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there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?
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craving another passionate three week situationship that we both know isnt gonna go anywhere but leaves us longing for something we can’t describe but felt intensely
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there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?
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aunty wo butter knife hai
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My boy whose personality has already been swallowed up by his girlfriend has begun to hint that his lady might be on vacation in the same city we have an upcoming bachelor party in. Same weekend! What a coincidence!
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my favourite part of the day is when she takes an afternoon nap and asks me to wake her up on time shes like “aaryan can you please wake me up by 6” like of course i can i will re establish the mughal empire and leak franks new album and play point for the lakers if you ask me to
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anytime a major political situation happens in the indian subcontinent this video is always the best source for a breakdown of events
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i got high with this gujarati guy and he started watching tarak mehta im crying this is peak gujju behaviour
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hema malini u will start coughing in six days
VIDEO | "It is very surprising, and it feels strange that she was disqualified for being 100 gm overweight. It is important to keep the weight in check. It is a lesson for all of us. I wish she should lose that 100 gm quickly but she would not get an opportunity," says BJP leader
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going to the gym at this time will have you 21 years old with a 48 year old best friend like damn vishal ji kahan reh gaye aaj
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i love lying to uber drivers yesterday i was a divorcee today i am a part of haryana’s weightlifting team tomorrow who knows
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call me kafka the way i’m ruled by my existential loneliness and profound shame and my intense all consuming love for the world
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thinking about frank ocean’s moonlight screenplay book prologue once again
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i don’t know how many “6 mahine rukja meri body banne waali hai” i got left in me
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texting san francisco situationship back after a month saying idhar india mein once a month internet milta hai 😅
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this guy is wishing happy valentines day to his car on his ig story this is the most bitchless thing ive seen today
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uber is so shameless i literally changed countries they still want my 208 rupees from 3 years ago
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two bland as fuck people coming together to form the most boring annoying television couple ever
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borrowed their spotify for 3 days and now chammak chalo is their top song of the month
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restaurant waale bhi sochte honge 11 baje khulta hai yeh kutte ka bacha 11:10 pe aa jaata hai
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guy at the gym asked me if i smoked up i said yes thinking offer karega kehta “u have tattoos and piercings ofc u do” bhenchod stereotype karke chala gaya
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a cold crisp glass of diet coke with ice and half a lemon on a summer afternoon can do so much for u
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roommate’s parents were in town they dropped by to check out his room full family walked in on me rolling a joint 👍👍👍
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i cant believe this was an actual question on my calculus quiz kya chal raha hai bhai
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babe that’s honestly so new okhla industrial development authority of you
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mumma has found two of my vapes now and ive somehow convinced her these are perfumes so its been cool i lowkey feel bad yaar she’s so sweet and innocent
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zayn has faced everything all alone - racist comments, insults, bullying, for 9 years. 9 YEARS. AND NO ONE HAD EVER TAKEN A STAND FOR HIM. IF THAT ISN'T THE SADDEST THING EVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
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you are not on your slaughter gang shit you live in sector 9 panchkula near prachin shiv mandir
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My dear Aryan. Life is a strange ride. It’s great because it’s uncertain. It’s great cause it throws you curve balls, but god is kind. He gives only the toughest ones the toughest balls to play. You know you are chosen when amidst the chaos you can feel the pressure to hold you
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white people will believe anything my freshman roommate asked me if i’d used a microwave before coming to america brother mai india se hu 1822 se nahi
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we forgot that college was more than just getting high working out partying and gossip sessions now we’ve got work piled up and hum sab ki fatt rahi hai
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if she was a worm i’d love and cherish her for what she is and not try to change her but that’s just me
if she was a worm i would just turn her into a human but that's just me
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ITS?? A?? NORMAL?? HUMAN?? EXPERIENCE?? SHUT?? THE?? FUCK?? UP?? YOU?? FUCKING??FREAK??
HAVE?? U?? EVER?? TEXTED?? SOMEONE?? AND?? THEIR?? ENERGY?? MAKES?? U?? REGRET?? THE?? WHOLE?? CONVERSATION??
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@paritosh_bhide
imagine saying “teams could never solely focus their defense on him” has this man not seen how steph is guarded 😭😭 tell me one more player that gets doubled off the ball
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pls dont ask me to light cigarettes with a matchstick it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us
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neighbours called asking if we just got a dog
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buldak carbonara should be 6 calories and 30 grams of protein
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beer should be 50 percent alcohol and 4 calories and one hit of weed should immediately send u into psychosis
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this is that one reddit post about steph curry
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“the streets raised me” bhai tu chandigarh se hai are you talking about madhya marg
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ac milan next
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this tweet lowkey embarrassed me out of my eating disorder
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