@secretglasto Hope this isn’t fake news

@foofighters Please don’t be fake news!!!

Is this fake news? @GlastoFestFeed

@GlastoFestFeed please don’t be fake news!!!

@rickygervais @Humanity @supernature For the record I don’t judge your choice of stage show beverage. Very grateful of the reply!

@Ostralopithycus @rickygervais @Humanity @supernature Agreed, Castlemaine 4X ain’t much better

@rickygervais @Humanity @supernature Gotta love the amber nectar! Was it cold or room temperature? I hope you’d had a mini bar?

@rickygervais PLEASE PLEASE DM ME AND EXPLAIN WHATS JUST HAPPENED!!! #AfterLife3 #areyouangel?

Just when you thought the quotes can’t get any better you come up with this beaut. ‘I hope it was his cock you stupid c@nt! #AfterLife3 @rickygervais

Humanity, just discovered on Netflix. Abit late but hilarious. Shouldn’t be laughing but lolling a lot. #deadalready @rickygervais

Respect to you too! Thanks for the shout out! You are an absolute hero of mine! Congrats on completing the London Triathlon. This has made my year! @JonnyWilkinson

@WillGreenwood Love you a little bit more after this!

@Underhillgreg6 Love him. He is an absolute tank of a player

@JonnyWilkinson @EnglandRugby @AllBlacks Lots of positives from Eng. Really enjoyed their performance today. All Blacks still know how to win from wherever. Bring on Japan 2019!

@brianmoore666 Mealtime assistants back to dinner ladies?

Every year the same. Best gravy ever! Thanks for the recipe! Would love a reply @jamieoliver

@ScottWilliams80 @peterddavies I only use Twitter for porn. This chat is all new to me

@peterddavies @ScottWilliams80 @TwatBibIe

First attempt at your mushroom risotto big man. Absolutely cracking! @jamieoliver