Ben Longlet 🇺🇸🌽🌱
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Fringe Acre Farmer LRSC- Precision AG Grad🌽🚜 Tweets reflect my personal opinions 🚀Harvest Profit Expert John Deere Employee
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At this point I don't even care if she has horses.
That's how single I am.
#datinglife
#single
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Hunters parked vehicles on our property in front of some tile pipe that I need access to.
Do I move their pickup with the excavator or the tile spear?
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If employees are required to get vaccinated to work then the unemployed should have to pass a drug test to receive unemployment.
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My nephew has a different attitude than me when it comes to stuck equipment.
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2020 spring planting conditions in North Dakota might look like this.
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Got a quote on a grain bin today.
Here is the comparison for the same thing built back in 2018. Same company and same options.
2018 bin quote - $49,882.46
2023 bin quote - $75,321.50
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Anyone know what the soil temps are? I couldn’t find my probe this morning.
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New to us planter and planter tractor this year.
I can’t believe we are only using 0.3 gallons/acre of fuel.
What’s everyone else use?
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If Aaron Rodgers was a farmer he would……
1- be 90 years old
2- in control of all the assets
3- have no written will
4- have a 60 year old son still sitting on the bench
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It’s 100° out and I Just finished up looking at some frost damage.
ND weather is stupid
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USDA on Monday- Only 22% of North Dakota corn is mature.
North Dakota- HAHA Let it snow 30+ inches and reach below freezing temps across the entire state!
USDA on Thursday- We are going raise the North Dakota corn yield projection by 1 BPA
Farmers:
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On X maps on car play is sweet.
Farmers, agronomists, and field reps need this.
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If there's enough interest I'm going to put together an online class on DIY drain tile.
I get questions on this topic all the time so I figured I would share my experience as a farmer installing our own tile.
Let me know if you would be interested.
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Why do so many farmers hate on the YouTube farmers?
They are advocating for our industry.
Millions of people with no ag background are learning about the hard working American Farmer.
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Scouting Onions.....I mean corn🥴
Gardner Township Gumbo is a dumpster fire. 105 degrees in this area right now.
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Planter skip in last years corn. Beans are twice the size.
Weird
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I've kept this secret for too long. Here's an easy way to wash jugs. Just buy a lawn sprinkler head and put it in the cone.
#innovation
#agtwiter
#rainbird
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I think planting will be delay in the Red River Valley this year
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The best gifts are the ones you buy yourself. First time shooting the Tavor TS-12
16 rounds of 12 gauge
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Pivot Bio probably want be sponsoring the NFR after all the universities published their data this week.
In agriculture it pays to be skeptical.
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Can confirm this was a mistake.
At this point I don't even care if she has horses.
That's how single I am.
#datinglife
#single
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So this picture is from more than 10 years ago.
Who copied who?????
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Dream team did 184 acres yesterday.
35,700 bushels in about 13 hours.
Finished harvest on our farm and only have a few custom harvest acres left.
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I received my first shot of the Russian Covid vaccine and wanted to let you know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
#joke
#satire
#takeiteasy
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Tried starting at 3:00 a.m. today when it was 0° out. Still can't keep an empty combine on top of the ground
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So the military is exempt from emissions regulations on Diesel engines?
They must not like breakdowns😂
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You need a 4 year degree to be successful.
What is the worst thing a teacher ever said to you without them even realizing it was terrible?
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North Dakota: majority of state has an early frost.
USDA: Let's increase the state yield by 2 bushels.
North Dakota:
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Very excited to get this finished and start using it everyday.
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Knee high by the 4th of July is a conspiracy started by the USDA to get farmers to post progress pictures of their corn on the same date every year.
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If I had a time machine I’d go back in time and kick the mice off of the Ark.
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Sometimes a simple excel analysis can really be powerful.
My dad built these to help make marketing decisions based on historical facts.
Here is a chart showing the month that the markets were the highest for the harvest contract.
