Someone should make a show called “Love is Shallow” where you need to marry someone based on looks alone without them ever opening their mouths

Rumor has it an employee at Netflix cut the power leading to issues with the Love Is Blind livestream. Here is a photo of said employee:

I accidentally wished someone a happy new year today. Feel free to unfollow me, I deserve it.

Who let fennel become a mainstream vegetable? It’s absolutely disgusting.

Petition to strike the word “bandwidth” from the dictionary

#Oscars2022

I give it 2 days before Dana White sends an offer to Will Smith and Chris Rock #Oscars

Chris Rock before and after getting slapped in the face #Oscars

Wife: “Can you make the bed?” Husband: *makes the bed* Wife: *makes the bed*

When you accidentally write “thank tod” instead of “thank god”

Happy New Year my friends! Wishing you and your loved ones a year filled with health, happiness and prosperity. This is going to be an incredible year for all of us- I just know it! Sincerely, BWNJ

In an effort to stop the spread of Omicron, the CDC recommends that celebrities re-record their rendition of “Imagine” by John Lennon

Anyone else eat 10,000 calories today?

What’s worse? 1. Biting your lip? 2. Stubbing your toe?

Why does this horse look like an emo kid in a hoodie listening to Blink-182

How Spritz drinkers look at hard seltzer drinkers

What do you call this dish

Why does Marilyn Manson look like if Phyllis from the office dressed up as Maraliyn Manson

“Hey hop in you can just throw that stuff in the back seat”