Barefoot Cuntessa (BlueSky @BarefootCuntessa)💙
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I'm a REAL NYC/Hamptons Housewife. I don't believe I'm perfect but I do believe I'm humble & my pussy is magic. Notoriously Questionable Takes! Lisa Rinna stan!
Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2016
Everyone can just stop guessing. 1) I’m not confirming anything. I won’t be the one🤐. 2) IF it comes out & I’m sure it will at this point, I’ve screenshot 4 tweets who guessed it correctly & I’ll post them when it’s out. Just to prove I don’t lie & my tea is real! #RHONY 🫣
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I’m just sooooo happy for her. Dream can come true. Also blessed those kids who lost their Mom so young and now the have Tinsley. #RHONY
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Sister Mary of God Cosby has spoken!!! Clearly and concisely. She just laid out our Season 5 and I LIVE!!! It’s going to be a winner! Bookmark this tweet! We are waiting with baited breath ❄️🥶 #RHOSLC .#RHOSLCFinale .
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ICONIC!!!! Not only did she double down on calling Tamra trash. She politely, calmly and nicely laid out all the reasons why she is and why you should think she’s trash too 😂😂😂😂. Just like that I’ve become a Jennifer fan 🙌🏾.#RHOC
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A young Jersey girl Camille pre-Kelsey and coins. That accent is long gone. Dorit is looking at you like girl you called me fake?! 😂🤣.#RHOBH
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I think it’s safe to say we are ALL team Kiki on this one! Lisa is a feckless brat! There’s nothing I can say worse than how she’s acting right now! #RHOM
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Now THIS is what we wanna see!!!! GLAMOUR! CAMP! CVNTY! She is the blueprint and the only one still slaying on #RHOBH
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Lauren from Utah has bullied this girl for years. Had the Tom stuff not happened y’all would be calling her iconic.#PumpRules
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Listen I don’t f*ck w/ her BUT I’m not a hater. Marlo getting the Hermès Faubourg Birkin 20 So Black Matte Alligator Black Hardware is EVERYTHING! VIP clients only. Looks like from the boutique which is huge! Retail under 100k BUT grey market 280-300k! I stan Hermès #RHOA Brava👏🏾
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Season 5. Make Sister Mary full time so she can film w/ Monica. Bring on another friend of Monica. Any person under contract who refuses to film w/ her should be fired. Then let the girls go at it! U b*tches wanna be bored complaining abt Reboot reboot or entertained? #RHOSLC
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This a word honey! Tell it @thecarlosking_ 👏🏾.Shout out Heather Gay, Phaedra Parks etc…. 😏.#RHOSLCReunion .#RHOSLC.#RHOA
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She literally knew the assignment and give everything she had. I have no idea why she’s wasn’t well received. It’s as if y’all hate good TV. #RHOC
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OMG Teresa cares more about THEIR CHILD than they do! It’s so sad 😞 #RHONJ Didn’t Fuda get her hooked on Meth???!
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That laugh is so disrespectful! She wants Dorit to understand her culture but laughs when Dorit brings up hers. I’m telling you it’s reeks of antisemitism!!! #RHOBH
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Make Housewives Great Again!!!
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I know you girls don’t like them but I’m sorry they ate TF outta this. #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
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During the 2016 election Lisa Hochstein was out & proud MAGA spouting off about “Sh*thole countries and the ppl coming here illegally & she did it right etc” THIS is who I know. It’s not Lenny. It’s her upset & for a moment revealing her real self #RHOM
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I’m so glad Teresa finally activated and started watching the show. So where is the lie? They shouldn’t be invited. #RHONJ
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It’s been 13 seasons of Teresa saying the wrong words, sayings etc… and Margret knows that. She’s just trying to start sh*t and make Teresa look bad. Unfortunately the takedown season they thought it was it’s becoming the Gorga exposure season. You’re next Marge Jr. #RHONJ
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This girl is known for going around NYC & Paris interviewing random ppl about their style. I wonder if she knew she was talking to Kyle? She never mentioned it in her post. I mean not everyone watches Bravo 😂.#RHOBH
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The way my sis walked out of there you could she went through it!!!! 😂 Imma stick beside her tho. #RHONJ.
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Katie was homeless with 3 kids and eventually lost custody but ended up getting them back. Instead of exploring her story these chicken heads are gaining up on her and just won’t shut up. #RHOC #RHOCreunion
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Didn’t Teresa invite this chick to a bridesmaid and she said no? So STFU with that. I think Melissa turned her down bc it’s helps her victim narrative. #RHONJ
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Joe Gorga is complete trash and I cannot believe people support this miniature caveman. #RHONJ .
