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i too have been to the heavens on a white horse. stupid piece of shit. music tweeting bot.
Avant gaand mein
Joined May 2014
ITS CALLED AURAT MARCH WHY DO MEN FEEL SO ENTITLED TO GIVE AN OPINION ON WHAT IT SHOULD BE.
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My favorite thing is people outraging over this one poster with a quote from manto. MANTO OFFENDS TO THIS DAY. MANTO LIVES ON.
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@butterbooter I love your interpretation of it and it's beautiful and makes me smile, but it's also probably a case of assigning too much meaning to something arbitrary. :(.
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The only drug talk I've gotten from my family is "cigarette nahin peena." Tou ab mein cigarette nahi peeta. Baaqi sub ker leta houn.
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Noooo. I don't want to talk to you. You make me happy and leave me sad.
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@normalgirl53 @suursaalo @kissrxse thats a long winded way of saying the reasoning is internalized misogyny lmao.
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U know how u feel close to someone but then u stalk them and find that theres a shitload of people closer to them than u'll ever be. Sux.
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Yes, I am fun at parties. I go to parties and they make fun of me.
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No word in the Urdu lang is as beautiful as the simple 'bhenchod'. Sadness, happiness, anger, hopelessness, pride, grief-apt response to all.
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Abu ne kaha meri chatt ke neechay nashay nahin hone chaiyein. Tou ab mein chatt ke ooper ja ker nashay ker leta houn.
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When will people realize that being high doesn't make u do dumb shit being sober does.
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Went home with all the hair and now family jokingly asks me "nasha kertay hou" all the time.Jokes on them tho, kiyun keh mein tou kerta houn.
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Can someone fucking kiss me on the fourteenth? The past year has been the worst and I deserve it. One kiss. Figure it out, Twitter, Universe, whatever.
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Sharmeen to make her next feature on the pakistan cricket team.
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Okay look, I'm all up for recommending drugs to people for recreational use. I also believe that anyone with half a mind would do their research and take the proper harm reduction. BUT CAN YOU STOP RECOMMENDING DRUGS TO PEOPLE FOR ACTUAL FUCKING PROBLEMS.
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From 23rd March 2019 to 23rd March 2020, I was a heroin addict. Feels weird to say it. Felt weirder to do it. But more than weird, it was blissful. The needle and the damage done, huh? Nothing can compare now. And I'm supposed to revel in this knowledge that it doesn't get better.
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I hate how much of a sucker I am for nostalgia. For the idea of running into people years later in a small cafe in the middle of nowhere. For rekindling an old flame and watching it burn as bright as those good ol' days that were never supposed to return.
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Bus nhi chalta innka bund mein daal lein aur pakistanis don't celebrate their mangoes enough????.
Pakistanis don't celebrate their mangoes enough.
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بیٹی پیدا کرنا کوئ نہیں چاہتا، بستر پر عورت لیکن سب چاہتے ہیں۔.
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Nhi bhai TUM society mein rehtay hou ge mein tou nashay mein rehta houn.
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A friend once said that any song longer than the 12, 15 minute mark classifies as psychedelic, no matter the genre, since that's enough time to induce a trance like state. Plus longer songs are fucking awesome. So I'm gonna start putting some of my favorites in a thread:.
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You know what? Humans have this urge to hate. Its as intrinsic as love. And if they don't hate smth, they just end up hating on themselves.
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"Mardoun ki namaz ghar mein nahi hoti".Ab ammi jaan ko kon samjhaye keh kaafiron ki namaz kaheen bhi nhi hoti.
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Everyone's so fucking beautiful and then there's me. also beautiful.
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What does an Aitchisonian hide under his turban? .Of course his superiority complex. #sorrynotsorry.
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You don't even get how miserable someone is, and then they do something that makes them feel a little better, and you make them feel bad.
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Everyone whining about that article secretly wants to get laid. Trust me. I am a psychology major and a Freud enthusiast.
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As someone who holds Freud in high regard, I believe half our problems would go away if we could just get laid.
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@heavymetalkop @HaseebTheShah C'mon man. He's just making a joke. Can't we take a joke at another human being's expense now? What are we? People who didn't go to NUST?.
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We junkies eat two half assed meals all year round but when u do it, it's suddenly Islam?.
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Today I'm again intimidated and overwhelmed by the amount of music there is to listen to.
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Bhenchod how do ppl take nice pictures of their faces every day I get one good picture and I milk it for the next 4 months.
