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12 years
Sometimes the best thing in a museum is an open window.
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and they still lost
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the Dems fought Ilhan Omar harder than they’ve ever fought a Republican
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i’m making NFTs N ew F riends on T witter
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stages of an artist's career: 1) emerging 2) established 3) cancelled 4) dead
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damn girl are you horse_ebooks because so many dudes got upset when they found out that you are a real human being
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I saw the best minds of my generation move back in with their parents
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he was a cat person she said you’re a fat person he wasn’t good enough for her
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love this energy
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who writes copy for whiskas temptations? http://t.co/lzkmVslf9l
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@hedlike_a_hole dril is real
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remind me never to tweet about julia ioffe. but i want to share the story of my encounter with her
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Remind me never to tweet about Israel/Palestine. But I will say this: @IlhanMN keeps saying things that make many Jewish people, even liberal ones and ones who are critical of Israel, wildly uncomfortable. The reason we cringe is not because Israel bought us.
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do this story again but about Americans @nytimes
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this headline is really something
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nineteen year old art school students are blurring the boundary between art and life by not knowing shit about either
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I want to fill a self-driving car with dogs and send them on a joy ride. Everyone who drives past the dogs will be happy. So will the dogs
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this week i discussed j*rry s*ltz with my students and one of the first comments was “he seems horny”
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do you like my sssweater? i bought it on SSENSE
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@TSSteinbacher she looks like she's waiting for shredded cheese, which is the only way she can eat fajitas
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🎤 All the sickle ladies, All the sickle ladies
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the white walkers are a metaphor for email
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decolonize tony's food
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same energy
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i want a lying desk. i want to be almost fully recumbent but have my back elevated a little bit and a tray i can position over my lap with a computer on it. i want to be hospitalized while i write my dissertation
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i wonder how many people have marched into duane reade and demanded the covid vaccine
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would love to see an art historian take on the question of how much surrealism and dada was ACTUALLY caused by the trauma of WWI and how much came from just goofing around
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Outland, a new magazine about digital art and NFTs, is now online!!
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i can't believe i have a representative who actually represents my values and interests, this is wild
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not ready to back Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House. She says she wants to see more options and a leadership that backs Medicare for All, free college, and a living wage.
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they should install a traffic light at the intersection of art and technology
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I support LGBT Let's Give Bernie Twenty seven dollars
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this is the most-liked pic i have ever posted to instagram
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when i teach mfa students i say "don't start your statement with 'i interrogate the intersection of climate change and feminism' or whatever. first describe the materials you work with and what you do to them." and they always say that's the opposite of what they've been taught
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the gap between artist statement and the actual work.
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4 years
still thinking about the art criticism in the dating sim i played last week
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@AdrianChen i appreciate this, and I'm also wowed because I've never seen a Thread of Threads before
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biden first ran for president in 1988 and over the next 32 years he slowly failed upward into the white house. this gives me hope for my career
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i asked a guard at the philadelphia museum of art for help finding the duchamp gallery and as she led me there she said “Everybody loves Marcel”
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representative democracy is a system where you call your elected officials and beg them not to kill you
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For every fav this tweet gets I will reply with a pic saved on my phone
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can’t believe i used to travel to other countries to look at art
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yes... yes, windows, i do...
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is jerry saltz the most annoying art critic in history? did people feel this way about baudelaire?
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interesting article
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“as governor, i will bring back the Jogging”
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Yes, I like to eat a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel with... lox, capers, red onions, cream cheese, and tomatoes. Give a few bucks to help support our campaign in the last days before the primary and enter for a chance to have YOUR favorite bagel with me: .
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for the September issue of @ArtinAmerica I wrote about the curatorial tendency to treat the internet as a theme rather than a material and why that produces frustratingly fuzzy exhibitions
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where are you sitting?
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my drag name is Bernie Would Have Won
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new york’s hottest club is the circulation desk at the brooklyn public library
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i guess the answer is “we can’t”
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might fuck around and soak ground chia seeds in water to create a nutritious gel that can be used in countless recipes
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this has to be the worst thing that happened to art in 2019
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is this a straight pride float?
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i’m getting canceled
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I'd love to visit the Goya company farms some day. All those beans!
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it’s caturday
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the whitney museum of american apparel
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i know exactly how every review of the 2021 whitney biennial is going to begin
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The Man Who Mistook His Wife for Content
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when someone writes that a group of abstract paintings “reads like a novel” i have to assume that they have never read a novel
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when was "censorship" first used to mean "holding people accountable for their speech"?
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interesting article
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$2.70 is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to give -- but i give it
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warren is the preferred candidate of people who organize books by color
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queen
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Artist Sophie Calle has enlisted an all star team of 38 musicians—including Pharrell Williams and Bono— to record an album in memory of her late cat 🐱.
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since that worked out so well for her i suspect she sees taking islamophobic and anti-black positions as a “good career move”
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i read in e-flux that the internet is a set of effects that resides in our bodies so i guess we’ll still have it even if we can’t access the websites we like
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it’s not easy to contemplate an artwork without touching your face
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as an editor I'm always looking for polite ways to say "this doesn't mean anything" and "this is not a word"
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I will not be accepting any further gifts from the Sackler family
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sometimes i read a museum wall text and marvel at how a piece of writing can be so utterly devoid of both empathy and reason
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i’m working on a series of pieces about the various kinds of art that are being turned into NFTs. here’s the first one, on generative art:
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i gave my friend a shirt that i outgrew and he made a version for his animal crossing avatar to wear and then a pig on his island bought it
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a response to net art that brad troemel did not talk about in The Accidental Audience (2013)
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canada and the united states
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many bad things happening now but i’m happy to publish this conversation between geniuses @rheaplex and @mckenziewark about art’s role in inventing new forms of property, making art while transitioning, and much more
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bold of moma to include this in the rehang
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would love to see a real housewives style show about the board of the frick or maybe the morgan library
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Bernie’s plans 👸🏻 |\👐🏻 / \_ ━━━━━┓ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃Warren’s plans ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ🤡ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃   / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃
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my favorite thing about parties is how whatever conversation i’m having ends as soon as someone more important than me comes within five feet of the person i’m talking to
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i’m 40
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🥳 partying + 😿 sad-cat + 👍 thumbs-up =
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when this is all over i’m gonna go see shen yun
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*tastes soup* this needs some dick
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visiting an online viewing room
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ella emhoff
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i know not everyone is up for working and writing now but A.i.A. is continuing operations so if you want to write about video art, net art, VR, games, books, or other kinds of work that can be experienced without going out in public i’d be happy to review your pitches
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ok i’ll bite... what are women?
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Welcome to the Nut Area
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i participated in a recipe chain letter and one of the recipes i got is for buttered toast
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gonna tell my kids this was the Cremaster Cycle
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wow i'm ten years older than my socialist congresswoman we are truly living in the future
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when Russian women sit next to me on planes they always offer me their unwanted airline food as if I am their own Large Son
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i can’t stop thinking about this image i saw on instagram. it’s a salad bowl filled to the brim with split pea soup
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this is the top gif result for "documenta"
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my advisor said “people often say that if you don’t finish your dissertation it’s not the end of the world. well, you finished your dissertation AND it’s the end of the world. so congrats”
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baked a cake to celebrate passing my dissertation teledefense
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soup is just chicken tea
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anyway i was not surprised when she emerged a few years later, making a name for herself by parroting the most tired stereotypes about russia and russians
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enjoying mysekf in the streets, remembering instances of regret in the sheets
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