Ibrahim_ibrah
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CHELSEA DISCIPLE💙💙|| MUSICIAN 🎤|| 🇰🇪 🇰🇪|| MESSI🐐|| REGGAE 🔥 || MKADINALI ⚔|| we're all here to be happy.
South Australia, Australia
Joined November 2017
What happens when the biggest creature on earth blue whale dies? It is said that the blue whale realizes it's death earlier that's why it goes hundreds of kilometers away from it's nest and makes last dive of it's life with all it's strength. Thread 🧵.
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@iamjuddah T-Bag to Roy Geary: "Why don't you transfer us all to some place cooler? Like Africa.".
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@polo_kimanii @_fels1 @Kimuzi_ @Bookten8 @Bookten8 even tried skin care routine but the skin did not care at all 😭🤣🤣
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@MoraraKebasoSnr @A_S_Nassir Huyo governor kwanza asifikirie tumesahau kenye alifanya. Just because we are silent doesn't mean we forgot.
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@polo_kimanii You might be saying this as a joke but it's fuckin getting serious we mzee. We need to deal with the abductors accordingly.
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@Dollar__SM @NPSC_KE @IPOA_KE @LawSocietyofKe Kama this is what they do in the public, what about when they abduct you? This needs to end.
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@LinusKaikai We need to come up with a way of dealing with such. This is someone who doesn't care about a human life.
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@Josh001J Bible: A husband must love and provide for his wife. Feminist: Yes! . The same Bible: A woman must submit to her husband. Feminist: That's only if he deserves it. He has to earn it kosokoso.
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@mwabilimwagodi A boy was abducted and the abductors called his dad:. Abductors: We have your son, we want $200 so we can release him. Dad: How much do you want so you can stay with him forever? .😭💀.
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@MoraraKebasoSnr Pole kwa hayo but why aren't you listening to what people have to say? You can't always be right. Going to narok when people agreed tutakuwa Uhuru park is insane. You are putting your team in danger.
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@iam_kendiii Na kama hauna pesa and you are expecting men to spend on you uza kama wenzako.
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@orengo_james It cannot end because y'all putting all your efforts to impeach the wrong person.
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@MoraraKebasoSnr You need to be careful morara. You said you won't be announcing where you are visiting next, what happened?.
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@HonOscarSudi Wewe unatuona kama matako yako. So it was Gachagua who paid the MPs to pass the finance bill, right?.
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@Ras_Fardan @iamjuddah "when this guy woke up this morning, he was white" pointing at polo kimani😂😂.
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@AokoOtieno_ Aoko it seems you are not resting till you put some sense into these zombies. Keep injecting nyako.
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@MohaJichoPevu But this is not a picture of the republic of Kenya, the picture you have posted is of ruto.
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@Jisaskraist Na utapata mwenye kuunda hii alikuwa ametulia kwa single room yake pale ungwaro 🤣.
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@Bookten8 Kwani unamugopa? This is the same fvcker who said "statehouse is a protected area" Muite punda vizuri.
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@fanuel__ochieng Signing him permanently is nasty business and you know that. As a manager you must be smart.
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She wasn't busy. Her phone didn't die. She saw your message. She saw your name pop up on her screen. She simply chose to ignore it, because you aren't a priority to her. Change or perish!.
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@AokoOtieno_ @polo_kimanii Why would you pick a fight with Aoko? 🤣 Aoko ni kama wale majamaa primary ulikuwa unaambia hutaki vita wanakwambia wao wanataka 😩.
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@KenyanSays Safety rules says you shouldn't stack more than 20 bags/boxes. This is too dangerous.
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Praying for peace in my heart, profit in my pocket and progress in whatever i'm doing. Good morning champions.
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Don't make the pressure of those eating their harvest make you eat your seeds. Good morning 🌄.
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@ombachi13 @GlovoKenya I never thought unaweza order food online buana 🤣 hiyo ni kama mama fua kuita mama fua amfulie.
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@AokoOtieno_ Imagine learning that you are not the father to you kids through Aoko 😭😭🤣 that would fvckin hurt tbh.
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@C_NyaKundiH @SafaricomPLC @PeterNdegwa_ Safaricom wajue tuko kwa hii relationship juu ya mpesa. Tukipata alternative it'll be over for them.
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