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Editor-In-Chief & Publisher of APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL @APCON_MAG

Portland, OR
Joined February 2012
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JACOB EVERETT
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Stories, stanzas, sketches, 'ssays--submit!
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APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL
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ANNOUNCING: S-WORD ⚔️🔮 "Sin and sleaze sizzle under the sun while stargazers seek salvation in the night sky. Above it all–the sword." w/ guest editor @plasticbagger artwork by @rvoy__ deadline: March 16
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The underlying theme of Bar Rescue is Jon Taffer's quest for friendship. Almost every episode ends with him saying, "We started off on the wrong foot but we're friends now, right?" Then he goes to the next bar, seeking the same empty validation. He is the Last Man.
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@plasticbagger This calls for a beer
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Jon Taffer doesn't care if it's a gay bar or a "hip hop" bar, a dive bar for deviants or a gastropub for sophisticates--as long as the levels add up on Partender
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I could watch Smokey and the Bandit every day for the rest of my life, and maybe I will
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RT @spiritedcretin: "The tableaux vivants, while innovative, ultimately underscore the limitations of performative methodologies in address…
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Celebrating Philadelphia's victory with a rewatch of Blow Out
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RT @APCON_MAG: THE TONNERRE ENIGMA: A TREATISE ON THE ABORTED RECONSTRUCTION OF A LOST MASTERPIECE - from the pages of Sokal Nouveau "In t…
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Four espresso martinis got me walking like Michael Myers
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Oz is a show about rape, murder, betrayal, regret, and redemption, among other things, but because I watch it with my mom, it's a show about family
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On my fourth espresso martini of the night--I can see the Matrix code cascade
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Caveman tweet
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Dredd (2012) is so good when you don't have an action-movie nerd yammerin' in your ear that it's just a rip-off of The Raid
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My favorite publication is probably my small town's monthly newsletter. Upcoming events at the library and the adult community center, updates on construction of the new golf course and swim park, an item on increased waste-collection costs. I don't need to know anything else.
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RT @FarthestHeaven: After Sunstone A work of poetry by Dustin Cole (@amorphous_isle) Cover by @policefala Preorder available now (link…
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RT @plasticbagger: it’s time to put on the Game of Thrones ambient playlist and SUBMIT it’s an honor to be guest editor. thank you @APCON_
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RT @MorganSvensen: Here is a poem published on @APCON_MAG.
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RT @APCON_MAG: “INFINITY” - Morgan Svensen (@MorganSvensen) "Just one turn away So close To an infinity we’ll never"
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RT @damon_hubbs: I'm back in the hallowed halls @APCON_MAG with a new poem. Many thanks to @blauer_geist & crew for publishing this one…
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RT @ThraxMaximilian: “Remember when we lived through the apocalypse at Cabaloosa, the lavish robes of cocaine and the queen in her jubilati…
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