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Losing weight is so much easier when you don't let it consume you. Exercise because it makes you feel good and don't shame yourself for eating cookie if you want a cookie. Be mindful but don't be obsessive.
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Having a Christian tell you that it’s all a part of God’s plan after you’ve been thru trauma is the most aggravating thing ever 😭.
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The other day I made my mom butternut squash soup. I was so happy, she had never had butternut squash before. The next day I woke up she added water to the soup, with a pack of Grace cock soup mix, yam, dumpling, chicken and said “me nice up you soup” and gave it back to me 😭.
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Jamaican parents have killed a lot of dreams by guilting naturally gifted children in arts, dance and music and telling them that they need to be doctors, lawyers, and engineers.
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Cramps will have you contemplating if pregnancy wouldve made more sense.
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"Ya'll know Little Caesar's has better pizza than in Italy right?".
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Free Jamaican people from thinking that because them “stop eat rice”, they’re eating healthily 🥲.
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Whoever first said to herself , "boil the dumpling first and then fry it" . your legacy lives on and i hope you are resting in the purest form of peace. 🙏🏾.
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Jesus.
Who’s gonna love you on your worst day?.
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Jamaican men would rather fly off the bike back and die than hold on to the man in front of them.
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I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree. I will complete this degree.
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The older you get the more you realize why your mother didn't let you out of her sight. what was a sleep over as a child? . "Afta me nuh know who inna dah house deh" 😭.
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16 hour flight to South Africa to start my internship on Monday. I'm nervous but also really excited. Wish me luck guys. 🤗.
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This adult thing cannot be what I was running down all my teenage years. 🤦🏾♀️.
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I'm gonna need people to understand that expensive clothes doesn't automatically mean they look good.
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Kasi and Bolt with the best fathers day announcement. How did it not leak? Best kept secret. 😭.
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This lady asked me my plans for Christmas. Told her I'll be in Jamaica and she started screaming it's her favorite place in the world. Which made me realize, most people think of beaches and sunsets. I'm thinking of hugging my mongrel and sitting with my grandma on the veranda 😅.
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Niggas be like "i just wanna be friends. with my dick inside you ever so often. ".
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Guy friends are important. Our culture needs to normalize platonic, male-female relationships.
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Spring Break 2019 🖤. "Excuse me ma'am? All due respect but may I please get in the picture with your bumper" 😭
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ShaCarri has two other team mates with faster times than her. Why does she have so much attention?.
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You cannot pass down nationality 😭 stop claiming countries because of your grand parents.
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Overheard my mom having the most jamaican prob ever, she called a shop looking for a man. Mom: hello is Mark there? .Man: mark?? No mark nuh work here .Mom: yes man, short and bald and he has a limp because of his foot .Man: ohhhh Stumpy? Ya man Stumpy deh bout. 😭😭😭😭.
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My mom has been working with the same plumber for 15 years. He passed away and I asked her what his real name is and this woman had the audacity to say "you know say me nuh know plumber real name, ah just plumber me always call him" 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️.
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Lmao there are many reasons this is NOT a Caribbean mother. to start, who was gonna be allowed to go sleep and the table look so?.
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I don't want to have the typical Jamaican relationship that I've seen from previous generations. I don't want to find out about 4 year olds. 7 years into my marriage. I don't want to be anyone's personal chef or maid. You can share your own food sometimes . idk idk idk.
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Corrupt politicians, high murder rate, high unemployment rate, Chinese invasion, foreign ownership of natural resources to name a few. and you picked christianity?.
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Call centers shouldn't be allowed to use Jamaicans as a cheap labor source.
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How this man went from having no girlfriends for like 3 years to having an offspring is beyond me 😅.
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Whoever needs to see this: . Don't give up. Think positively. Things will work out.
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Your new partner does not deserve to deal with the scars your old relationships left. Heal.
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I'll never forget one time i was on a plane sitting beside this lady and her daughter. i pull out a slice of pizza and the little girl starts crying for the pizza . her mom tapped and was like " can you let her take a bite? She's not gonna stop crying " . i was so shocked-
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You don’t realize how much of a third world country Jamaica is until you need to run errands.
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I love how Jamaicans casually kill goats in celebration. "Ya man birthday party ah keep tomorrow, me have a goat fi kill" 😭.
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Setting my best friend up on a blind date . DM me if you live in the Toronto Canad area , Serious inquiries only. Must: . - like dogs.- be willing to enjoy a dinner and movie on you .- make her laugh . (among other things ofc) . PSSS. Send a pic to me DM and your credentials.
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Box food porn: a thread. If you have a picture of a box food in your phone just comment it please 😫.
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I just wanna encourage anyone who feels stuck in life right now. Consider yourself as a seed underneath dirt. You are planted and NOT buried. You can grow, things can change. Search for your sunlight and water so that you can grow above the dirt. I believe in you.
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When I say 'the other day' I'm referring to any time between yesterday and possibly my birth. Please use context clues.
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You know what's most hilarious to me . Doctors in Jamaica don't get medical insurance with their contracts .
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As we approach election season both in the US and JA . idk who needs to hear this . but it's okay to vote against a political party passed down to you by elders if it means change for the betterment of the country.
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So I'm back home and my mom installed an AC in my room. Me: OMG an AC thank you !! . Her: Oh yeah, but don't turn it on cause we can't afford dah part deh. Me: .
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Your period will have you questioning how fast time is moving . like damn, you back already? I could've sworn we did this last week.
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Imagine having a monopoly on a needed resource and then acting like people actually chose you. Goodbye.
Thank you. We’re honoured to serve you. Your words of gratitude mean the world to our teams. #PoweringWhatMatters
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Normal people: it's all copacetic. Jamaicans: yeah man, everyting cawpacet.
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The first person to ever put plantain in oil must have been shooketh.
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Can't believe I'm moving back to Jamaica next week. Gotta prepare myself for the "please check to ensure that you have enough credit" lifestyle . 😭 the ghetto.
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Send her some money. She's had a rough week.
Send him the nudes. He’s had a rough week.
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Some of you lack communication skills so much that your solution to every argument is to end the relationship with that person.
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