Brëêzríll 🇰🇪
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Joined October 2021
@theMadridZone Booking the captain is nuts. Who did he expect to protest then if not the captain? Punk ass referee.
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@MadridXtra @Score90_ It's funny that despite playing the most minutes, Valverde doesn't get injured like the rest. An engine that one.
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@omwambaKE "Harooo, ambia hao vijana wanicopy tu na watembee usiku lakini wasijaribu kuguza murima"
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@omwambaKE Naah, I don't. Imma just be in the comments or maybe wait until a whistle-blower blows. But they look good, ama huyo ni mamake bana?😂😂.
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@marto254_ Huyu dem wa Kairo ako so close to that guy na amemgusa na titi plus her thighs ziko as if anamsongea huyo msee🚩😂😂😂
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J. Cole will always be my GOAT even if Kendrick drops 10 albums and gets the media hype, idc.
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@Football__Tweet Manchester United was at it's prime at that time, how were gladiator and 300 films gonna help?😭😭.
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@ChelseaFC @BingXOfficial Caicedo and Jackson are always together on these training pics, prolly best friends, I love it💙.
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Londiani junction ukizubaa unajipata umepiga mahindi tano BJ💀😂😂.
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@_falsi1ke As a man being broke means you are worthless and valuseless in the society. Ladies have now adopted this mentality and decided to avoid broke men despite being broke themselves. It's a sad reality.
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Me: I'm waiting for her to be of age. Niggas from her hood👇😂😭
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Nimeona mengi lakini dem kuclear throat ndio amoan nayo ni maajabu. .
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@omwambaKE The two have unfollowed each other on Instagram. But we all know these celebrities and chasing clout, they are inseparable. Hii ni ngoma juliani anataka kutoa msishtuke.
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@omwambaKE It looks like they're beefing. Anyway, whoever understands frame 1, kindly translate, thank you.
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Mo'fuckers will go broke trying to impress broke girls only to be left when they are broke.
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@nocontextfooty Rudiger was just controlling himself, you can see he was almost hitting him😂😂😭.
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Diddy slipping through solid Bars after all them baby oils on him 😂
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@TeamCRonaldo Hide this brain of yours bro. Being a Messi or Ronaldo fan you can like the other one's posts and it won't mean you're switching sides, it's just appreciation.
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Imagine eating your girl's 😼 then say, damn we got a million viewers after nutting😂.
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@omwambaKE "Harooo, mwambie huyo kijana and copy lakini asijaribu kuguza murima, tutakosana sana"
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Unaingia transfer market ka ManU unajaribu kusign Kudus lakini juu amezoea taste ya teams ndogo anakuruka anasign West Ham.
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@FrankKhalidUK He should goo. He is a liability in our defence. I don't understand why he stayed and Chalobah left.
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People think it's easier to raise a man than a woman but the fact is that it's easier to neglect a man.
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@brfootball Chelsea is backkkk. Thanks to Enzo Maresca though I had doubted him before the start of the season, he is really the man for the job, he has proven many of us wrong and brought us joy. Chelsea might even go on to win 3 trophies.💙💙💙.
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Public offices ask for "bond of good conduct" while the state of corruption there is very bad.
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Someone told me the letter "d" is just the letter "a" when it's hard. Everything I know doesn't seem real anymore.
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Mnakiss na mtu alafu anapumua heavily ni kama anadedi unaachilia kwanza uconfirm😂😂.
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@omwambaKE Not to sound tribal but Mount Kenya people are brainless. Instead of trying to bring the fighting leaders together, they're dividing them more,,, the same leaders like Kindiki are crying for one Kenya yet hes dividing his home. What the fvck is kingpin in the 21st century?.
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Gamblers hear me out. Chelsea win.Aston Villa win.Tottenham ov1.5.Barcelona win.Atletico Madrid ov1.5.PSG win.Juventus win.Bayern win.Ajax win.
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Wewe endelea tu kubambwa na madem wako na gap kwa meno, siku skin ya mjulus itaingia hiyo gap utalia nani💀😂😂.
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The 3 biggest rivalries in this world:. 1. Messi vs Ronaldo. 2. Boobs vs nyash. 3. Beauty vs brains.
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Watu wakidate primary, nilikuwa natumwa kupeleka barua. Enyewe shida yangu haijaanza juzi🙆😂😂.
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@WelBeast Doing this just because of a draw where you had to defend with six defenders and two CDMs because City were gonna win is just nuts😭😭.
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Nimekula kienyeji ingine na CD pale ushago juu sitaki mrija inuke viazo akaenda kutangaza ati mrija yangu bado ni mpya haijatolewa karatasi💀😂😂😂😭.
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Manzi yako anakuambia anabomolewa nywele wewe unadhani ni za kichwa😂.
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Nilitaka kuactivate buy back clause but sasa ameenda loans kadhaa quality imekuwa misused, acha ikae.
