Brendan Smith
@blacksab67
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Host of the BrandoCast, and Co-host of @rocktailsradio with @ahmetzappa.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2012
I have a guerilla army of elite fighters committed to one simple truth: You can have a sandwich for lunch, dinner, and breakfast. Even all three in the same day. See you on the battlefield...
Our army will be mighty. A sandwich is a lunch item. Not dinner.
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Just once... I'd love to see a winning athlete say, "This was a team effort... we put in the work... but most of all... hail Satan."
Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.
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Really hard living in a world where I'm, like, "Fuckin' A right, Liz Cheney! You tell that fucking asshole!"
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Literally every single Kennedy Center Honors show moving forward will start with the Village People doing "YMCA."
Coming soon to The Kennedy Center by special engagement the incomparable vocal talents of Lara Trump with special guests Kid Rock ,Scott Baio,Snoop Dogg and more. Dramatic readings by Kevin Sorbo AKA Hercules . MC will be DJ Trump. I bet he can be encouraged to dance a bit! Big Macs available in the lobby. You'll have a super patriot time. @kencen
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"But she had a weird laugh."
The US Senate confirms Project 2025 architect Russell Vought to lead the White House budget office.
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You could've written "terrifying," "dangerous," or "the greatest national security threat of all time" instead of "ironic," but... you do you.
It’s ironic that Trump finds himself unable to control Musk, as Musk is doing to Trump what Trump did to the Republican Party. Trump gained control of the GOP by pushing the outer limits of what behavior the GOP would tolerate. Trump’s grip on the MAGA base eventually made it impossible for the establishment to rein him in. Musk has a similar psychic hold over his massive fan base, which gives him significant leverage over Trump. Trump also knows that Musk is willing to out-crazy him.
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RT @GregTSargent: In December, NYT revealed that Elon Musk and SpaceX were failing to meet govt reporting protocol designed to protect stat…
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RT @HackingButLegal: 🚨 NEW: I regret to inform the public the individual blocking @RepMaxineWaters @MaxwellFrostFL et. al lawful entrance t…
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RT @BenjySarlin: Political quantum mechanics posits that a 25 year old is both a delicate child who must be protected from their own views…
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RT @Whatapityonyou: Democrats we need you all to please do something besides getting turned away by guards.
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