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Yo, so
@callmekarizma
had his entire tour cancelled because he was outed as a predator who preys upon his underage fans.
He’s currently trying to get a house tour show set up.
Don’t let this happen.
RT this so any DIY promoters in your area knows NOT to book him.
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No need for an election.
Danny Devito has decided.
Don’t deny Danny.
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If you rob a fucking band on tour you deserve to eat nothing but shit for the rest of your life. Fuck Indiana.
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Jesus of Suburbia is just Bohemian Rhapsody for kids who wore studded belts and drank way too much Monster Energy.
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My dad is 65, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
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Would you rather get paid $9,000,000,000 right now or $.00000001898 in Spotify streams per month?
I’ll take Option B.
That’s what passive income is.
Find a way to make passive income, it’ll change your life.
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Real sentence I just heard uttered at the gig:
“Yeah, dude. When I found out Dave Matthews doesn’t know music theory I decided I didn’t even need to bother learning it either.”
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Klobuchar was a prosecutor from 1999-2007.
Over those 8 years the city of Minneapolis paid $4.8 MILLION in legal settlements regarding police brutality.
122 police misconduct incidents.
29 officer killings.
She didn’t criminally charge any of them.
Not. A. Single. One.
Klobuchar has a lot of nerve being at George Floyd’s funeral
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Who the fuck is going to fist fight me to “Year 3000” by the Jonas Brothers?
Serious inquiries only.
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Ronnie Radke is literally just the Dane Cook of alternative music.
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@JackAllTimeLow
Your relationship with Alex reminds me of Tom and Mark's relationship from Blink. Its awesome.
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It cost $50,000,000 to make The Emoji Movie.
BREAKING: G-7 countries have agreed to an immediate $20 million fund to help Amazon countries fight wildfires.
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$uicideBoy$ are just the Insane Clown Posse for kids who wear Supreme.
Send tweet.
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Quitting my job because Tom DeLonge is back in Blink and nothing else matters.
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The hardest picture in United States history.
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The guy who lives next door to me is currently in his backyard, listening to Limp Bizkit and literally just smashing a hammer against a piece of wood at 12:24 AM.
I wish I was making this up.
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You’ll never find a stranger group of people than a room full of adults waiting to watch Simple Plan
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Officer Yanez is a murderer and a coward. Today the system, as always, has failed.
#justiceforphilando
#blacklivesmatter
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Imagine having a literal baby and thinking “I’m making this fucker water ski”.
HE’S WATER SKIING AT SIX MONTHS OLD 😳 👏
(via caseyhumpherys, minditaggehumpherys/Instagram)
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I don't think anything could beat summer evenings in Minnesota.
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Some of you really never had a Three Days Grace song as your ringtone in 2007 and it shows.
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Remember that America fucking sucks. We are detaining children & ripping them from their families, the next Supreme Court pick could alter the state of our democracy for years to come, and Flint Michigan still has NO clean water.
Happy 4th tho.
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There are so many songs about being in love but there are so few songs about living on a prayer.
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What up!
Just here to tell you I’ll be traveling back in time to 2001 to join Sum 41.
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Minnesota State Troopers arrested a CNN reporter on live television quicker than the cops who murdered George Floyd.
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“What’s it like going on tour? I bet you get to see lots of cool places!”
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I went to high school with this kid and he used to show everyone videos of the aftermath of his laxative use.
So glad to see he’s doing such great things.
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Cops making 4/20 jokes will never be funny until they stop disproportionally arresting/charging/incarcerating people of color for petty possession.
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Remember.
The DNC has their heads shoved so far up their own asses that they would rather lose to Trump than cede power to the progressive movement behind Bernie.
They don’t care about you. They care about money.
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I don’t know why this kid I went to high school with is on Dr. Phil but I’ll never forget him showing me a video of the aftermath of his laxative use in the middle of class.
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I am way too young to be having an existential crisis every week yet here I am contemplating my place in the universe
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A glimmer of hope in very dark times.
Minnesota state Rep. Ilhan Omar has won a crowded Democratic primary to replace Rep. Keith Ellison in Congress
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My mom wanted me to take this picture.
Headrush is her favorite song.
Sunk is out now.
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You know what they say: It’s an Average-Looking Guy Summer.
