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compilation of my art for easy access <3🧵
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can't wait for their dads to get their SHIT together so they can be sisters
#HelluvaBoss
#HelluvaBossLoona
#HelluvaBossOctavia
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this concept
@Murrielberries
has been writing lately is so cute, i had to make it a reality
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitz
#Stolas
#Stolitz
Stolas: I’ve come up with a knocking joke!
Blitz: *sighs* go ahead
S: ahem. Knock knock
B: who’s there
S: Blitz!
B: …. Blitz who?
S: actually the O is silent and he’s the most wonderful man I have ever met and he deserves your respect
B:
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S: are you crying?
B: fuck off
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i'm sure everything will be fine :))
(2/2)
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so i read Whiteout by
@Gizzwhizz
and it was so good i blacked out for three days and ended up with this art on my tablet.
link for the fic in the comments. PLEASE READ IT. SERIOUSLY.
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitz
#Stolas
#Stolitz
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who’s gonna put a ring on this man’s finger.
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it's ok everyone, he got his smooch
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[slams hands on the table] your honor, please accept my humble sapphic suggestion
#salliemayday
#HelluvaBoss
#salliemay
#VerosikaMayday
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i can never find blitzfizz art so I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT YOURE WELCOME
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitz
#Fizzarolli
#Blitzfizz
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im so sorry i can never just do a normal sketch
thank u
@autumnyte
for the prompt <3
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitz
#Stolas
#stolitznsfw
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haven't had the energy to do much art so i did a little sketch for the assassinate stolas au. these two might mean the world to me. whatever.
#HelluvaBoss
#Loona
#Blitz
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im so sorry i can never just do a normal sketch
thank u
@autumnyte
for the prompt <3
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitz
#Stolas
#stolitznsfw
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even when i'm having the worst day possible, there is comfort in knowing blitz is having a worse one. thank you for all you do, king
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CONGRATS ON 1.5K MOOSE!! 🥰🥰🥰 i'm so grateful to know you, your art inspires the HELL out of me, dude!!
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitz
#Stolas
#Stolitz
#mewsdtiys
My turn to do a DTIYS! Thank you all for 1.5k followers! It's a small milestone, but a milestone nonetheless. "Rules" below!
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guys… what if the reason we’re getting missions leading up to ghostfuckers is because this is the last time IMP will be on any missions…… because IMP is gonna be disbanded. and that’s why they’re pretending to be ghostbusters. because IMP can’t exist anymore.
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thinking about how blitz is standing in a wasteland of sludge (his shame) with faceless, screaming ghouls chasing him down
theyre the people he’s hurt over the years— the ones whose faces he didn’t bother to remember. they all blend together now, but the memories still haunt him
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here's the art by itself. SENDS A MILLION KISSES Y'ALL'S WAY
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@strwblitzy
i think of the end of ozzie’s too. feels like the opposite of a sex joke. it really shows the other side of sexual relationships and the damage they can cause if the participants are careless
blitzø in tears saying “i’m not fucking you tonight, stolas” breaks my heart every time
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wip!!
will probs do a sfw first page with an nsfw continuation :)
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@l3nnly
reminds me of that line from truth seekers
“blitz was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos or swears. that means it was serious”
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NEW BLITZ DEATH POSE JUST DROPPED
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i may have mental problems
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@DailyStolitzHB
i see blitz, black out, then wake up with twenty doodles saved on my computer. i do not have the answers you seek.
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I’M GONNA BE SICK THINKING ABOUT IT.
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@blitzpilled
its the way stolas is placed on a stairway to heaven but also a pedestal. its the way blitz runs away from the ghosts of his past to reach stolas. its the way the idea of being with stolas removes the sludge of his shame from clinging to his body. its the way he feels trapped. AA
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@42paintbrushes
i can only imagine losing his magic would be like losing a limb. it’s apart of him! who is he without it!! i am tearing at the walls of my containment rn charis
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@strwblitzy
“ah yes i think shows shouldnt expand to having plot, drama, character exploration/development, or complex themes if the first episode doesn’t spoonfeed me that those things are coming. i am very smart.”
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i’m thinking about the wrecking ball-shaped shadow on blitz’s forehead. im thinking about their promotional poster taped over a “condemned building” flyer (murder family). i’m thinking about “you look like someone who’d shoot up an office” (exes and oohs).
guys… what if the reason we’re getting missions leading up to ghostfuckers is because this is the last time IMP will be on any missions…… because IMP is gonna be disbanded. and that’s why they’re pretending to be ghostbusters. because IMP can’t exist anymore.
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moxxie then staples his resignation letter to blitz's big-ass forehead the end (joke)
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btw :)
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i’m in traffic. cant stop thinking about blitz.
i’m him. i’m also in love with him. i think about him and feel like i’m gonna turn into atoms. i want to grind him into paste. stuff him in a bottle and shake it. tuck him into bed and give him a kiss on the forehead. fuck
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gotta say... im not happy with all my art. theres only a few pieces i can look at and actually feel pride in my work.
BUT!!!! i AM proud that im DOING art. it was really hard to make stuff for a while so hopefully as i continue to create, i will have more art to feel proud of :)
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@blitzpilled
how he feels trapped because he has become attached to stolas and that’s terrifying. how he feels like even though he has grown feelings, it’s all in servitude to someon who just wants to use him. how he feels smothered and silenced and scared. how it all makes him want to scream
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@l3nnly
stolas says himself that people find him hot in episode 2, where is this new talking point coming from????