Soybeans and Corn from 1978 to 2022
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First truck load delivered to the new Casselton Soybean crush plant and there is now a hole in the bottom of our semi from the probe.
That's a nice way to start things off....
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Spotted this yesterday. Would have loved to see a cold start on this in the -10F weather
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Dear politicians: please leave farmers and farming out of your political attack ads. The general population already doesn't know what I do for a living and your lies are not helping them understand.
#agtiwtter
#agvocate
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Had to buy a 2 5/8 inch impact socket today. The guy told me to have a good day. I can’t think of a scenario where using that size of socket leads to a good day😂
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Here’s what a pickup cost in 2003.
$34,717 window sticker price.
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This box of 24 carriage bolts cost $440
There's no reason they should cost more than 10% of that
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Should we plant corn tomorrow, spread, dig, plant beans, or combine?
This is the conversation I just had with dad.
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Ag land in cass county is so inflated.
45 bushel beans gross about $550/acre
5% return on $9000 land is $450
The numbers don’t work. Are land investors still trying to get 5%
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Dad didn’t want to do any tillage on the sunflowers so the stalks would hold snow.
His plan worked
There is now 4 feet of snow in those fields
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Only on North Dakota can you send someone a picture of your yield monitor and they have to ask if it’s beans or corn😂
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I think more research needs to be done on singulating soybeans. I have a 40k pop trial in this field and you can't even tell from the road.
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Tillables message
Hey farmers,
Don't worry, we didn't steal any of your data. We just blindly offered all of your landlords rent offers that are generated by an algorithm.
Please don't be mean on Twitter. We just want to help you
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Can someone tell me why my enlist beans are cupping?????
Bragging rights to whoever gets it right.
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This makes running an auger so much easier and safer! Dad used an Air cylinder and electric actuator to make this work.
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Last field of sunflowers going in. 🌻🌻
Only 18 days earlier than last year….
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So a week ago my fiancée was rear ended in the middle of the day on the highway while yielding for traffic.
The other driver had to be distracted as her brake lights and blinker were on.
Today we got a bill from the city for the fire department response to the scene.
I’m
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Dear Chicago Traders,
4 tenths might be enough to satisfy you but we are still dry.
Sincerely
North Dakota
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This is fun!
I think this will be staying in the rotation!
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First time moving the corn planter in 16 days.
May 9th was our first day planting corn and the 15th was the last day we planted corn in Cass County.
Going to try for 50 more acres tomorrow.
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I will start building the DIY drain tile course after I finish this last project. I will cover design, equipment, tips and tricks, and lots more. If you have specific questions drop them below!
There will be a small fee to participate in the course. Details will be released soon
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Think if you ordered all of your chemical from a company that does not allow returns on products and you only had 25% of your crop in the ground. This is why I like working with local retailers and not online stores.
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Going to be some crop damage in the valley after this rain. 3 inches overnight and it’s still raining.
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Insurance company - Your building policy doesn’t cover roof collapse.
Me- So what’s the point of insurance???
Why can’t a policy cover all types of damage??
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Do you know what’s worse than getting missed by a rain?
Not getting any hail.
Sorry but humor is how I cope with stress
#dumpsterfire2021
#drought2021
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Who wants to start a farmer owned precision ag software platform. No outside investors. Private and independent
1. Easy to use for farmer and consultant
2. App/mobile based. No need for desktop computer
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I got my Syngenta seed settlement payment today!
Total came to $79.81 😂
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Farming close enough to have chick-fil-a brought out to the field almost makes this land worth $10,000/acre
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Do you include your personal living expense in your farm breakeven calculations?
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It’s never easy losing a friend. I’ll always remembers this special dog. RIP Ginger
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Im working on a machinery cost calculator and here is what I have in place so far.
Let me know what I am missing and I will try to add it in.
The goal is to calculate yearly costs associated with equipment. Currently this is just using a fixed depreciation percentage but it
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Anyone interested in some type of peer group for precision ag and farm business management?
Is there something out there already?
A place to share ideas, make plans, and create accountability through peers.
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