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Please don't make plans with me. Imagine, 25 year old saying "mummy ne mana kar diya" ACHA NAHI LAGEGA
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Just saying "this too shall pass" isn't enough, I want to know the specific date, time and second it will finally pass.
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Kapil Sharma has lasted for so long because a huge chunk of our society is into that kind of humor that revolves around vulgarity, body shaming and insults. Nothing new.
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It's been 6 years that i have left home for academics and each time I come home, i see a change. I see the additional wrinkles on my father's face, the white hair, the hand movements are not that firm anymore, but his stories always start with 'when i was small..' the man is same
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So there's this boy I cross everyday during my walk, and we cross each other 8 times because that's the no. Of times I cover the ground, SO we never talk, but yesterday I was 20 minutes late and he puts his hand up and taps on his watch telling me how I was late and i- 😂♥️
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@RaviAhuja20
@realDonaldTrump
I FEEL SAD ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
LIKE SERIOUSLY.
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I WANT NETFLIX TO MAKE MOVIES FOR 20+ PEOPLE NOW. SHOW US REALITY. STOP GIVING US HIGH-SCHOOL BS PLEAAAAASSSEEEEEEEE.
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People wake up early and think they did something. Chaata marungi itti zor se
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EVERYBAAADY STOP SCROLLING AND LOOK 🤌❤️
My friend a painting me a Van Gogh 🧿🎈 *tears fall on the phone screen*
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Fleabag taught me that my thought process isn't that unique and that it's okay to have dirty thoughts ALL THE TIME and I think it's beautiful 🤌
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I wait for salary day and then on the salary day I wait for next month's salary day.
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@baniyaboi
@monicas_7777
Your whole feed is just you rt-ing pictures of girls. Sir, find better idols.
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You add MADARCHOD to a sentence and it automatically becomes a Fact.
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You join twitter and this guy
@unkonfined
doesn't follow you, you're not good enough. Kbye
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I might seem to be contradicting myself but man has seen struggle. However, he can resent being disrespectful in such ways.
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I don't want to do anything. I have no goals. I have no aims. I will live an average life. Thankyou very much. I
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Like poo would say
"Am I looking PHAT?
Pretty hot and temptinnnnnngggggg"
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Your gurl presented a badass paper in the student seminar and collected aplauds like Twitter's validations, and also got her poetry published in the college magazine. We alive. We alive.
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I want to excel in my current job but also want to be good at something really crazy, and learn pottery, and become a plant mom, become a belly dancer, follow skincare routines, travel the world, be chirpy in the morning, refurbish furnitures and the list is endless.
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Imagine if one day earth was like "hattt...mereko nahi ghoomna"
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Only for morning twitter, where there is no one because only sad and people with dogs are awake at this hour.
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So my college says "those students who don't want to give the exams can skip the exams, we understand your concern regarding corona and authorities will take various measures to give appropriate passing marks, according to the records and past performances.
Lavde.
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The man still organises his papers eventho he has them in soft copy, would still get a photostat of a document right after he gets it in his hands, he always ask you to keep money in all you pockets to avoid any complications, would read gita shlokas every 10 minutes.
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My results are out and I am officially a Master in Eng lit. Idk what to feel about this, this doesn't feel like a W.
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Na koi twitter crush hai, na koi flirt karta hai, na koi cute dm bhejta hai, na koi umang hai, na koi Tarang hai, zindagi hai kyaaa, ek kati patang hai 🥺🥺
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We alway ignore it all, he told us one day that he has signes up for organs donation form and all of us freaked out because we all were so moved and proud and scared at the same time. But the amount of love he has for others surpasses all. You can't stop him. But can love him ♥️
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The man keeps on reminding me that he loves me unconditionally. That when i was small i liked wearing a bindi and the white frock he bought me, that i used to pronounce every word clearly and he knew I will become a speaker one day, to always choose the right path no matter what.
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WoULd yOu LikE tO sHaRE tHe JokE wItH tHe wHoLe cLasS???
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The man is catching up in the game of time. And i cannot get enough ♥️ The more i spend time with him, the more it makes me scared and think of things i dont want to. He keeps on telling me my brother that THE DAY WILL COME CHILDREN, and tells us where the papers are kept.
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Fk romantic dates, let's go on a date where we critically analyse tiktok videos together, with some fries and coke.
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If you can't eat one momo - in one go, you're weak. YOU'RE WEAK.
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My neighbour just shouted "Kya karu mein shirt mein button laga ke the world is ending" FELTED
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Repeat after me GETTING👏YOURSELF 👏 BLOCKED👏 BY 👏PRATEEK 👏KUHAD 👏IS👏 NOT 👏CONSIDERED 👏COOL
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I am going to be teaching 10 students economics and business studies and accounts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 while also taking my own masters classes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i am dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@boredxaf
But did you wear an oversized coat with another coat and another coat and another coat??
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I can't stop thinking about how Shweta must be so traumatized right now, and her friendship with that boy must be at stake and that boy's relationship with his ex must've gotten even more awkward and Radhika is just a person who got tea.
I am Radhika.
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My mom trying to make me feel excited to eat loki and tori, "khaake toh dekh"
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@hoegenes
Vijay legit said "no, how can you say that ..." And then had no statements to support his answer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I wish humanity was a religion, and that people were blind followers of humanity. I wish.
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Never ever fake your music playlist/favourite movies/books to be attractive to someone.
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To be insulted by Chetan Bhagat is a new low for Kunal kamra ngl 😂
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Type "I once made out in ...." And let your keypad complete it for you
Example: I once made out in the meow meow meow meow meow 😂😂
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My dog came to my room, all excited and all. Then he saw me packing. His excitement vanished, he looked at my bag then back at me, then at my bag and then back at me. And then sat down all sad and not at all excited. I hate leaving.
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P L E A S E
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If you ever flirt with me, i wont flirt back, because i won't know, i am dumb. Thanks.
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MOMOS
HAKKA NOODLES
BURGER
CHEESE BURST PIZZA
BUTTER MAGGI
OMLETTE
EGG CURRY
FRIES FRIES FRIES
HONEY CHILLIE POTATO
RED VELVET CAKE
CHOCO LAVA CAKE
CARAMEL PUDDING
LASAGNA
BUTTER PAAV BHAAJI
RAJMA CHAWAL
ITALIAN
LETTUCE, AVOCADO AND MANGO SALAD
THUPKA
WHITE SAUCE PASTA
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