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I'm on a break
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Joined December 2014
Taking a break from this account. If you want to keep following me check out @GenuineImprov for more of the real me and not just shitposting and complaining
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I'm white so I have to say it with the italic J
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@limitlessjest It's brilliant. You start your song by saying "everybody's doing a brand new dance now" and it's like the dance was their idea the whole time--it's Danception
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[guy who missed sex ed talking about it at the bar] so do you guys like to drink the milk before or after
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If you choose rock you're a fundamentally unserious person
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This is what having an email job feels like
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@neokefka_99 I'll have to hunt down my favorite Seagal fight where he's supposed to be knife fighting somebody but he's just clearly waving a knife slightly out of frame
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We're so back
In celebration of the 20th Bajaversary, Mountain Dew Baja Blast will be a permanent flavor in 2024!! In January Baja Blast will hit shelfs nationwide as a permanent item in both regular and zero(bottles & cans). Follow along at for updates!!👀
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@daltontomlin it's so stupid to do this with something i created myself but i've basically had this playing on loop in another browser for over 15 minutes and it never stops being funny
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Well, I'd like to see ole Jackie Reacher wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Reacher uses his size to wriggle out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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there are only two emotions you should feel when a dasher even gets your food within 100 feet of your door and they are shame or gratitude. fucking be thankful they exist at all
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