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If anyone saw
@dog_rates
earlier post here is more of Bill that I needed more than anything
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SIMONE BILES IF YOU SEE THIS I KNOW SO MANY AMAZING DIVORCE LAWYERS IN HOUSTON PLS
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I think Noella is batshit crazy but we love a girly who doesn’t give a shit about heathers power and money
#RHOC
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WHEN HE STILL WONT CATCH ON THAT YOURE JUST TRYING TO GET ON BACHELOR IN PARADISE
#TheBachelor
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Having to venture into unhinged l*w Twitter to verify Westlaw is down
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Mans is lying and there’s whole attorneys congratulating him 😩😩😩
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@nhannahjones
@terrinwatson
@TravisDHughes
The worst part like I didn’t realize why he was randomly bringing in cheating and then I put it together he’s really that fucked up
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Why isn’t there a student discount
#helpmeimpoor
A timely reminder that we still have “i miss my dog” merch. Make sure everyone’s aware of your priorities when you go out:
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Wondering why everyone didn’t collectively take the opportunity to drag Ramona to hell
#RHONY
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I am once again asking what the hell anyone is doing in deep ellum after 8pm
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Omg mine too he also added “fuck Donald tr*mp and anyone who stands with him”
Biden won. What a day. As I was crying, my three year old son just walked up to me and said “after years of enabling fascism and supporting white supremacy, I really don’t have time for people championing compassion and civility as if this country is not a bastion of hate”
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So I live a block from Navy Pier in Chicago where insane fireworks go off and there’s different swat teams around just waiting and now my anxiety is thru the roof bc what would be a better terrorist attack in Chi on the 4th
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Graduated law school, passed the bar and became a lawyer ✨👩🏼⚖️
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I hereby declare my student loans are gone!!!!!!! Dissolved!!!!!! Disappeared into thin air!!!!!!
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Been overwhelmed with love and support these last few days and I can’t thank everyone enough. Went to Colorado and celebrated appropriately lol but I still can’t believe it... shoot your shot and believe in yourself even if no one else does
#1stgen
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I bought the iPhone 11 just to take these pics of her- 1 like and I’ll keep posting the other millions I have ❤️
#savethepitties
#AdoptDontShop
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I won my hearing!!! and it was with all women!!! and the judge was young and cute and nice!!! Seratonin flowing!!!
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S/o all the doctors and scientists and researchers and whoever else working day and night for this stuff you’re all phenomenal yes I’m crying
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Bar exam day 1 update:
- 10/10 do not recommend for anyone with ADD or a small bladder like myself
- very concerned with the amount of psychopath men that wore jeans
- a guy straight up brought 30 sharpened pencils for a laptop day (would love to see his closet)
- it fckng sucked
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I cannot take covid any longer I need to be at a dumbasss house party blacked out talking shit to someone playing flip cup now
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It is fucking astounding how few men I see saying ANYTHING about this
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Gotta love seeing a man upset he actually got punished
Former University of Wisconsin student sentenced to three years in prison for sexual assaults on three students, choking or stalking two others — prosecutors had sought 19 years
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Me as a family lawyer looking at all these “my forever!” posts
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I can’t stop laughing how is life real rn
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1 like and I’ll start responding to opposing counsels emails with just “No ❤️”
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Bar exam day 2 update:
- I put on Marvin’s Room right when I got in the car
- have 0 idea how I’m supposed to study for 12 essays tmrw when I just answered 200 multiple paragraph questions
- I need a dog ASAP
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Finding my friends on hinge and telling them this every time >>>>>
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I love that verse in the Bible where Jesus tells that one woman she’s a fucking bitch for trying to help the poor and homeless so they don’t have to resort to committing crime
Rep Yoho apologizing on House floor right now for nasty remarks to AOC. but says he can't apologize for his "passion, loving my God, my family or my country. "
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A waiter could literally spit in my face and I’d be like “no ya I get it” and leave 25%
Millennial culture is having Not Great service at a restaurant and still tipping 20% because we’re all just trying to survive out here
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It’s so wild loving my job and not having the Sunday scaries and being happy LOL it’s possible ppl don’t give up
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Shut the hell up
Naomi Osaka is definitely losing popularity! I think she’s just too fragile for this sport… too emotional when she’s losing!
