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Bernie Ding Dong Monster

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

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@thelittlenomnom @JebraFaushay The capital D in doggy style
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@BrandonScargo @nopenotamused Is that an ancient Chinese saying, or just stolen like everything else?
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@nopenotamused I smell blue cheese
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@Huaweiisthebes1 @nopenotamused Me no speaka stupidese
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@nopenotamused @dcs914 Melamine milk effect. It’s not neural plasticity in China. It’s plastic neural.
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@UP14055 @yaling_jiang He once showed a photo of the stairway to his walk up apartment. It’s practically a slum.
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@2022_Lockdown Disneyland has got better parades and the people don’t smell like garlic all the time.
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@GuardianHk @Bob_B_1980 You woke up in the morning and imagined you’re qualified to lecture others? What have you achieved in your life? Wtf do you know besides the ABC math? 1.4 billion dumb people. What’s the ratio on that?
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@Schlapenpickle @Littlerize @HeroBlackKnight @_Haigokuc_9 @anti_commie32 Don’t play with the animals. They’re wild and not domesticated
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@nopenotamused Da OG Pimp Daddy!
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@shimizu_weine Japan too. There is no other option. Being nice failed miserably.
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@Littlerize Now that is how you handle a situation! China number wan!
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@Huaweiisthebes1 @nopenotamused Smell like you? No thanks.
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@thelittlenomnom @MichaelPSenger @nikki_miumiu I’ve been moving money out of Singapore banks over the past week. All of are overweight China. Especially debt. The insured funds here is only 70kSGD per person per bank. People always assume banks are safe. Times like these. You’re better off with suitcases of cash.
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@nopenotamused If China doesn’t cheat. They’ll be scoring like the Pakistanis.
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@Martinezspeaks @GundamNorthrop Should had been liquidated long ago
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@Jojo99275148 I hope the 1 trillion is not held in unhedged long dated bonds. 😂
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@cn_nazi Amen
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@KayLiRyn1 @billybragg Apparently that definition is outdated. It’s complicated.
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@nopenotamused Make a wumao smarter? Impossible. Melamine milk effect. ~ Bernie, circa 2020
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