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@bourbonandsass2

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I’m back for round 3 apparently! I have a black coffee addiction, a boxer and Great Dane. Just living that jeep life! Sarcasm is my love language!

Texas, USA
Joined June 2022
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2 years
This is absolutely something I would do 🤣
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3 months
It’s been a day, now to simply exist!
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3 months
I’m in my sundress season!
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20 days
My romper has pockets 🤣
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@bourbonandsass2
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3 months
Meeting Dad and his wife for lunch, she absolutely hates when I wear leggings, please note I absolutely feel like poking the crazy bear today 🤭
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@bourbonandsass2
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10 months
Most days it’s leggings and a hoodie, tonight it’s a lbd and heels 😏
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3 months
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Just 29 more mins until I’m done for the day 🤣 I’m not counting or anything
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@bourbonandsass2
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15 days
Being drug to a scrimmage in this heat 🙄
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2 months
Reminding myself that I love my friends, but seriously who has their anniversary party outside in this Texas bullshit 🤣 my makeup is gonna melt off my face!
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 month
Monday has me feeling some type of way 🫠
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Gotta new sundress 😏
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
It’s Friday and I’m ready to be done with work…say hi!
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@bourbonandsass2
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3 months
Gonna get lost in the sun and salt water! Catch y’all on the flip side ☀️
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
I have the don’t wanna’s, but there’s grocery’s to be shopped and errands to be ran
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
You breathe for me and I’ll breathe for you 😉
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1 year
This is why you can’t leave me in a car 🤣💁🏻‍♀️
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
I have zero desire to be at work this morning 😬
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1 year
I wasn’t ready to say goodbye to my rock, yet here we are. My heart has shattered into a million pieces this morning. Rest in peace Momma. I love you.
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
Bourbon in a blur 🤣
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
There are shenanigans to be had
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Everything is waterproof, so it says
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
Legit just need coffee 😩
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
And I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
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@bourbonandsass2
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11 months
Waaaazzzzsuuuupppp 🔪
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
There are shenanigans to be had tonight!
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 month
On the mission to find coffee and food
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
What’s on the dinner menu for you? Here it’s beef stew!
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1 year
Someone talk me out of this
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1 year
Tired Sass is checking in
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1 year
Y’all…I am in a fucking mood, and not a good one 🤣
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
Hey there
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
This is absolutely me 💁🏻‍♀️
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Hiding from the Sunday Scaries
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
The troll is checking in 😏
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2 years
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Where’s the “fuck this day I’m over it button”, asking for me because I’m OVER IT
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
Literally exhausted but there’s shit to do so on we go!
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@bourbonandsass2
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11 months
Pics with glasses…what? What?
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Pics with glasses! Lemme see 'em!
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@bourbonandsass2
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11 months
Current mood 💁🏻‍♀️🤣
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
I have a work thing this evening and the niece slayed my face because I didn’t feel like doing my makeup
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1 year
I think I’m just gonna turn into a food porn account 🤷🏻‍♀️ Pork butt and smoked cream cheese
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2 years
It’s fucking cold 🥶
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@bourbonandsass2
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23 days
Literally a whole mood today 🤭
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@bourbonandsass2
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13 days
Guess who finally got to meet her great niece today?!
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2 years
I give zero fucks that these look like Grammy pajamies they are soft as fuck and i love them!
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2 years
The tipsy elf is coming in hot 🤣
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2 years
Work got me like…..
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2 years
I think Ruger is plotting to take over the world!
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2 years
On my 3rd meeting of the day, people are stupid…send bourbon!
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2 years
Movies and jammies! Today has kicked my ass! Hope everyone has a great night!
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2 months
Time to work on my tan ☀️
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4 months
It’s expo day, I’m in a dress, they better have coffee!
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Nephew has a game in Frisco tonight, so I actually put on a face so I don’t embarrass him 🤣
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@bourbonandsass2
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1 year
Send prayer, good vibes or positive energy I’m really not picky at this point. Mom took a ride by ambulance this morning as they think she had a stroke. I’m currently waiting for an update as they advised one visitor until they know what is going on. Pop is with her now.
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1 year
It’s gloomy today, but I’ve got shit to do! Send coffee and good vibes 🫠
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1 year
Seems like a never ending week, but I’m here! How are you?
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@bourbonandsass2
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2 years
Here she is
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2 years
Days of Thunder and my bed. I’m old!
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7 months
Y’all I’m meeting a friend I have not seen in ten years and I’m low key nervous 🤣 it will be fine, right?! Right!
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2 years
10 outta 10 don’t recommend 💁🏻‍♀️
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4 months
Grief is so fucking weird man. I’m sitting here chugging along and it hit me like a ton of bricks, Sunday is Mother’s Day and it’s the first one since Momma passed. Instant tears. It’s been almost a year and I still miss her every hour of every single fucking day.
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4 months
Grocery pick up on your lunch break…adulting is for the fucking birds!
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2 years
Fuck your white horse and a carriage 😏
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1 year
Let’s do this
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1 year
5 shots in and I’m not even sorry
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2 years
Literally this day can suck it! I’m so done!
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Sundays are for naps and football! Catch ya on the flip side
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5 months
I’m sorry did I just get followed by John Cena 😱❤️
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1 year
Bark is contemplating the meaning of life
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1 year
Soaking this week away
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3 months
I’m in my romper era ❤️
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2 years
I had to put on actual clothes…wtf 😭 at least my boots are cute!
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2 years
Barker is so nosey, also yes I’m still in pajamas 🤣
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1 year
Breakfast for dinner…don’t even come at me!
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2 years
The tipsy elf needs coffee 🤣
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10 months
It’s acceptable to go to bed at 6pm right?! Asking for an exhausted girl 🙄
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1 year
Put on a face today! Watch yourselves 🤣 so coffee and breakfast?
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1 year
Just checking in ❤️
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1 year
Prof of life 💋
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2 years
My happy place ❤️ y’all have an amazing evening
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1 year
Happy 4th 🎆
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1 year
Almost 5 inches gone! New hair who dis?
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2 years
Nothing beats a good sunset ❤️
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6 months
So umm big emotions mean big changes…it’s just hair after all 🤷🏻‍♀️
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2 years
I need a bigger pot
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1 year
If you literally come to help me in the pouring rain, I sit with you! You get wet, I get wet!
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3 months
Imma slut for tacos 🤷🏻‍♀️
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10 months
It’s cold 🥶
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