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Cranky Fandom Grandpa. Knife and Spatula Enthusiast. Wrote a Fic or 5. They/Any. Ship/Let Ship. Too old and tired for drama. 🔞 NSFW (header art @MizuShibaPL )
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Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
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So I just finished off that thread fic by cleaning it up and posting it on AO3. I'm so weak 😂 I only added like 500 words though! I was pretty good.
#ghoap
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@bluegiragi
The way you space comic panels without any lines, just by using the characters is so fuckin cool
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This is enough 6s and 9s to make me chuckle. (Nice)
((Also holy fuck I'm glad you all enjoyed this. I was sort of only expecting my 10 fellow weird fandom friends to read it 😅))
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Y'all got this to 300 kudos in a WEEK. Goddamn. I know there's a lot of negativity going around on codtwt right now but holy fuck if shit like this doesn't feel really good.
Thank you for reading my hornball romp (plus I saw the new art and this might have to be a series oops)
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JESUS WEPT INDEED 😭🙏 I don't know why but this fic sitting at 299 public bookmarks for MONTHS finally tipping over to 300 feels as good as finally working that stuck chunk of popcorn kernel shell out from the gum line of your back molar with your tongue. HU-FUCKING-ZAH.
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@bluegiragi
Idk why but it's the rolly chair that really does it for me.
(Seriously this series has been incredible)
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Berlin, A Club, A Dark Room. Part 1
age/experience gap, minor SoapGaz
(BDSM/Age Gap
#Ghoap
as promised. I spewed this idea out after doing some joking remiscing among friends. Just me dressing up the COD barbies for fun NOT anything instructual. Be safe kids.)
#GhostSoap
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Mer May fic is only 20 days late!
(Needed some more time incubating 😏)
#ghoap
Thanks to the several folks who kicked this initial idea into my head and to
@anxiouscryptidd
for the cheer/beta reading and all the fucking handholding honestly. Link below 👇
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@felrija
I fucking love Laswell here: just starring fuckin daggers into the side of Price's head like "You're just gonna let that happen, aren't you?"
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@FwipsArt
As a friend says: Twitter is not an airport, the announcement of your departure is not necessary.
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@bluegiragi
That's when the world gets introduced to Original the Characters named 'Salt' and 'Gauche'
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RTing this bc we're talking about it again. I love
@not_good_things
Orc/Elf AU that I wrote them a fic about it and probably will again.
This one sorta went off? Honestly amazing, was supposed to just be word vomit btwn friends bc
@not_good_things
's Orc/Elf art was tickling my brain stem. But I'm glad y'all liked it! I am apparently totally incapable of actually writing mean Ghost, he's still soft even here.
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@bluegiragi
She's so smart 😌 (Honestly, I'm so glad she's around because everytime I'm like... SOMEBODY's gotta be able to talk some sense into these dudes, she's there to lend a narrative hand. Also always a fan of the 'we go way back vibe' with Price and Laswell.)
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Finally got off my ass and put the finishing touches on the project
@noxmajor_
and I wrote for the
@GhostSoapServer
event that formally ended uhhh... A bit ago 😅 Whoops. All's well that ends well tho, right?
Sadist Ghost/Masochist Soap's get together fic:
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@bluegiragi
I love love LOVE the way you fill space for comic panels. And the way you do all the smoke and creepy goop with Ghost.
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500 kudos on my "what if I wrote unhinged egg porn".
Codtwt might be fucking wildly insane in the *least* fun way sometimes but I'm glad some of y'all are insane in my sorta fun way too 😎 🍳 Can't wait to write more crazy shit for you.
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books have definitely become fast fashion, but not bc of tiktok. authors aren't given time to write a great story. editors aren't given time to edit well. marketing doesn't get time or budget to promote to the right people - all bc the people running pubs cut cost at every step.
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@ookamimagami
@FwipsArt
Absolutely no shade to anyone who prefers black wolf Ghost but white has always felt right to me. (plus then all the blood and gorey bits show up for scenes like this lol) These are excellent!
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@Obbimation
@simcoehole
Damn, that fic was the best kind of delightful crack turned-wait-holy-shit-this-fucks-real-hard. And this is awesome.