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I somehow managed my way into a Flat Earth Facebook group when I was drunk and it’s ruining my life.
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The year is 2000.
You’re surrounded by tripp pants and white people with dreadlocks.
You can’t escape the overwhelming smell of monster energy and flaming hot Cheetos.
You’re at a Korn concert.
How long will you survive?
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Absolutely fucking wild.
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The smile is fake because it’s April 10th and still snowing.
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Never thought I would hear Unturned play in a Zumiez but here I am.
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Only 5 WBC members showed up and stayed for less than 10 minutes. Cowards. You are not welcome.
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Not to flex on the timeline but I took 18 credits this semester and put myself through hell and I’ll be walking out with all A’s and B’s for the first time in my life.
Party.
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Quarantined.
Playing Call Of Duty.
Listening to a 12 year old kid call a boomer a “little bitch” for supporting Trump.
Makes me believe the future is bright.
We’ll get through this.
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Crazy to me that there are people out there who are genuinely... in love?
Wild.
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Leave it to Minnesota to have the worst snow storm of the year an entire month after winter officially ended.
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When I was 12 years old my mom and I met Tom DeLonge before a Blink show in Minneapolis.
He asked me how old I was and when I told him he looked my mom dead in the eyes and said:
“I sincerely apologize for everything you’re about to hear me say on stage tonight”.
What are your favorite meeting-your-fave-band stories?????
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@RonnieRadke
Oh look the Dane Cook of alternative rock music is being a giant baby on the internet again
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Nobody named Brett deserves a seat on the Supreme Court. I can attest to this, seeing as my dad’s name is Brett and he is unequivocally unqualified.
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Me three weeks into tour in a gas station bathroom in the middle of Georgia after my fourth straight day of eating McDonalds and there’s no toilet paper left.
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Under socialism both of these Parker Toyne’s would be paid the same.
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Every day I find myself thinking “It’d be sick to live somewhere that’s not uninhabitable four months out of every year”.
But, I digress.
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To all the fucking morons who are out in the streets protesting “government overreach” and your rights being “stripped away” because you have to wear a fucking mask:
Your silence in instances of police literally murdering POC in broad daylight speaks volumes.
Minneapolis police kill Black people at a rate 13x higher than white people - a larger racial disparity than almost anywhere else in the nation.
#icantbreathe
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“Wow, that’s almost impossible.”
First of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
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James made a Craigslist ad with my number on it selling baby crocodiles.
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Storming capital = good
Stealing tv from Target = bad
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The 3 branches of government:
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“We may not be able to save the world, but you can be damn sure that we’ll avenge it.”
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Fuck you
@callmekarizma
Predator.
hey guys, so yesterday was a fucking whirlwind and i’m here to explain everything.
if you weren’t aware, upwards of 30 people who spoke out against c*llmek*rizma were served C&D (cease and desist) orders in an attempt to silence us from fighting back.
here is mine:
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Growing up is watching your favorite band turn to shit right in front of your eyes.
The second posthumous album from
@xxxtentacion
, 'Bad Vibes Forever,' will feature
@blink182
and more
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Crazy how there are so many songs about love but very few songs about cracking a cold one open with the boys
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@ChamathWarriors
@DavidSacks
Did you really just use “slack off” and “work multiple jobs” in the same sentence
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Aww, did your president contract a highly contagious and deadly disease that he routinely downplayed?
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Happy Tuesday.
This is my selfie. There are many others like it but this one is mine.
I’m drunk.
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Sadly, this is what my peak quarantine performance looks like.
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About to drive around and listen to Kacey Musgraves don’t text.
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Me when I got to my place in line for MCR tickets after hours of waiting just to see it’s sold out.
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Tiki Torches literally condemned White Supremacists/Neo-Nazi's before the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES did.
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Happy 4th of July, don't forget that America fucking sucks right now.
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I put out an acoustic EP.
I hope the internet enjoys it.
If not, cool, have a good day. My feelings won't be hurt or anything.
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In honor of seeing Angels and Airwaves for the first time I thought I’d share this photo of me and the King himself.
I was 12 years old and right before this photo was taken he apologized to my mom for profanities he was about to spew on stage.
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Never forget Mark Wahlberg very publicly stating he could’ve stopped 9/11.
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