Hey! Where's all my followers gone? 😁

@eve_bevan Sorry Eve ya wee belter.

@LauraD5011 ...I know. 😍

I'm basically just seeing females from Glasgow and the surrounding areas for a month or so to investigate their gaffs BBQ facilities for the upcoming summer. The best one wins me. ❤️

@dartmoorjohn2 Yeah bro.

@PapaBoab Bobo Baldy style.

@Inselaffe76 Typical Unionist. 😀 ...how much you reckon I'd get? I jest, got enough hassle at the moment, don't need to add to it.

@The_Fake_Robert Cut arm and leg but all good mate.

@McChicmce Nah, they've been sound with me for years. And I'm not a snitch. I'm sure there'll be an investigation though.

@McChicmce Cuts and bruises, could have been worse.

@GadgeGlancy Nah, they've been good to me over the years.

@werriskneebone Dunno yet, glass slipped off the crane. Maybe too much cutting oil? Fuck knows, it'll no doubt get investigated.

@ricozola Yeah, was bloody good mate.

@ambers196524 @JasonKingHQ

80 year old owner of the factory came up to me. "You seem a lot more chipper these days Hemi son" "Yeah, I'm quite enjoying living by myself, getting out more and meeting new people, mainly sluts off that interweb and" "Right Hemi" he interrupted and walked away shaking his head.