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'Petty, & obsessed with Stourbridge FC.' 'I would be embarrassed by this fucker, he's a disgrace.' 'One of the most boring people ever to grace the earth'
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"Banbury fans still in the ground singing 20 mins after the final whistle. WOW"
If I lived in Banbury and got to go to Leamington for the day, I'd delay going home for as long as possible too tbf.
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We would like to wish everyone from
@LeamingtonFC
a safe journey over to the Grove later where a warm welcome awaits you
#HALLEA
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Villa are having an absolute shocker aren't they. No tickets cos of demand? In a 40k stadium? No flags? The fuck?
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Hereford fans should demand a refund and an apology. Losing to LEAMINGTON?? What?
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Radio: "
@chilternrailway
are stuck at Leamington due to a points failure"
We're bringing 3 back with us lads, we'll sort it.
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Worth saying, the club statements/communication through all this have been fantastic. Informative, timely, honest. It's appreciated 👏👏
Club Statement - Update
A message from the club regarding yesterday's government announcement can be found using the link below:
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Telford have been the best team in the division for 2nd half of the season & will smash this league next year whereas we won't.
Seems the gentlemanly thing to do would be to just let us have this one
@telfordutd
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Arguably the best side we've faced so far
@telfordutd
& we were well in the game, so a decent point.
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In the following weeks, Mick went out of his way to find almost all of us, speak to us individually, and explain he'd misunderstood and was sorry. He didn't have to, but he wanted to. Because he was a gentleman, a good human being and a Leamington FC hero. RIP Sir Mick.
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Imagine that first 8.30am beer on the train with your pals on the way to the first away game we're able to go to when this settles down. Oh man that's gonna be a good beer.
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"My garden shed is bigger than this"
Yeah well my house is worth more than your entire town. Fuck off.
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Really nice buzz in the ground today. Packed but not crowded. Large
@FCUnitedMcr
following but not a hint of trouble. Travel plan worked well and the pitch was in decent condition considering the recent weather too
@LeamingtonFC
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Big numbers and, as far as I saw, very little ballooning about like divs. Don't usually get that. Fair play.
Today’s attendance was 966 with 347 travelling
#ChesterFC
supporters. 💙
Thank you for your brilliant support this afternoon. On to Tuesday! 👊
#OurClub
🔵⚪️
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You have to say Slough have been very honest and magnanimous in defeat. I'd be stamping my feet & throwing out slanderous accusations aots.
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You're 2-1 up away, the home side pushing for an equaliser, and you break away last minute to score a 3rd to seal the win. Absolutely LOVE those goals.
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Great result that. 4 points from that weekend is a decent return.
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No matter how shit we've been this season, at least we're not these Tory twats.
Chairman of the Conservative Party Greg Hands visits Stratford Town FC.
@HeraldNewspaper
@strat_observer
@StratTownISA
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Needed that. Getting a clean sheet is a pretty big deal atm. Well in Brakes.
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Better than 3 points this.
I am never betting again. 88th minute goal. Fuck off Leamington
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You know when you sign someone, slightly under the radar, and it's not until years later you think 'my god that was such a good signing'?
Junior English.
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The Chairman later when he remembers we've got to find the money for a National League North campaign again.
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Said it before, repeatedly, but teams absolutely lose their shit if we have the brass neck to be any good against them don't they? The board formally apologising for an away defeat Vs a team in a similar position? Gimme a break.
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The club throwing some serious shade Nuneaton's way here 😃
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Something proper suss about that Worcester Raiders tho. Step 6 side and 90% of their support were 18 year old roadmen. For a Wednesday night pre season against Leamington? Half expected Aitch to turn up and shoot a video. Really odd. Wouldn't fancy going there for a real game 😬
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No cameras there so it seems that incredible moment yesterday is lost forever except in the minds of those who were there to witness it. 2nd half, nothing much happening then out of nowhere *BANG*,
@BergerBrakes
absolutely stacks it, full pint aots.
😂
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Said it before, but there's nothing more embarrassing than
#lads
from big teams coming to Leamington and acting like 10 men. It's Royal Leamington Spa fellas. We could get bullied by your little sister.
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Stop telling us to come out and support. The support has been ridiculously good given the circumstances. The team needs to turn up, not the support.
NEXT UP: It’s 𝐧𝐨𝐭 over yet, 9 points to play for - the whole town needs to come out and support 👊🏼
🆚
@chorleyfc
🏆 National League North
🏟️ Your Co-op Community Stadium
🗓️ Sat 15 April
🕰️ 15:00
🎫
📻
@BrakesLive
#BackingTheBrakes
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#BrakesTogether
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Will take that. Arguably should be beating them which is ridiculous when you think of it, but coming back from two down, away, midweek, against anyone takes some effort.
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What's more depressing for Stockport? The fact they have to play a club like us again, or the fact loads of our supporters opted to go to FC United last week instead and sit this one out 😳
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Played lads 👏👏
That's 4 points of the zero I expected to get this week, last week and next week. Decent.
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£200 average donation so far. At that ratio we'd only need 150 people to step up. We can do that surely? The monthly payment option makes it more accessable too. £20 is 4 pints in town. 1 less round each month.
A fantastic start to boost your club! Four days in and we have reached 28% of target!
A huge thank you to those who have pledged funds to the scheme so far.
If you would like to contribute and earn rewards, please use the link below:
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Right, just cancel ALL football till were allowed back in. Incredible scenes.
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Spennymoor pitch after the recent 2 month long dry spell.