#USOpen
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My mans got me a “vday eve” gift and 50 tulips (my favorite) on vday and Kendra Scott necklaces and a lulu gift card after getting my wisdom teeth out today and I just 😭 am in love
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I turned down a guy I shouldn’t have who went on love island that everyone loved and now he’s tik tok famous so I see him once a day and I think that’s my dating life summed up 💓
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Idk who needs to hear this but you is kind you is smart you is important
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I just accidentally heard 4 secs of a country song and now my day is fucked
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Can’t explain how much I miss these times and everything we had and all the championships and honking 😭 Ur big 3 could never
#GSG
#GraciasManu
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Today was my last first day of school (maybe) and law school forever and time really does fly. Always shoot your shot and believe in yourself even if you shouldn’t
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The way we went from 90 degrees to 40 in a couple of days I just know we’re gonna be without electricity freezing to death again this winter
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I spilled my entire 40 oz water bottle in my backpack with my laptop and it survived NOT TODAY SATAN
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Hinge just told me that I was a perfect match with a guy who says he’s looking for someone who loves chris brown as much as him 😭😭😭 someone is getting sued 😭😭😭
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I just feel like everyone who leans towards being an empath is quarantining and everyone who leans towards being a narcissistic psychopath is out right now
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It’s 2019 making a manipulative controlling abusive man the star of the show is notttttt the move
#bachelorette
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“Pitbulls are so aggressive” ok explain gentle lil mans using his lil baby teef then
#AdoptDontShop
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I finally forced myself to bear finishing the last 2 episodes of Bridgerton and it was impeccable and I’ll be rewatching it a million times until season 2 and looking at this
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Those who are supposed to shut up and dribble have done more good than Laura Ingraham is even capable of
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Bar results were supposed to be posted nov 1 me and my group text we’re just preparing each other for next week with support. Out of nowhere they dropped now but the website is crashed I want to DIEEEEE
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Me suddenly: the world is ending and everything is sad and I’m worthless
My period: IM HERE and bitch for the millionth time get a period app so we don’t have to go thru this every month
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I really went to trivia for like 3 hours and knew 0 answers so let’s get this law degree fam
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2 ppl I was in contact with a lot at office have covid plz say prayers or atheist prayers or witch voodoo whatever u do that I don’t get it
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My door dash driver fucked around for an entire hour driving all over Dallas and then outta nowhere said it was delivered and it wasn’t lmaoooo allan if ur reading this ur moms a hoe
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Therapy WITH insurance is usually around $70 which is almost $300 a month. 56% of Americans can’t afford a $500 unexpected expense. I don’t think people are afraid to ask for help, we just can’t afford it.
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This old woman told me my hair was beautiful before getting on the elevator with me and then proceeded to tell me two more times as she got closer to me and almost went to touch it and I did not wake up this morning thinking I would have to drop kick someone’s grandma
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I have lots of character flaws and I’ve decided to pick something every week that I need to work on, I’m tweeting them in case you do to 🖤 1. Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. Eph. 4:2
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I wish more people understood how many people go through all kinds of traumas as children/teenagers and take it into adulthood from divorce to sex abuse to developing anxiety/depression early on and how unprepared society has made them to cope/heal in a healthy way.
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And they arrest the guy trying to help ... how tf can anyone still support these psychopaths
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Today I found out I passed the MPRE and have a final interview in Chicago I don’t know how to handle this many W’s all I’ve been taking are L’s
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Me normally vs me on my ADD medication 😩
Y’all didn’t have to call me out like that. Hahahahaha 😂
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I love you so fucking much omg
$21.6K paid off the senior year for two undocumented students
$20K went to The Bloom Project
$10K went to the Black Futures Collective
$25K went to the Martinez Street Women's Center
$7,224 went to paying rent for people on Twitter
$14,336 went to Planned Parenthood
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Who is the greatest athlete of all time based on vibes only
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When you realize you should have just committed voter fraud and turned yourself in and then you wouldn’t have to be an attorney anymore, would get law school paid off, AND would have stacks left
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has offered up to $1 million of his own campaign funds for any whistleblowers or tipsters who come forward with evidence of voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election
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This is your reminder that your employer doesn’t care if you die today and will replace you by tomorrow, put yourself first always
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And it also doesn’t appear in the Bible.
The word abortion does not appear in the Constitution.
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To anyone nervous about law school starting Monday let me take you on a little ride to get your mind off the fear and help you remember it could always be worse lmao
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I was interviewing at old navy at age sixteen (16!!!okay!!!) I was SO nervous and the interviewer came up, shook my hand, and said “hi I’m Greg nice to meet you” and I deadass looked him in his eyes, shook his hand and said back “hi I’m Greg nice to meet you”
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A cop car came down my street saying some dumb shit on their car microphone and saw me looking confused walking alone - so they started doing the tik tok “don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious” at me thinking I would laugh but I’m just gonna go harder at defunding them now
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For the record
@SheaSerrano
has been saying like every day “fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him” since 2016 and he’s still doing amazing lol call. Them. Out.
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Please show this to ur republican friends/fam if they somehow try to make an argument that although he is satan he is doing things - bc he’s not
Hell of a thing to watch CNN's
@ddale8
fact-check the cascade of lies from Trump's speech.
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Soph pooped in a tr*mp supporters yard so I left it and that’s truly the least they deserve
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In case you didn’t know if you have Amazon prime and you download the Whole Foods app you get a million discounts
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