i met this girl on a day trip to the circus once and ran into her again years later on a trip to ember island. i never got her name. twitter, do your thing 💕💖
you want to schedule a meeting with my coworker tomorrow afternoon? well guess what. that's when her doctor's appointment is. so back the fuck off buddy
call your mom!! you can ask her "hows work" and she can describe one of your instagram stories from a month ago in vivid detail and ask "why did you post that"
stop misusing the word queerbait!! queerbait should ONLY be used when there's a pair of charli xcx tickets underneath a cardboard box propped up by a stick
i love hopping on here and banging pop culture references together like they're rocks and i'm a caveman desperate for fire. just acting like an absolute neanderthal on this virtual computer website
i told the kids i babysit i went viral on twitter and they said "oh cool, i bet its so easy to get girls now". buddies its gonna be a big news day for you....