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@Murrielberries
Stolas’ first line on the call in ep 1 is “when isn’t it a bad time, Blitzy?” which tells me after they fucked, Stolas kept trying to see Blitz either by call or in the office, which probably prompted the button LMAO
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@sgpenpen
it drives me crazy because for stolas, this is his way of flirting. stolas doesnt know how to flirt, he’s learning as he goes. but its sooo condescending and he has NO CLUE.
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dude this is so fuckin good. the flow of the animation, the bounce, the snappiness of it. blitz’s expression becoming vulnerable when he places his head on stolas’ chest. stolas’ little reactions. absolutely stellar work
This was the whole product, but I didn't have the patience to finish it 😅.
I'm an animation student, and this was my first ''big'' personal project, so I got really caught up while learning along the way, and believe me, the toon boom file is a mess. But I learned a lot!
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FUCK ME.
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@fizzierolli
they go horseback riding together and fizz insists on sitting on the same horse as blitzø. he says it’s because he doesn’t know how to ride, and is worried about falling off, but its just an excuse to hold blitzø from behind.
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btw if we’re mutuals, i consider you my friend and you’re 100% allowed to dm me! i’m more talkative in servers, but i’ll always answer messages ❤️
i love making friends, ive met so many cool people since making this account, and id love to get closer to y’all!! :)
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i was thinking about this the other day too and youre SO right. he has to pay for the office space as well, and i cannot imagine he would be stingy with his employee's paychecks. blitz is deliberately living without so his daughter and m&m can live fulfilling lives.
This morning's Helluva Boss musings: why does Blitz seem so much poorer than his employees? 🧵
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@strwblitzy
the second i clicked on one of one of the pictures, i felt the atoms that make up me as a person disintegrate all at once. holy shit. how could u do this (affectionate)
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extreme example, but you know how when like, someone’s partner cheats, the pair break up, and then the cheater starts apologizing, all the person’s friends start coming together to prevent that person from taking back their shitty partner?
thats the role verosika is taking. (1)
@Ashes3622
I....I don't know what to think now 😭 I mean, the first two definitely were trying to dissuade, but then the last one?
I even thought, that was her way of trying to say it'd be better if he stepped back for *now* and then could later try again in the future
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blitz isn’t a selfish lover, he’s just not tender because that requires a level of vulnerability he can’t afford. “eat your birdpuss nice and rough” and all that.
stolas is into it too bc he’s a kinky freak. theyre both gonna explode when blitz finally shows tenderness
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i want to practice nsfw so i made a private account btw :) gonna use it to post whatever
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(late night blitz thoughts b/c he is my mental squish toy<3)
i know that everyone is sad about where stolitz are at in the show rn, but this is a good thing guys!!! it is SO crucial for everyone to recognize blitz is learning the lesson to his worst trait:
BREAKING BOUNDARIES🧵
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GUESS I’M GONNA HAVE TO DO IT 🏃💨
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@autumnyte
yes blitz cooked him pancakes and put a chicken leg on top. theyre also meat pancakes. gotta keep up with that owl diet
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@blitzpreg
stolitz mpreg is objectively so funny to me. like see this crusty middle aged man with ten different mental disorders? he’s submissive and breedable now. put a baby in him NOW
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@42paintbrushes
he’s had ENOUGH. he’s PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN. (he bitches to millie about it and comes back to work the next day)
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OH FUCK—
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btw im the person who left that comment a few days ago,
@Gizzwhizz
! i hope i captured your mental image somewhat accurately lol. im a bit rusty on ambitious pieces like this, but wanted to put my best foot forward as a thank you for writing such an awesome story <3 o7
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i’m microwaving him. i’m roasting him like a thanksgiving turkey. i’m exploding him with my mind. i’m running him over with my car. i hate him. i adore him. i adore him. i adore him.
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damn guys i’m picking out the ring but his hands are huge, is this a good size
who’s gonna put a ring on this man’s finger.
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so apparently my antartica doodle is getting shared to instagram and reddit now. i don't know how to feel about it just yet. at least they're giving credit...?
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my cat decided my lap is free real estate while i’m tryna sketch the absolute disrespect of it all
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someone please take him away from me
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SKYEN LITERALLY EXPRESSING IDEAS THAT I HAD PLANNED FOR FANFICTION
this is so validating. we're on the same wavelength and i'm SOOO excited about it
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@autisticblitz
NO BECAUSE IVE ANALYZED THAT EPISODE TO BITS. his kicked up hoof. the way he rummages through the car like a tiny gremlin. falling face first into the trunk. the way he can’t hold himself up immediately after being found and needs millie’s shoulder. we will have a summer wedding
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@Murrielberries
he’s so sad, wet, and pathetic <3333 they could never make me hate you blitzø buckzo
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THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. THEY CREATED THIS BUSINESS BITING AND SCRATCHING AND BLAZING BULLETS. i’m gonna throw up
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@Rhinobagel2
@sgpenpen
i think he was just trying to flirt. like calling someone “small and cute” or something. but obviously it comes across heavily condescending due to their power imbalance and all
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posted two pieces😳👀 reply if yall want the link! ill accept it with ur age is in bio :)
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that's why even though it hurts us (and him), leaving the party was the strongest, kindest, most respectful thing blitz could have done here. it shows INSANE character development on his part. he wants to change! he wants to be a better person! i'm so proud of him <3
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I have a lot of favorite parts of apology tour, but one of them is the very end when Blitz is, for the first time, really looking at the people whose lives he has affected.
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ALRIGHT I’LL DRAW A SMOOCH. THANK U EVERYONE
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@glitzdraws
i adore him so much you have no idea…. 🥺🥺🥺 this comic is so cute glitz thank u for my LIFE
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