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We should offer to host Bromley v Spennymoor as a (roughly) half way neutral venue. Then if Spennymoor take the lead....*bang* pull the old cutty light blag from the other year.
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Was asked 'nothing to moan about?' at the weekend. Well, yeah. This is possibly the best spell we've had since reforming, beating big teams, away wins, comebacks, last minute winners. And now a pre Xmas away day at Wrexham.
And we've missed it all 💔
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Would you prefer your local boozer survives or have another Wetherspoons? An independent coffee shop or 4th Costa? If we want
@LeamingtonFC
to continue into the future, and we can afford it, we need to back it.
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😎 unlucky fella. Just not happening for you recently eh.
Good luck to Hitchin Town FC in their league play off final tomorrow v Leamington.
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Right, someone from
@LeamingtonFC
and
@NuneatonBoroFC
get on the blower to
@WaspsRugby
and get this final on at the Ricoh. How ace would that be?
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"we speak with an accent exceedingly rare,
you want a Coronavirus Megalab we've got one to spare"
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Today's away fan watch. "No one likes us, we don't care, we are Alf-ton..."
You could cease to exist tomorrow lads and nobody would bat an eyelid. Nobody gives a shit.
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If you dont buzz off games like Saturday just gone, football support ain't for you.
That and winning at FC already make this season comfortably better than last year, even if we go down. If you can't see that football support ain't for you.
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40,000+ people who've spent the last 30 years caling everyone else 'glory hunters' head off for their first game in about....30 years.
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Chorley win. If we go north we go to Kidderminster 😎
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Identities hidden to protect them & their loved ones from being targeted by Philistines. But these 3 getting on the Rioja at 2pm on an away day is the most Leamington thing I've ever seen.
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Right, first off, well in anyone who's gone today. That's a hell of a journey if there's no big 'group day out' type event planned. And they've been rewarded. Don't know how good or otherwise Blyth are this season, but that's a huge win.
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*Checks Solihull squad list*
Brakes are hoping to bolster their ranks ahead of Saturday's clash with Kettering. Got their eye on a versatile player in the division above.
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My god that 2nd half was tense. On its own it's not enough but if we follow that up with a win Monday we give ourselves a chance.
It's the hope that kills ya.
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Sure it's the last thing he wants to do after a bad result but I always feel better about things after Hollers has spoken post game. No bullshit, calls it honestly, vowes to put it right (& usually does).
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Blinded by the lights, blinded by the lights, dizzy new heights.
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Absolutely glorious Saturday yesterday ☀️ we don't get many of them.
So for some of the 1st team players to take time out of their day to present all the junior teams with their end of season awards was pretty special 👌
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Just missed out on the playoff places. Decent season. We go again 👍
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The title is ours.
📝 We are thrilled to announce that Lance Smith has agreed a new deal for the 2021/22 season!
👉🏻
#BackingTheBrakes
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#BrakesTogether
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Buzzing for us being the default "Christ, look how far we've fallen" game for York, Stockport etc next year 😃
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Commentators just mugged Solihull right off there. "Over 3000 packed in tonight. I wonder how many will come next week v Harrogate"
Burn 🔥🔥
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Get next season started a month early. A couple of months of football in the sun will be spot on.
(Gloucester & Fylde will probably have a couple of players at the Euros 🙄 )
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For Sale: Lifesize cut out of Tony Breeden. Moderate condition. Kiss marks all over the face were there when I bought it.
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Let's have it right, whatever your 'past' with the club, if you try stop this you are the enemy of the club and will be called out as such.
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Looks like Norma is gutted about Bishop too. Don't recall seeing her at the NWG if I'm honest tho. Part time supporter.
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I'm a bag of nerves here lads. Got another 24hr of this to deal with.
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In a world full of "Apologies. Let the boys down. We go again." you have to love this...😀
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"You said he punched him"
"No, I said he hit him"
"That's not a hit, it was a slap"
It's like that Kettering game all over again 🙄
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Gonna be controversial here, partly to look all 'edgy', but there's half a point in there somewhere. This North Ferriby thing. Awful and should be stopped. Absolutely. Some lovely people involved up there. But...
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Playing your home midweek games on a Monday is massively cheating. We can all agree on that yeah?
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Just seen a photo of the pitch invader from yesterday 😲 assumed it'd be a couple of lads in goggle jackets and bad trainers but nope! Someone from Hereford wanna go collect their dad from the NWG, he's sleeping off his hangover 😂
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Before Hungerford I had Bacon for breakfast. Having Sausages today.
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Good match that. We started awfully but looked good 2nd half and were knocking on the door before finally bundling home the winner. Get in.
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We were good today. And a couple of results elsewhere went out way. Decent.
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@LeamingtonFC
@BreatheYork
@YorkCityFC
Hopefully both teams lose on Saturday after this terrible .gif exchange banter.
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Here's the deal
@SalfordCityFC
If you get promoted at ours last game of the season, you release the full, post goal celebration footage after our winner at yours the other week. We on?
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Bossed that today. Early 2nd half they came back into it but we dominated for large parts. Ace. Merry Christmas.
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Instead of dragging these statues into rivers, have them reworked to look like
@Breedstar13
and drag it to Leamington. I'd be the first to put on some shit Lonsdale gear and stand in front of it trying to look hard.
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Imagine we'd just jumped off the train at Piccadilly. You know that 4th can was a bad idea but you're excited and don't care right now. You're high 5ing the Spiceheads in The Gardens on your way through to your favourite city centre boozer for a few hours.
💔
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