braden wellman
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please watch my 3 youtube videos linked below, where i talk about ethics, and pre requisites for a functioning democracy.
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i think this is better and i’m not kidding
Realistically, this is the best 5 track run ever right?
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[BREAKING] Sydney Sweeney reveals in recent interview that she thinks “cardio is for losers” and that she is “unbearably attracted to men who have neglected it for several years against their better judgement”.
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it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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what if you don’t actually have body dysmorphia, you just look terrible
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wanna know what would be so gross is if somebody gently caressed the back of my neck and told me that they care about me 🤢 and that i am seen for who i am, and yet still loved regardless of my flaws 🤮 like imagine being liberated by deep trust and intimacy
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somebody came up to me at the gym and asked “has anybody ever told you you look like braden wellman”
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what you do speaks so loudly i can not hear what you say. oh, and happy spooky season every one.
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the difference between a "white knight" and a "dark knight". oh, and happy spooky season.
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wanna come over and spit preworkout into my mouth like a mother bird feeding her children
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wanted to clear up a common misconception. i don’t go to the gym to “be healthy” or look good naked. i go to the gym so i don’t throw myself off a bridge
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babe is everything okay? you hardly bent that ass over and let that coochie breath
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the smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow for very lively debate within that spectrum:
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a message to the mormon church (oh, and sam altman). happy spooky season everybody.
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hello sharks, i am asking for $250,000 for rent, therapy, a small vacation, some new clothes, and just general financial security so i’m not terrified out of my skull at all times
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it's not who YoU are underneath, it's what YoU do that defines YoU.
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absolutely raw dogged it at the gym today. no energy drink, no pre-workout, just years of built up emotional pain the way god intended
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2024 is going to be my year! all i have to do is adhere to a rigid level of discipline that i’ve never exhibited once before in my entire life
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andrew tate has never had sex, he's only masturbated. it's just sometimes he uses another person to do it. happy spooky season.
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it is not a measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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graduating is so crazy because “student” has been one of my primary identities pretty much my entire life
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there are times when ghosting is a totally valid, respectable, easy way to end things as they naturally fizzle out - and there are also times when ghosting is cowardly, disrespectful, inconsiderate and wrong
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i had a tiktok get 11 million views this weekend but my follower count barely moved - which means 11 million people think i’m funny enough to like, but not hot enough to follow
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people doing game theory love to weaponize the word "science" while simultaneously not doing anything that even remotely resembles methodologically sound science.
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i’m only 1,992,271 followers away from reaching my goal of 2 million twitter followers 💗
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me, the owner of a brand new used silver nissan altima, just found out today that it literally comes with a taco holder
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i’m biased bc it’s my field of study - but i feel like basic applied statistics should be mandatory to get a college degree. it shocks me how many people can be so certain and sanctimonious in their beliefs about complex issues, yet simultaneously can’t reliably read a histogram
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the tackiest shit that influencers do is put how many tiktok followers they have in their instagram bio
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had a mildly embarrassing conversation yesterday. should i let it go, or think about it every night before i go to bed for the next 2 years
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deep deep deep down everybody has the suspicion that they, specifically, are different and special
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a true story about the boy (drake). happy spooky season everyone.
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