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Andy Cohen & Jenna Lyons is having breakfast right now next to me in the Hamptons!!!!! Can’t get a pic. I’m listening tho!!! She has her dog in her lap. Sitting outside. #RHONY If someone else post a pic remember you heard it here first #ILiveHere 💁🏽♀️.
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You wanna paint her as just crazy but Sister Mary of God just kicked knowledge!!! I’ve heard that before too and Heather just confirmed it so f*ck what Lisa and her 1 Black Mormon friend has to say. 💁🏽♀️ #RHOSLCReunion .#RHOSLC
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Unfollow me right TF now bc im about to stan this Bish!!! She is scalping Lauren from Utah every f’ing scene!!! 😂😂👏🏾😂 #PumpRules #Scandoval
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“I ain’t your soldier” was the best line of the night! It truly encapsulated the essence of the friendship dynamic between the Crypt Keeper & the Horsemen. Skeletor is their leader & they all fall in line. EXCEPT Fessler! I stan her for standing up to that vile woman #RHONJ
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The origin story of a trash box from the gutter with dreams of stardom. #RHONJ Love to see it!
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Well can I be "manufactured friends" like Tre & Jen on vacation with the families in Turkey? Much better then the "real friends" who are in Jersey now sitting at home still talking about Teresa 😂 #RHONJ
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I must say I was wondering why on earth did they pick her. Well I’ll be damned if sis isn’t clocked in and ready to work!!! She’s killing it!!! #RHONYLegacy #RHONY #RHUGT #RHUGT4
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THANK YOU ANDY!!!! Like seriously! The hypocrisy with this cast. It’s all community peen and puss! #PumpRules #pumprulesreunion #VPR
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Oh God now we gotta see this MAGA Douche on our TVs again 🙄. Where was Ryan on January 6th? 👀👀👀 #RHOC
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LISA BARLOW is a f*cking liar!!! She knows damn well the Mormon Church didn’t allow BLACK FOLKS to join the Church until 1978!!!!! That’s been since she, Mary and myself been alive! Like girl stop! That prior exclusion is the definition of racism! .#RHOSLC .#RHOSLCReunion
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“Scared” “Afraid” “Dangerous” mixed with WW tears 😏. Karen 101. Especially when used talking about SOME ppl who look a little different. Chile…. and when Dorit said “attacked” yall bout lost your minds. Where’s that energy? 👀🤷🏾♀️😏 .#RHOSLCReunion .#RHOSLC .👏🏾 @thecarlosking_
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I’m not sure what her goals are but she should work in special education, autism or something to do in that field because she just great w/ her brother and the other little Nicholas. What a pure heart from such a lovely young girl. #RHONJ
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@Bethenny Ok so let’s play smart. Was that a toxic environment for her mother in law? Did it almost/eventually kill her? Do you think possibly being a biracial woman entering that family she could have experienced some of the same thing? It’s a false equivalency comparing you to her.
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Whitney will be 56 yrs old this year. The Peter Pan thing is gross to me. Also the narrative of when is he gonna meet a girl and start a family is so cringe. How exactly is he a catch? It’s giving 🚩🚩🚩🚩for me. A man that age is set in his ways & that’s not good. #SouthernCharm
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Chile… my short king JT done climbed his little a** up on the chair to get all smoke 😂👏🏾. I love that guy!!! He should be the first male Housewife 💁🏽♀️ #SouthernCharm
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She can feel however she’s wants but imma need the fans to watch VPR starting Season 1 episode 1 bc it seems you mofos don’t have any idea who Tequila Katie is/was. Schwartz is far from innocent but Katie is also far from this little damsel in distress. #WWHL #PumpRules
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Sending all the love to @TeddiMellencamp ❤️ Girlfriend wishing you a speedy recovery and to be done with this chapter in the New Year! 🙏🏾
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Janet acts like she’s the first b!tch on Earth to ever be pregnant. Clock her Kristen! #TheValley
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IDGAF what y’all think about Raquel but I am LIVING for this moment. Bout time someone got Lauren from Utah together! #PumpRules #Scandavol
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In 2023 any woman opening her legs to this type of guys needs therapy and a Full Panel STD/STI Test.🥴 #Bravocon #WinterHouse
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YOUUUUUU B!tch!!! That’s the sh!t you do. You admitted you did it at your house to gang up on Louie! See this is why I can’t fvcking stand that side. Hypocrites. #RHONJ
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Are y’all ready to have the conversation that Lisa Rinna was right all along 🤷🏾♀️ #RHOBH
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I will never get over this. The audacity of this heffa letting that come out of her mouth whilst shitting under her actually white privileged husband is beyond me. #RHOP #RHOPReunion
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Although I’ve been a little busy with others I just wanted to say Denise looked f’ing GORGEOUS last night. She’s a disaster and all but the face is undeniable!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 #RHOBH