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Self loathing: hi .Me: I thought we were over .Self loathing: :))).
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Me: chal lift lete hein. Friend: kiyun BC.Me: koi larki tou lift kerati nahi hai tou. Friend: . Me: . Friend: chal lift lete hein.
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I don't get the point of these tweets? Economy charh gayi lun pe. Prime Minister ko dekh ker muthein maarni hein?.
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Let's hate on the queer. Let's hate on feminists. Let's hate on people who listen to mainstream music. Wow. Real mature.
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@heavymetalkop @HaseebTheShah 10 bucks say he's jizzing his pants rn at two strangers being offended by his tweet.
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I'm the most fun to talk to on call. And by fun I mean so awkward that u want to stab me and jump off and window.
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@merabichrayaar If u spray perfume on yourself and iron it in, it stays on even longer #moreinfo.
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@Shumyl I disagree. It's much harder to get an 18 year old to believe in flying horses. You gotta get them when they're young.
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Everything would be so much better if you could just protecc the people you love but nope.
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It's super weird how close you can feel to God and how distant you can feel from religion at the same time.
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@TenMillionIQ This changes nothing? Wanting to flirt with strangers is not an automatic invitation for harassment. What the fuck, dude.
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People post Taylor lyrics with a "how did she come up with that" and it's literally the most mid, teen sounding lyrics that don't even offer some deeper analysis. Matlab???.
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Half the world is too heartbroken to ever love again, and the other half is too naive to believe in a love they won't ever find.
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@Shumyl Sarcasm tha. Religions are gonna have a hard time existing if people were given a choice. That's why they rely so heavily on indoctrination.
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i have the most amazing girlfriend ever i think everyone here should know. shes the best and im the luckiest on earth :).
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Normal college people: smoke pot.Non-normal college people: flip bottles.
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But I have seen that there is this need to hate. And its considered cool to hate. And it pisses me off so much. So much.
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Fuck off with your pretty faces and your self esteem and your ability to talk to people without choking on ur tongue just fuck off i hate u.
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If someone ever took my phone and snapchatted a picture of their face saying hacked, I'd hack their fucking home and kill their family wtf.
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Okay every like gets a song suggestion, with a ninety percent guarantee you'll like it.
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daaru se logon ke dilon mein nafratein aati hein, lekin weed se, siraf muhabbatein.
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I love how the go-to of Muslims when presented with conflicting and controversial facts is "did you read about it??? Quran parha hai? Tarjama bhi parha hai?? Acha falaan banday ki falaan tafseer ki falaan revision tou nhi parhi na?? Overruled!".
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❣️MAKING A THREAD ABOUT MY PARENTS LOVESTORY❣️. Baba had a best friend who stuck with him through thick and thin. Even when a whole city accused him of losing his marbles! Seeing as he could really push it, he asked for his daughter's hand. She was nine. He was 52.
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This chemistry teacher who's initials were KMI so he'd sign his slides in the bottom corner with "KMISTRY.".
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God grant me the serenity to fucking kill myself, the courage to fucking kill myself, and the wisdom to fucking kill myself.
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There's too much misery in this world already to diss people over posting statuses about their fathers or listeing to 1D.
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Two engineers hugging each other on the top of a burning wind turbine, knowing that they will die.
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You know how you get over people and then there are moments, even days, when you feel like you're not over them at all? Those suck.
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You know how people jokingly pretend to hit u or throw something at you? I ACCIDENTALLY REALLY END UP HITTING THEM THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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We'd laugh in your face like the imagined gods we are, as god laughs from above. Or Jim Morrison. Or whoever. This is the end. Beautiful friend. This is the end. My only friend, the end.
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People are so pretty but they have to go ahead and ruin the deal with their unoriginal, normal beliefs.
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The bear really seems like a love letter to Chicago. The city is a character. I love when shows do this.
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so many new drugs to try. So much old music to discover. So many new people to meet. Love, heartbreak, rebounds, love, satirizing religion.
what are some of your favorite reasons for staying alive?.
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And you know what?? It's not even the 16 year olds. It's the older people. The 16 year olds fucking know better. Wow.
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won't end up shooting myself. HE MADE A DEAD POETS REFERENCE OMG.
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There's just something so beautiful about watching a very cool person become a silly little goof by falling in love with u truly the best pipeline.
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I seriously just need a friend who's enthusiastic about the same stuff as me and does stuff with me I can't do things alone.
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