niggas will know you not in a good space and do shit to further ruin you mentally. Bitch I will kill you and me
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@taakatoni Baby she did a swish 😭
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@MaKaylaMaShelle Love this for you 🤣
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@Airdev2three I know 4 bottle girls off the top of my head who could pass as her lol
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@britni___
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Ladies please don’t waste your time with a man like this. You sound like a predator tbh and need to seek help
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@britni___
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This dude murdered his girlfriend and posted it on his IG story and y’all.... I ... can’t believe I saw this shit bro. I thought it was fake but now it’s on the news Jesus
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@britni___
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I am not into that feminist shit at all. I enjoy cooking and cleaning for my boo and I expect that mf to go get the oil changed in my car, mow that lawn, and have a nice ass salary idgaf if they make more than me lol
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@britni___
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What y’all tryna do then lol
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@britni___
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Do u know how detrimental it is to already be broken and allow someone in ur space b/c you think they’re here to help build you up but in reality they are abusing your trust and vulnerability.... the ultimate betrayal.
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@britni___
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Recording every moment y’all share, always telling your friends and family y’all business, taking advice from social media, comparing your relationships to shit you see on the internet.
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IG- NOLASKINSENTIALS 🍭
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Dating 101: what are some pet peeves of this dating era?
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@britni___
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Does the egg chase after the sperm or is it the other way around? Ladies do not be running after these niggas lol
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@britni___
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You bitches are wack and I will beat you up without hesitation doing some lame shit like this around me
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@britni___
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@AFGHANSHAWTY Juicing. Sprinkle a little bit of coke in there to speed up the process
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@britni___
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Never lower your standards, because you’ll end up regretting it every. single. time.
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If this happened to me while my man is in my presence and he don’t air that bitch out.... I’m single
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This not okay 😒 I hate niggas
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Houston women top tier
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@britni___
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Leaving that nigga and finding someone who don’t do that childish shit >>>>>
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@britni___
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I don’t have the energy or mental capacity to deal with anyone this week. My social interaction meter capped this weekend I don’t wanna talk to anyone that’s not fucking or feeding me.
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@britni___
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Men are not slick at all. Y’all be in relationships but still hold on to your hoes by a thread.. on purpose.
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@britni___
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potentially getting cancer > being musty
@GoldenFreaux
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Y’all out here still using deodorant with aluminum in it
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@britni___
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@SeattleVik @OAU_General But nerds are the best guys to date lol
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@britni___
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Reginae don’t be acting like she is the first-born child of Lil Wayne and it be upsetting me. Bitch name hold too much weight to be out here always looking stupid behind a nigga
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...he did all this and whole time he was fucking other bitches behind my back. Life came at me fast 😭
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I’m territorial af. Over my man, my friends, and my family. If I love you I just wanna wrap a cloak of protection over you. And if I peep danger I will get aggressive lol
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I see why y’all love Latina woman so much cause these bitches are y’all slaves lol
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“You used to fw my homeboy” Lol yeah okay and that nigga fumbled and lost me so what you tryna do?
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God is my birth control
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@britni___
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a nigga that’s cheating:
@Amizzyy_
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“Nah, fuck this, if you don’t trust me just leave”
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It’s so weird watching your city change. I know evolution is inevitable… but I would’ve never imagined Houston would be headed in this direction. Kinda sad really. Our culture was so unique.
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@britni___
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I did this it was so much fun 😄
@YPHoustonTX
Your Favorite Places In Houston
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Big Bambú exhibit at The Museum of Fine Arts in Houston June 10–September 3, 2018
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@britni___
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Y’all always giving toxic people an excuse for them being toxic. They going through this or they experienced that. No... some people are just genuinely terrible human beings lol..
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Because it’s cheaper to pay for an airline ticket than it is to cover maternity leave benefits.
@DiscussingFilm
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Netflix, Paramount, Comcast, Sony, Warner Bros Discovery and Amazon will all reimburse travel costs for employees in states that ban abortion who wish to end a pregnancy. Disney is also expected to also reimburse travel costs but are yet to comment. (Source: @MattBelloni )
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as a Texan, I refuse to pour my money into Walmart when we have H‑E‑B.
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Throwback of @theestallion 😻
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Someone please take me here
@YPHoustonTX
Your Favorite Places In Houston
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Neil's Bahr Gamer-themed bar & late-night hangout with New and Classic video games, board games, ping pong table, a comic book library & karaoke nights 2006 Walker St, Houston, TX 77003 Weekly karaoke (Wednesdays), video game tournaments (Tuesdays) and movie nights (Mondays)
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@britni___
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There’s a difference between having hoes and having women interested that you don’t entertain.
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You get the best of both worlds when you get a hood nigga that moved to the suburbs
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I love Aries because although it might not be what you want to hear, they are always brutally honest and you never have to question their intentions.
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I’m so damn scared of letting someone in just for them to fuck me over
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I refuse to let anyone use me
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This the perfect weather to be suckin on some titties
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@meanbitchjordy Holy trinity... is Aries Gemini and Scorpio
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@yaniveee @KyMurda Well that’s the point lol she’s saying women are going through this without the right partner
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I can’t date no popular nigga. I like mines low key and unfriendly.
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Niggas say I’m fine everyday and I be like blah... but being called beautiful really does something to my spirit idk why
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@95airMAXonnnn @MrJonCee It was literally the first date. He absolutely needed to take her home
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Ladies we dating white men all summer 2k19
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Here is the news report for everyone who keep asking me
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I shake hands with CEO’s during the week and shake ass with bad bitches on the weekend. My life is perfectly balanced
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@_Imariiiiiiiiii @NiggasLoveSlim_ I’m really dead bro cause she don’t have a single photo up with her teeth showing 😂
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Actually my best sex came from an Aries. That mf was a liar but to this day I’ve never experienced sex like that and probably never will 😭
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I have sex when I want to have sex. There’s literally nothing someone could do to entice or convince me. I run this shit.
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You bitches are literally worthless
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Lord I see what you’re doing for others and I want the same for myself
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I honestly hate the fact that I’m so nurturing bro I just be wanting to always make sure people good even when I know they’re a toxic person. I wish I could do people how they do me and be a grimey individual but I ain’t built like that 😭
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I need that romantic shit
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@OGMelo_ Bugs gone be singing voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? gitchie gitchie ya ya
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I’m a low maintenance friend, I don’t require much from my friends in order for us to flourish. So if I ever stop fw a bitch it’s usually due to them being messy or a hater.
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Why are you worried about another female pussy...
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Me and mine not spending a fuck ton of money on my wedding. Idgaf about y’all, it’s my day! That extra cash can go towards my ring and our honeymoon. Y’all gone sit in that church & be quiet, then afterwards eat some chicken and cake and take y’all ass home!
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God please remove any toxicity from within myself that way I can stop attracting others that are toxic as well.
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@xonecole Last year for my birthday I got a card from the entire office staff. Someone wrote “happy birthday Laquita.” ... my name is Britni
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