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Ukivisit morio wako alafu afunge mlango na awashe blue lights💀😂😂.
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@omwambaKE Clubs should actually be located far from residential places or atleast sound proof the room but huku ni Kenya.
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Gamblers leo tunacamp pale kwa trey, the jinx master kuplace against teams zake😂😂.
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@TheEuropeanLad Mbappe is waaayyy better than Vinicius, he's just being forced to play in the wrong position and I also think he hasn't gotten well used to the Real Madrid system.
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Manchester United wear snapdragon jerseys but breathing fire like dragons is where they draw a thick line😂😭.
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@FabrizioRomano I doubted this Enzo Maresca from the first day more even during preseason where we were playing bad, but he has proven me and many wrong. He is the guy for the job. My apologies Enzo💙💙💙.
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Hey guys, mniambie kama hii Aviator predictor ni legit before niweke helb yote😅😂.
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Binti kiziwi akionyeshwa Zanto na Pingu walimuimbia ngoma😂😂.
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"When you ask your bro what he's cooking for supper and he says meat"
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Kenya has 47 counties. Ukiminus your current age from that 47 alafu add 1977, utapata the year you were born😂😂🙌.
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@omwambaKE Aiyayayayaa mmeinvent hii tena. Where are we heading to as a country. Weak men jameni, si mko very creative yawa. Kama hauna hauna🤌😂😂😂😭😭.
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Dem akikuuliza ukoaje mwambie nko horny 😂 maneno na nko poa acha ndio maana hampewi😂💀.
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Face your problems without fear na mnaogopa kuangalia mpesa balance.
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5 years later. "The planning committee invites you to a fundraising for Mwende's hospital bill who was diagnosed with lung cancer".💀😂😂🙄
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@omwambaKE The audacity to call out someone you're not related to for not helping you because you look like him and he's rich is disgusting. Anyway, he's chasing the bag, ata mimi nipate mtu rich tunafanana walai nitaclaim tu ni bro wangu 😂😂😭.
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When the "what am I doing with my life" hit you out of nowhere.
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Unafurahia ni tight kumbe gaidi amepaka kaluma ikafura💀😂😂.
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Pale Facebook mtu ameeka picha yake Avi then anaongeza emoji ya RIP(🕊️) kama filter 💀😂😂.
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@omwambaKE "Ambia huyo kijana anaeza zunguka kila mahali akiniimitate lakini asikaribie murima kabisa"
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Unamsign Mbappe for free na uko na Vinicius kwa club already. Unaona huwezi manage wote juu lazima wacheze every game na pia hapo kwa finance itakuwa tricky kidogo, unampangia tu Vinicius aende Saudi.
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Shosh akitoa joke haibambi but unajua unataka inheritance 😂😂.
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Wakora, si ni nyinyi mnasemanga tutafute pesa ndio wasichana tutawapata rahisi😂🤦♂️.
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Unachekesha manzi yako kidogo kidogo anakuambia ati,,,wueeh babe huskii landlord hajatairi😂😂😭.
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Craziest pictures you won't see daily on the internet. A Thread 🧵. 1.
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@MadridXtra Zidane's son is 29 years?😱 I've never seen him on the headlines, no news about him. He couldn't emulate his father's game.
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Wewe endelea kumuuliza manzi yako how was your night na kuna ninja inamuuliza ka mapaja imepona💀😂.
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@CFCPys I doubted this guy from the first day more even during preseason where we were playing bad, but he has proven me and many wrong. He is the guy for the job. My apologies Enzo💙💙💙.
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@xempiregame Hamster kombat have been calling us CEOs but now they paid us like watchmen after working so hard mining. I'm thinking of quitting Xempire too bc it might bring the same results 😭😭😭.
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Amerix is always right, you'll do something good for a girl but some dude will come outta the blues, no effort but she'll forget what you did and he'll hit it. .
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Mambo na kuread signs niliacha, heri nikae fala but I ain't losing my dignity anymore. Unadhani msichana amekupenda anakutaka, unapiga shots unapatana na defense ingine ya prime Pepe na Ramos unapigwa tackles zinapeleka self-esteem injury ya six months.
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Nafaa nianzishe familia sasa na nipate kamtoi ata moja ndio inipee extra motivation ya kugrind, kuinama sio motivation enough.
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Hizi ni snacks gan bana 😂. Ata kama uko na njaa utakula hizi?😂😂
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Separating girls from a fight is sweet, you can touch many parts freely 😋😂😂.
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Pale high-school sai ndio form fours wanaokoka😂. Unapata plug wa shule ndiye anahubiri in every service😂😂.
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Ukiskia mamorio wako wanauza simu waliiba usiku na wewe ulitokwa simu hiyo usiku waliiba😂😂.
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"Pesa kupatikana ilikuwa nadra kama maziwa ya kuku" walai insha tulikuwa tunaandika maisha zetu.
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