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A reader left me a lovely comment on my latest fic and THEN when I replied with a follow up thanks/comment/question in response they wrote ANOTHER comment with like 12 of their favorite lines quoted and their responses as they'd read.
Gonna be riding this high for a week.
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(TBC, I appreciate *every* comment I get, the fic community is 99% lovely) But I get a *lot* of comments that are:
"I would read more in this AU" or
"please write part 2!"
And I know you're asking bc you loved it but like... Maybe also include a reason WHY too? We wanna know🙏
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Put it on for background noise tonight and I'm forever reminded how much this movie fuckin *RULES* so.... Fuck it, Knight's Tale Ghoap AU.
Shepherd carks it (he was only a man in the end) and Soap and Gaz are suddenly stuck without an employer or any prospects for money -
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The final installment is gonna be a tad late BUT here's an appeasement tease (a-tease-ment?) for the final chapter of my project with
@noxmajor_
#GhostSoap
#Ghoap
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No snips to share for WIP Wed but here's my current WIP project:
If you liked my orc Ghost/elf Soap fic you might like this one too, similar themes but Soap's a version of a Teifling here because I wanted him with horns and hooves 😈 This one's a bit darker too heads up.
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Not Wednesday but have another WIP anyway because I enjoy writing dialogue too much.
How did my unashamed entirely kink-concept/smut mermay fic turn into my most dialogue heavy fic ever
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Reposting my werewolf fic bc I need to get off my ass and finish my draft of the sequel while it's still spooky month 🐺
Third fic and first one I wrote for a GhostSoap server event. This was a really fun excersize that was stressful and rewarding in equal measure. Its about werewolves but I wrote them more like zombies bc it turns out I know shit about how you're supposed to write werewolves.
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This one sorta went off? Honestly amazing, was supposed to just be word vomit btwn friends bc
@not_good_things
's Orc/Elf art was tickling my brain stem. But I'm glad y'all liked it! I am apparently totally incapable of actually writing mean Ghost, he's still soft even here.
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Idk specifics but there's drama again so I'll repeat: Ship what you want. Make your wacky thing for some dopamine bc the fucking world's on fire. Wanna get mad and righteous? Pick ANY of the reasons the world's on fire and get involved doing real grass roots work THERE.
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I'm seeing people talk about leaving this fandom but I'm still seeing all the usual faces here. I think we're all just stuck with each other for a while longer lol?
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Another WIP Wednesday snippet of the, now officially late,
#mermay
fic that is fighting my every attempt to reel it in 🎣
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Linkitude:
Once again every possible thanks to Shiba for letting me play with their AU and creating all that gorgeous art in the first place.
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@ChChommi
I just wanna drink my coffee and scroll through porn and open up my next six fic tags to read. Please I beg.
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OH! I never RT'd this on the new account. This rec made me wake up with half a heart attack due to the amount of kudos in the morning AO3 email.
FEBRUARY FIC FEST: Day 8 ✨️
Punch Drunk by Drolly!
A post "countdown" fic about Ghost and Soap going for a drink. Soap is TERRIBLY down bad.
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I'm always a little wary when I wake up to A LOT of kudos in the AO3 alert emails for a few days in a row. Like one is a nice surprise but several days? Who's talking about my dumb unhinged porn and making their friends read it 😅 Why are you all here.
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🚨 New fic's going up in the next day or two! Here's the first few paragraphs as a teaser 😉
(~10ish K, Explicit, Belated Mermay Ghoap Fic with a lot of very specific tags)
#ghoap
#ghostsoap
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Yeah, I didn't set out to write *several extra kinks worth of explicit porn* into what should have just been a fun discord shit post head canon among friends.... But it's sure like, 6k words.
(I think y'all are gonna like this - being obtuse bc this fic is a gift for someone)
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Berlin, A Club, A Dark Room. Part 2
age/experience gap, background FxM
BDSM Club
#Ghoap
Naturally ends up where he shouldn’t be.
Berlin, A Club, A Dark Room. Part 1
age/experience gap, minor SoapGaz
(BDSM/Age Gap
#Ghoap
as promised. I spewed this idea out after doing some joking remiscing among friends. Just me dressing up the COD barbies for fun NOT anything instructual. Be safe kids.)
