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chaotically bisexual / baby chemist / elder emo / straight up not having a good time / (sie/ihre)
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Can be interpreted as "I'm fine with just jackhammering an unenthusiastic participant for 2 minutes until I get off" 🙄
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Posting myself for national boyfriend day bc of the RN this weekend who was *insistent* I was a dude. (I look like this btw)
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@DilaudidQ
It's so weird to be that oral surgeons are dentists, not medical doctors. Like we want to make absolutely sure teeth never make their way into medicine.
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The Venn diagram of people who think the formula shortage isn't an issue because women can just breastfeed and the people who don't want to see women breastfeeding in public is a perfect circle
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Scrub pics in celebration of it almost being the weekend
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Went back in time a couple years for this week's Thirst Trap Thursday
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Happy Thirst Trap Thursday! Enjoy a drink and a snack 😜
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Overheard a couple pre-op nurses saying that if a patient needs something for their nerves before surgery they should just not have surgery
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My coworker *in the pharmacy* dropped and broke a vial of fentanyl. She said when she picked it up with her bare hands, she immediately got a headache from the fentanyl 🙄
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Does this outfit make me look 31?
(it's my birthday btw)
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@RNSuperHero
There's someone actively dying and she's worried about the fact that you're writing on a white board? I'm going to need this woman to take a look at her priorities
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I was in the OR shadowing today when the anesthesiologist drew up fentanyl. I regret to inform you all that I have passed on and am tweeting this from the grave 🪦
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Dating older men is weird because their Bumble profile will say they're not sure what they're looking for, but like, sir??? You're 40??? Why don't you know yet???
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Bad news: they ran an entire dose of KCentra without checking if it was attached to the patient first
Good news: the floor is in no danger of hemorrhaging
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My latest top 3
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
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I know my mirror and my room are dirty, but let's focus on that ass for a minute 🍑
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Is this thirst-inducing enough for a Thirst Trap Thursday post?
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What if I told you this is what I look like 90% of the time?
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Yes this job is draining my very soul, but aren't I adorable?
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People in their early 20s act like your life ends at 30, but I literally just keep getting hotter
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It was brought to my attention that it's the last
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@adhdjesse
When things are chaotic and everyone else is stressing, I'm at my calmest and most efficient because the work environment matches my brain
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I survived Rocklahoma 2023 without any weird tan lines
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@fuzzymittens
Oh great. Now we need to worry about people putting Lake Superior in kids' Halloween candy too. When does it end?
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I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me
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Told Gym Bro Pharmacist he lost his title as prettiest dude in the pharmacy 😂😂😂
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Wanna see more of me? You can get this photo as a sticker and put me wherever you want 😉
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@clairezagorski
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She thought ambulatory surgery meant emergency surgery bc ambulatory=ambulance
That girl from my lab that I've been complaining about? She wrote a paper on fentanyl for her med chem class and I got to read it today. You guys, I think I had a stroke.
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