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just a good guy willing to hide female Ukrainian refugees in his basement. Online safety expert. disinformation liaison.
Florida, USA
Joined January 2021
Without taxpayer funds we will no longer be able to provide McFlurries to transexual Pakistani furries?
As aid to the vulnerable is essential, accountability is also needed not to fill the pockets of the affluent with funds of the needy.
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Yes! Can you also explain include USAID in future posts? Some of us here haven’t received our $639,000 salary for this month.
I know entitlements for the poor and disabled (e.g. Medicaid and SNAP) aren’t popular for Republicans, but I’m going to be honest if congressional Republicans and Trump cut them, it will cost them and a Republican POTUS candidate at the polls. Too many voters and their children rely on it. If you’re pro-life you’re going to need to accept that there will be single moms who will need temporary support - which should be provide as long as the parents are enrolled in school or vocational training until they’re employed. There should be a lifetime cap for such services for single mothers. I’m hoping once they remove non-citizens and global entitlements there will be enough to help poor and disabled Americans. It’s called making a compromise. IDK. Just thinking out loud.
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As a result we are stripping your funding.
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️
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@LyndaJane8 @Rosedragon108_ @DefiyantlyFree @IlhanMN @USAIDSomalia @USAIDSouthSudan @USAID_OIG @usaidbtc @ColemanUSAID @USAID_office Unfortunately we here at USAID are given funds fully allocated by Congress. Yes these are your tax dollars but are you not compassionate enough to want to help?
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@Rosedragon108_ @DefiyantlyFree @IlhanMN @USAIDSomalia @USAIDSouthSudan @USAID_OIG @usaidbtc @ColemanUSAID @USAID_office You are so thank you
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I can confirm that this is true
How USAID chooses what to throw millions of US Taxpayer dollars at:
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This is not a parody, we funded this with a $63,000,000 grant
Just lost my job working for USAID. I was tasked with finding out why so many homosexuals were buying Jeeps and putting ducks in the window like some sort of gay code. We making huge breakthroughs and Elon ruined everything.
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Trust us we know what we’re doing.
@elonmusk Delay tactics that infringe on enumerated powers.
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Those packages contained much needed humanitarian Aid, like food, medical supplies, fresh drinking water and C-4
@GuntherEagleman USAID has never been about aid.
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This is a false claim that is completely fabricated. We did not have any grants or funding for gay squirrels in Zimbabwe, all gay squirrel research was conducted in @PeteButtigieg garage.
I just got fired from my job at USAID. I was the lead analyst for gay squirrels in eastern Zimbabwe. I have no way to support myself or my family. This is the reality of Trump’s America.
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@Alex_Oloyede2 Any Russian that is transgender or pansexual is still receiving funding. If they are just a normal gay they get nothing
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This is very unfortunate as we specifically had numerous grants for many of these struggling families. How are their families supposed to eat, live and continue to sacrifice themselves as martyrs for the good of palestine now?
Palestinian Authority announces end to payments for families of 'prisoners, martyrs'
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This is absolutely false. The only professional sports leagues we fu d is the WNBA
The refs have been on their best behavior tonight... They must have been funded by USAID too.
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This is factually incorrect. We only funded $280,000,000
$300 million to Hamas cement factory in Gaza that’s insanity. Somebody should go to jail over this. @USAID_OIG @UsaidParody @USAIDSomalia @bob84063825
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@benryanwriter The grant to PEPFAR was for the study oh HIV contagion in transsexual orangutan’s in Kabondo just inside the borders of the Congo
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