#GhostSoap
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Oh shit this bitch is a YEAR old and still not done. Oops. Absolutely not abandoned tho 👀☝️ Next chapters are already started in drafts I promise.
But WILD to think I started this so long ago.
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Harsh sounding bit of writing advice that I PROMISE is worth giving a shot:
A lotta y'all would be WAY better off if you stopped giving a shit about your word count. Word count is useful as a measure of raw work on a draft, NOT a measure of quality for a final product. /c
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Post for the daytime folks: Chapter 2 is up with the rest soon to follow.
I can't remember the last time I wrote a fic with a partner, this was a helluva ride. Glad I got to go on it with
@noxmajor_
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Oh fuck she actually went with Walz? Are we actually fucking cooking here?
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I also can't stop thinking about Orc Ghost. This AU is everything.
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Turns out you can just ask the pretty lady you're talking to at the bar to sit on your lap and make out with for a while? And if she likes you she just WILL. Incredible. Highly suggest this strat.
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I see everyone's being super normal about new Soap content. I love you all.
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That was needlessly nerve wracking but hey - they liked the fic! Woo 😭💙
It'll go up tomorrow hopefully. Thank you for letting me play with your fancy versions of the COD Barbies
@not_good_things
🫡
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Hey, I hit 100k *published* words on AO3 today with the new fic! Wild.
It's been real fun to be friendaroonies.
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Okay, we're going back to Burn Cold before we start anything new. I think I finally figured out which other POV I wanna add (for the next interlude chapter) and how I wanna set up the final payoff, comfort scene.
Only took like a year of dragging the boys through hell
#ghoap
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@anxiouscryptidd
Like some alpha/alpha bitching vibes but Soap's dick/knot doesn't *actually* get the least bit smaller - all Ghost's talk to the contrary just makes him go off even harder.
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Like, I get it. It seems way easier to try to "make change" in a micro space but we're almost always just splitting fucking hairs on this shit website and infighting over semantics and arbitrary internet etiquette. If the weird shit ain't for you move along.
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I've been thinking so much about this fuckin non stop - like a fuckin horse kick to the skull. Maybe one day I'll drop all the world building that's been spilling out of the newly acquired hole in my head. Fuck, this is so good and I'm such a freak about it.
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His ass is NOT getting chained up 😌🙏
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Holy fuck I woke up to... A LOT of kudos on this. Thanks everyone 🥹
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How did my unashamed entirely kink-concept/smut mermay fic turn into my most dialogue heavy fic ever
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Oh shit 200 followers. Damn. Idk what number I should do like... Some sorta reward thing. Gotta think of some auspicious number.
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@limorion_art
This is insanely cool, can only imagine the amount of work that goes into something like this. Idk if the angle makes it even more complicated but it works great.
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But idk Ive always gotten the impression some of y'all would rather stay in your little pond, pretending to be big fish and eat your own versus... Doing the hard work? If you've got all that energy go phone bank for your local progressive candidate or something.
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"Everyone has to kill their darlings..." I tell myself, through tears as I delete the Dick Cheney joke from my fanfiction draft
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But he’s sort of lost and doesn’t know Gaz and the girl have gone or where he’s supposed to go and definitely doesn’t speak enough German to really properly navigate this place that is so much bigger than it looked from the outside... Naturally ends up where he shouldn’t be. /TBC
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But it's been doing just that for a fucking while - Soap doesn't know when the inflection point happened but he does know it was long enough ago that there's no where to go but forward. He's gonna vibrate out of his fucking skin if it stays like it is. 2/22
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New fic draft is done! It's going to beta readers now and then the giftee gets to read if first and if they approve of my splashing around in their excellent idea pool it'll get posted maybe later this week? Idk. But SOON.
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I don't have anything for WIP Wednesday bc I cranked that last fic out in under a week (fuck) - but thanks to the gremlins in discord (compliment) I now have three different ideas kicking around fighting to get out of my brain first.
They are all filthy and deranged.
