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@Noirchick1 “Nah, calling it your job don’t make it right.” Cool Hand Luke

@RealisticPoetry Right words in the right order, about something worthy of breaking silence.

My very reasonable friend agrees that he should only be referred to as America’s shitstain. And the other one should be dropped about sixty-seven nautical miles from South Africa.

@GenTXer2 Emerson Lake and Palmer, Brain Salad Surgery. (cover art by Giger!)

@Noirchick1 Dark Victory

@Noirchick1 Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke

@goodreads The Sand Pebbles.

@goodreads 100 anniversary edition of Robert Frost’s Th”e Road, Not Taken and Other Poems.”

@goodreads SPQR by Mary Beard

In college I dated a girl named Marsha Francine deCourt. Everyone called her Marcy. She broke up with me when she heard me say I wanted to throw myself on the Marcy F. deCourt.

@Noirchick1 Tuesday Weld in The Cincinnati Kid.

@BBGreatMoments Boog, Earl, Brooks. Palmer. Cuellar.

@TheExtremeMusi1 The beat goes on and I’m so wrong…

Having a perfectly normal Thursday. Of course, normal has no actual meaning whatsoever.

@TheyCallMeMrYu Yogi, Dickey, Posada, Thurman. Ask me who my fave is, get a different answer, tho.

@BBGreatMoments Ron Swoboda

@nut_history Byron Buxton

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@JVMonte2 Carl Palmer

@FBGreatMoments Jim Marsalis.