to this day my mom is like "i dont think u have adhd, i think u just gotta focus a little." i understand your honda civic brain can start on command mother but i have a unicycle for a frontal lobe and the devil rides its pedals
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope fgo turns your favorite historical figure into a ddd-cup woman in skimpy lingerie” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
im a very simple person. i think about my favorite touch-starved character receiving genuine physical affection from someone they trust and i break into tears
hello! im here to shill about why kiara's a fantastic villain and why i love her so much :^) the deeper aspects of her character are veiled behind subtext and tidbits of lore sprinkled throughout fgo and ccc, so here's a thread compiling them!
cw child abuse, child neglect
there are 308 fgo servants in total. that means the administrative staff (da vinci, gordolf, sion) have to manage the schedules of 308 different servants for maximum energy efficiency and that is just so funny to me
me: fgo doesnt use dantes anymore im sad about it
fgo: guda refers to dantes with "kimi (キミ)" denoting close intimacy and affection on par with close friends/family/partners
me:
i cant handle mgs anymore i cannot handle it anymore what the fuck what th e hell kojima out here dropping truths abt the industrial war complex and then in the same breath talks abt raiden's massive throbbing cock that makes men wrathful with penis envy
im ngl it is a little funny when fgo's story is like "damn this servant is gone they sacrificed themselves in a heroic fashion" and from your myroom that same servant is yelling "QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD"
fgo allowing douman to have 3 sets of sprites as if he's a real servant is a level of weird bait from fgo. it's entering new highs of petty im gonna be real
billy the kid in fgo is inherently hilarious bc he is arguably normal as shit. unlike nobu he doesn't summon flying rifles. he doesn't have a gigantic gun like napoleon. he is literally the hawkeye, all he does is Have Gun and Shoot Fast
⚠️DONT PLAY A GAME CALLED FATE/GRAND ORDER!! ⚠️i was a regular weeaboo until i played fgo and now i'm a niche fucker who cries abt a dead 70 yr old danish author with penis rashes, and it's all bc they turned h.c. andersen into a tsundere smurf with a jojo voice
the influx of andersen art is feeding my soul but i also wanna remind everyone his body is SUPER fucked up and thats why he covers every inch of skin even in the dead of summer and thats aesthetically sexy
other things:
1) i physically cannot stop you from getting a tattoo of this. I Dont Recommend It but im only a jester trapped in cyberspace. Powerlessly Jingling
2) yes i grew up on tumblr
3) sorry to hear that all ur parents r awful abt this topic too, ur valid fam 🥸💕
hey
#fgo
! let's talk about one of my favorite historical figures of all time: hans christian andersen!
as an aspiring queer writer, his life and struggles with his identity are fascinating. i hope you'll all feel the same by the thread's end! (1/??)
thinkingn abt how andersen rambled on and on near the end of his life and this one time he recalled a near incoherent story abt how he went to his room and there was a superfan who leaped to her feet all OH MY POET RAVISH ME and andersen word for word said
voyager being both the spacecraft & the little prince is so fitting. one a fantastic fairy tale abt a visitor from the stars who explored space and learned love... one abt a world who created an explorer for their hopes and dreams to teach others abt what they loved
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bro servants can have babies with humans and the results are called quasi-servants oh my GOD ??? THEY AREN'T SHOOTING BLANKS??
ppl who say fgo is nasu's fantasy world & it shouldnt adhere to the original "lore" is missing the point entirely. when you're a majority culture in power w/n ur social context and you borrow from a minority's culture, ppl from the minority culture naturally want respect
big andersen + kiara = dysfunctional on-and-off marriage
og andersen + kiara lily = antagonistic but playful (?) childhood friends
big andersen + kiara lily = shitty uncle takes care of small brat
og andersen + kiara = i cyberbullied my teacher into crying
didn't post this when i got it but i commissioned
@revolocities
a while back for some indulgent andersen/dantes,, thank u so much for drawing the old men, they're wonderful!!!!!
i have never been more disappointed by how people have been acting over cruella, you all just hate women with complex trauma, jusy because the source of her trauma was dalmatians doesnt make it fffffhahahahahha nah sike that shit is funny as hell
nasu getting his start in worldbuilding thru TTRPGS show cuz nasu is all "heres this cool magic system" and someone inevitably asks, "but can we do [impossible but rlly cool thing?]" and nasu, like a true gm, goes "normally no but you can now cuz thats cool as fuck"
edmond dantes had the saber ahoge pre-chateau d'if... but it was taken from him... his innocence, his smile, his ahoge... all gone... this cruel world goes too fuckigng far...
(tiny kiara voice) now listen to me old man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trou
An illegal servant. A murdered minister. A mysterious curse spreading throughout all of London. Can da Vinci and her Master, Sherlock Holmes, solve this case?
A FGO AU longfic set in 1888, in a world where Servants are tools of a global war.
cookie run kingdom's worldbuilding is great bc it's the concept of "oh the cookies are alive" but played straight to the point where it loops into the lovecraftian premise "the gods created us only to devour us, i witnessed their gory feast with my own eyes and went mad"
da vinci rlly is a great fgo servant bc she looked at her own painting and went "damn i drew this so well that i wanna kin it" and she did. the sheer amnt of confidence in that
andersen: isn’t the whole point of christianity to kin jesus as hard as possible?
shakespeare: mostly yes but if you kin too hard it actually becomes blasphemy and the church cancels you
andersen: ah i see. no doubles
dantes, a catholic, listening to this nonsense:
if you're worried abt being self-indulgent with your art or writing don't be bc the mlp fanfic fallout equestria was printed as gilded hardcover books complete with illustrations
hello hello, im here to talk abt "the dryad" or "the wood nymph" - one of andersen's lesser-known (and longer) fairy tales! it's one of his many fairy tales adapted into fgo & it's got one of the most interesting origins, as hans worked on the tale for two years... will be nsfw
for everyone worried abt voyager being alone and sad from home an astronaut explains why voyager's a-ok out there... and the satellite has a twitter u can follow here!!
everyone including nasu is like "oh andersen hates women" but like, andersen was friends with women who supported the 19th century version of women's rights. it's more andersen projects his feminine self onto all his female protagonists and brutalizes them bc he hates himself
fate extra takes place in 2030, kiara built her following partially online, that means she absolutely was cancelled at some point on twitter and there was a callout for her
andersen is the high school teacher who begins to tell a personal story and says "no i shouldnt" and all the students egg him on "yes yes please tell us" and he winds up saying "ok i guess" and proceeds to waste 25 minutes of class
idk how this is still going but while ur here:
1) yes i do write for fun, it's my curse
2) my ao3 is pepperedfox
3) u can read 2 of my original pieces here, i like to explore high fantasy worlds inspired by chinese mythology:
since it's portfolio day, i've made two of my original zine pieces available to read! if you like w/w romance set in a chinese-inspired fantasy setting, check them out!
the corpse walker's song:
the jade bride:
"you are in debt bc u contracted with extra class servants" kiara was not contracted with my consent she snuck into my chaldea like a roach nobody knows how she got in
i have so many questions abt summer dantes' outfit the more i look at it.
*why does the back of his coat have a zipper.
*why are there shadow wraps right beneath his swim trunks. shadow underwear? what the fuck is this
*why does he have a little apron on his trunks.