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So I didn't FINISH this... because it sorta got away from me and its gonna be like 2k words or summat by the time its done but I wanna post something today. Here's the first chunk.
Eventual
#ghoap
no major CWs (please let me know if I'm missing any). Soap's down REAL bad, natch:
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Gaz and Soap are traveling during a uni holiday break, bumping through the continent before they have to go back and properly crack down: Kyle’s has a real shot at the Olympic team and Soap’s crammed his upcoming term with more courses than anyone should - /c
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She's just as ruthless and mission-focused as everyone else, more pragmatic and analytical. She's blunt and sort of calloused. Her relationship with her wife might well be super strained bc of her commitment to the job. She's sort of a bitch (and I love her for it).
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Also HOLY FUCK believe me when I say this draft was a disaster and if I could buy all my beta readers pizza and beer I would. Y'all deserve it.
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Mermay WIP is up to 7K - I did make everyone wait but it's got meat on its bones at least, I promise. At this points its probably gonna be at least 9? Maybe 10?
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It's been a weird, shit ass week but I got some real nice fic comments and honestly they sorta got me through the day.
Authors really do love your comments.
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RTing my current WIP for WIP Weds instead of actually working on it? More likely than you think.
No snips to share for WIP Wed but here's my current WIP project:
If you liked my orc Ghost/elf Soap fic you might like this one too, similar themes but Soap's a version of a Teifling here because I wanted him with horns and hooves 😈 This one's a bit darker too heads up.
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I like the word "sluice" a lot. It sounds phonetically exactly like it should sound. Good word.
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I SAID I wasn't gonna jump right back in and write a follow up to the last fic buuuuuut...
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I'm NOT saying we should go back to the old days where the self shippers were mercilessly mocked into oblivion... But anyone being homophobic in fandom spaces in 20-fucking-24 needs to take a step back and listen to their elders/do some research.
Goddamn. Some people's children.
@mohawkmactavish
lately in fandom, not just this one but other ones ive been in, girls who fiercely ship themselves with male characters are the most reactive to m/m ships and end up coming across as more homophobic than the straight male fans. a really wild phenomenon.
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Soap’s pulse jumps into his ears and his mouth falls open but the man raises up a leather-gloved hand and the words fizzle before he even knows what they might have been.
“First lesson starts now, sweetheart.” /TBC
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Soap definitely lied about how experienced he was (or deliberately left out how green he is) to impress this girl so naturally the situation once they’re inside goes all tits up in the wrong way. The girl ends up making out with Gaz in the hallway instead of Soap - /c
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The comments on this thread from people NOT expecting to this to be about COD have me *sent*
OP you are braver than the troops 🫡
omegaverse where omegas can only be bred if they orgasm while on a knot
it becomes shameful for the alpha the longer a couple is bonded without the omega falling pregnant bc it means they can’t satisfy their mate
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95% of of your life you wonder why your D.A.R.E instructors told you people would offer you very expensive drugs for FREE. Seems rightly fake.
BUT every once in a while a tiny, beautiful woman with three degrees in finance asks if wanna do Ket in the bathroom of a karaoke bar...
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Update: local idiot steps away from staring blankly at a screen and does an exercise and their fuckin brain works better. Follow me for this and other obvious fucking solutions.
I have been staring at this scene for an hour and a half and have written less than 200 words 🙃
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Reading this, no fucking shit, improved my whole fucking day. Goddamn, OP. Thanks for the food.
Eldritch fic is up. Happy Halloween, in case I don't post anything else by the end of the month.
DEAD DOVE AHEAD 🪦🕊️
#soapghost
#ghostsoap
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@bluegiragi
I wrote 30k words of this in a fugue state and I might again. I'm not even embarrassed.
Wait, no I think I did again 🤔 Maybe. Idk I think this just lives free in some hind part of my brain yeah.
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The last thing Soap is expecting is the huge man in the skull mask and the whole… outfit… to speak english. And he definitely isn’t expecting the bones in his legs to go soft when he hears that voice say:
“I don’t think you’re supposed to be back here, sweetheart.” /c
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Fuck. Soap looks between them again. They might be brothers. Twins, even.
He hates Ghost.
Hates himself even more. /TBC
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