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I said it before and I’ll say it again. LaLa and James don’t have a fvcking leg to stand on. They should both fall back. #pumprulesreunion #PUMPRULES
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This is a Janet hate safe zone. If you wanna drag that b!tch then come sit next to me 💁🏽♀️.#TheValley
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It’s been FOUR FCKIN MINUTES and they’re already talking about TERESA!!! How do yall think she can lead a franchise???? #RHONJ
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Chanel Ayan is untouchable. Sis has star power that you can’t fake. I love seeing her win!!! #AyanBeauty #RHODubai @chanelayan well done 🙌🏾🔥🙌🏾🔥
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Ok so I’ve seen 3 different post about this pic. Why are y’all so triggered? When it’s a gathering of all black folks are y’all keeping the same energy when no white ppl are invited? EVERY SINGLE THING isn’t racist. It’s embarrassing. People need to get offline & meet ppl IRL. 🤦🏾♀️
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WHAAAT??? B*tch since when?! You threw your legs up so fast for that married Jabba the Hutt. He had a whole wife and kids at home whilst u were sucking for a Range Rover 😏 #PumpRules #Scandovol
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No other Housewife would’ve owned it that quick. She completely took the power away from Marge and made her look like the scumbag she is. Jennifer Aydin is the truth! These other liars MARGE, DELORES and MELISSA would never and that’s why I don’t really f*ck with them #RHONJ
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Jon Fugazi 🤣😂. Also being drug a dealer selling poison to the community is much worst than fraud you flabby man cvnt! #RHONJ
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Giving what Mary said in the pt 2 of the reunion & Lisa Barlow’s reaction is all becoming very clear. I see you girls. I completely understand now. I’m good on you b*tches✌🏾 .#RHOSLC .#RHOSLCReunion
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First of all Venita looks gorgeous tonight. That damn right sis! Taylor busted it wide open for Austen! I know a heaux when I see one. They’re both disgusting. #SouthernCharm .#SouthernCharmReunion
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This big a** b*tch talking about she cried herself to sleep?!?! Here we go!!! This is another lame performance for her twitter race warriors. #RHOBH
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At this point it’s f’ing weird. WTF is the problem Danielle?! Let them live their lives. #SummerHouse
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This makes me so happy!!! Thelma & Louise back together again!!! Real life friends ❤️ #RHOBH #lisaRinna #erikajayne
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I don’t need this. You fvckin hypocrites drag Gia to the depths of hells and she’s Teresa’s CHILD. Yet you infantilize Margret’s son like a line was crossed 🙄. He’s a grown azz MAN so he’s fair game. You know, like Gia 💁🏽♀️.#RHONJ
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Here we go! Rayna’s moment 🙄😑 #Belowdeck #belowdeckreunion B*tch you were every stereotype because you acted like a spoiled brat all season.
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Girl…. It’s so cringe. Maybe because I live in Manhattan worked and attended REAL fashions shows I don’t understand this “fashion show”. #RHONJ
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WOW!!!!! Oh b!tch you look GOODT!!!! @JenniferAydin🔥🔥🔥🔥 The haters will take about how you got there but who cares bc you are SNATCHED now!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.#RHONJ
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Waaaaait…. Girl not getting plunged on National TV!!! Married or not its not cute. #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard #SummerHouseMV
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I LOVE this!!! Foster adoption is such a beautiful thing and I’m glad she using her platform to spotlight it. #RHOC
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Just a friendly reminder it’s wasn’t a secret Carl was doing coke all over NYC. He literally said it himself on National TV. Not defending Kyle but let’s loosen up the Pearl clutching. #SummerHouse #WWHL
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I think when telling the story Rayna needs to also say Heather was repeating the lyrics of a song that she was also singing. She’s making it out like Heather is some racist saying that word out of the blue and that’s also F’ed up. #BelowDeck
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Justice for Jules! Sis needs another chance. She literally laid it all out in front of cameras. She was so honest, raw and real. Everything ppl claim they want in a HW. #RHONY
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That’s right sis!!! Call the bloated face b!tch out! You had a GUN to you head worried about your children while hers say she’s an absentee sh!tty mom who 5th grader was on crack. Disgraceful! #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion
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Chanel Ayan’s foot placed firmly on Margret’s neck and I am here for it!!!! Read her sis! @chanelayan 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.BTW - the backstory is Marge got slick w/the mouth with Ayan at Teresa wedding asking her why was she there. 😒 Is Marge friends w/ Blk HWs? 👀.#RHONJ #RHODubai #TwoTs
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