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Lala wants to break the fourth wall, so let’s break the fourth wall. She and production were plotting against Ariana BEFORE the season began, and she just exposed herself
#PumpRules
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Amanza cannot stand Alex Hall and proceeds to drag her 😂 THEE best moment of season 7 so far
#SellingSunset
#SellingtheOC
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She’s not an OG, but Candiace is definitely a VETERAN HW. Before Wendy could finish, Candiace knew it was a trap, & Wendy should’ve known better 🌸
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Brynn sweetly talking chess with children at a NYC charter school is exactly why I adore this woman
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To everyone saying Sutton needs a storyline — Sutton doesn’t need a storyline. Spending money is her storyline. Housewives don’t spend money anymore
#RHOBH
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I am not ashamed to say I would tune in for Monica rewatching every episode of this season live and providing commentary in real time
#RHOSLC
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Bravo and Netflix need to cast more gays and dl bi men because THIS is their best season yet
#SellingTheOC
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Lala, you left Randall’s home because you had no rights to it. Ariana OWNS that house. What — is she supposed to uproot her life and pay $5k+/month rent for less space elsewhere because Tom needed his ego stroked? You are NOT Ariana’s friend
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Okay, then, Bre — BYE! You’ve sold one home and filmed one season, and now you think you’re Christine Quinn? Jason is a good man to have even entertained your delulu ass with this conversation
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This drag queen cosplaying as Heather Gay while standing next to Monica Garcia is goated
#RHOSLC
@izzyuncut
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I’m a day late, but, CRYSTAL KUNG MINKHOFF MOTHER MADONNA — I AM SO PROUD. She was bulldozing bitches. Even Erika’s palms were sweating
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She really is deluded. It’s not about nurses. It’s about Annemarie lying to and misleading the cast about her qualifications to justify attacking Sutton
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So, basically, Alex Baskin (EP) told Lala and Scheana if Ariana is not activated or doesn’t film an explosive sit down with Tom, the season would be cut short and the show would be over. Nasty work
#PumpRules
Credit: Breaking The Rules Podcast
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If I can’t curse, then don’t invite me over to your house to film! And don’t chastise me like a child. You engaged in foreplay with your husband on camera. Your kids have seen worse
#RHOSLC
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@LisaBarlow7
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Jenna & Jessel not attending BravoCon is why RHONY feels superior. Accessibility comes at the cost of celebrity 🍎
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You’re going to hate me, but I don’t want to live in a world where
#RHOSLC
is without Monica ❄️
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Brynn wants to be part of the Jessel Navy 🚢 sooo bad now (for clout). Can’t re-write history, babe. Roll the footage
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Lala has not grown. She’s only learned to be more manipulative. Team Katie Maloney all day every day 🪧
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She’s innocent, your honor! Heather — Why is it okay for Angie H’s husband to have a finsta but a criminal offense if Monica does it?
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Lala wants everything Ariana has. She wants the fan favor, the loyalty of her friends, and the center seat next to Andy — None of which she will ever have
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So, Monica was a blogger… is that so bad? Convenient that this was confirmed at the end of filming bc Heather’s hot mic moment is giving rehearsed to me… ❄️
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Fuck production and their puppets (Lala, Scheana). Try coming back without Ariana. Your show will not survive another season 💋
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Grindr users rank RHOSLC S4 as the Best Housewives series of the Year.
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If you’re posting negatively about Teresa and I unfollow you, it’s not personal. I just understand the type of person you are, and we don’t need to go further with this
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Does anyone feel a *little* bad for Lala after watching Part 3 of the reunion? They really played her ass 😭
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How
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producers found out Tom Sandoval was cheating on Ariana in REAL time 🤯 This is how you break the fourth wall. Bravo should air more sit downs with producers when scandals like this break. Fascinating
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Deleted scene from Season 9 of VPR. This is the energy I need Ariana to have for Lala x 1,000,000 🫵🏼
#PUMPRULES
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Adriana is a smart woman. Something has humbled Alexia. It’s either her marriage, money, or both, and our resident detective is on the case🕵🏽♀️
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@nosmokenomore
Guys, she’s a neurologist now. Please call her with your stroke like symptoms
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Can you imaging staging something like this for a show? She sat her daughter down, in front of cameras, and showed her pictures of her biological father for what — a reaction? She probably slipped her a $20 bill for crying along with her
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I need a “Maddy Morphesis dragging Trixie for an hour straight” compilation
@MaddyMorphosis
#DragRace
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My queen prioritizes her mental health, and she can because she’s the star. Unlike these other losers who have to pander to production (Lala, Scheana, Tom)
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Everyone is over Ariana vs. Sandoval, but I think this is hilarious and am up for watching more
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Nicole stays taking Ls 🤦🏻♂️ like, girl, stay down! Chrishell is the big leagues. You’re playing t-ball
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Is this the root of their issues? Monica wants from Lisa what she never got from LD (acknowledgement), and when she doesn’t get it, she lashes out like a child
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Kris is Tristan’s biggest enabler. Free Khloe 🪧
#TheKardashians
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The audacity of Tedros Meloncamp to judge the caliber of a HW when she holds the title of biggest casting flop on RHOBH ever
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Like her or not, Monica is a “pillar” of RHOSLC. Next, we campaign for Best Villain at the People’s Choice Awards ❄️
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Brandi: Andy invited me to watch him have sex with another Bravo star
Joe Gorga: Now why am I in it? 🤨
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John Fuda beefing with Teresa because his wife can’t carry a storyline on her own
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RHONJ sneak peek courtesy of
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@itsbravobitches
I think Lala especially holds a lot of resentment toward Ariana bc she feels slighted from every direction. The show runners wanted Ariana to lead the show, and Lala has never felt Ariana to be worthy of that. Like why not me??? (We know why)
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I’m happy that the Wifetime Achievement Award felt like a celebration of Vicki. It’s the least Bravo can do, if they’re not going to ask her back full time 🍊
#TheBravos
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Sutton putting the pieces together 🕵🏼♀️ in real time and single-handedly carrying the show
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@nosmokenomore
I also think she meant Dan has no obligation to the show. Andy acts like it’s expected that Ariana’s significant other film, and no, it isn’t.
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@jenngradybklyn
Why is she paying 60k for a lease, when he cheated on her? You’re wild. You pay 60k
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