Had a dream I was LeBron James. Pretty fucking pissed when I woke up and was me again #kingjames

Oh my LeDaddy. My balls r so sweaty rn #LakersVsWarriors #LEBRON

Id let LeBron James enslave me. Fucking love that man #goat #king

I think about butt way too much

@Sharty_Jr Just went to dap a yn and he told me my girls tight. #ElonMusk

Someone hmu im bored as shit

RT @AB84: There should be a slur for Philadelphia sports fans #CTESPN

RT @PostHogLeftist: Me three times a day everyday since I was 12

Just housed down so much fucking Chinese food. I already know my ass holes gonna erupt any minute now #ChengYi

When I was a little kid and first figured out how to jerk off, my life was changed forever. That was the last time I truly felt something #poop

Happy Monday! My stats from last week: - 9 cranks - 102 bets thrown - 47 beers - 1 women talked to (it was my mom) - 16 boogers flicked across the living room Let’s see who can beat that #LANK #jaydendaniels

RT @jynxbby: when the balls start slapping the cl!t

@laddmcconkey02 just plays the game the right way. Type of guy I’d want to date my daughter #LANK #runboy

Would you rather be a chimpanzee or get jerked off by one #PlanetFitness

Nothing worst than starting off the day with a bad shit. I’m fucking blown rn #TGIF

Am I the only one who lay in bed at night thinkin “gah damn I need me a bad bitch” #lonely

Anyone else trynna have sex rn? #imafreak

Whoever just made that hit in the #NDvsPSU game for sure had some racist intentions. My ancestors did not go through slavery to get thrown around like that #coachfranklinismydawg

If @CorinnaKopf had chlamadya I’d still let her sit on my face #talktua