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Absolute madness, . I’ve worked 40 hours a week since I was 16 sometimes 60 hours with overtime, I still play football 2 times a week and go the gym 5 times a week at the age of 35. These footballers make me laugh. Life of luxury.
🚨 Van Dijk: “In England we believe the schedules are too busy. The players are getting paid well but it should never come at the cost of our health”. “We keep having to play more and more games. We as players should start saying something about it, contribute to a solution”.
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Possibly the worst shout on here just to be different. The man was a machine
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Anthony Gordon is getting a bit above his station isn’t he, one goal against Sheffield United has gone to his head.
If you couldn’t find her anymore dislikable, here’s Megan Rapinoe playing her own entrance music out loud….
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Imagine thinking Ben White is intimidating. The lad wears fake tan, ear rings and hot pants.
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Why did you not give way to the oncoming traffic? The sign clearly says you should give way but you didn’t. Little rat.
🚨 Phone use = 6 pts + £200.Hey @AmazonUK, can you confirm you actually check the hire&reward commercial insurance for your Flex drivers? Your website is unclear:.
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He’s left out Branthwaite who’s played 90 minutes regularly for Everton all season whilst including -. Stones - who’s played 90 minutes in the premier league once since April. Geuhi - who’s played just 90mins of footy since Feb. Shaw - last played in Feb. Your own fault Gareth.
"Physically the team is not perfect" 💬. England boss Gareth Southgate says the fitness issues of some players has had an impact on results 🏴
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Some goal that.
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They've spent £220m on Diaz, Nunez, Jota and Gakpo in the last two years 🤣🤣🤣.
Jurgen Klopp insists Liverpool will not start 'splashing the cash' after signing Cody Gakpo 📝.
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Sound lad 👍
Culture is all wrong. Training in diamond earrings and leggings. Won’t win a sausage! 🏴 . Too many weak, disingenuous men in positions of leadership. More arsed about looking like the rapper Drake than the great Bobby Moore. 👍🥷👑.
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Body like a bookies pen.
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Me ordering me tea in Malaga after a few Cruzcampos.
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Just had to block that Irish bird who looks like a space raider. Proper little beg.
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Got no problem with people drinking Guinness until they start chatting about splitting the G . Just fucking drink your drink you absolute pillock.
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3 quarters of a billion in debt and no punishment because it’s deemed ‘sustainable’ yet Everton given a 6 point deduction for a £20m overspend . Make it make sense.
🔴 Manchester United have released their quarterly financial results with debt up to £773.3m and revenue increasing to £225.8m 👇
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He’s a joke Klopp you know. Everton have just played 3 games in 6 days and are due to play Luton Town away on a Friday night. You dont hear Dyche moaning, you dont hear our players moaning but klopp and his bigger squad are crying like babies cos they need to play earlier 😂😂.
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Mbeumo got an arse like a bag of washing.
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Joe, aged 25 from fazak.
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Can’t stand Liverpool but when you come at their fans like this you come at Everton fans too. Hope Liverpool slot 10 past these manc cunts today!.
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Ye that’s why me dad must’ve done it, cos he didn’t have a holiday booked! . Silly prick.
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Special mention to this fella by the way. Didn’t let the occasion get to him and didn’t let the Liverpool players or Klopp sway his decisions. Also when have you ever seen a derby where Liverpool concede double the amount of free kicks and Everton don’t get a single yellow?
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Charlie Nicholas's reaction to Everton's 3rd goal is fucking beautiful. Look at his face. He's absolutely furious😂😂😂
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South Liverpool has, and always will be a better gaff than north Liverpool.
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Joe Gomez, Luke Shaw and John Stones injured for the game Friday so England will start with Dunk and Geuhi at centre half 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Can’t wait to see them get fucked.
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For those saying City’s charges are different and that includes u @Carra23, 7 charges are for a breach of the leagues P&S rules that Everton have been docked 10 points for. Why is their trial not until autumn 24? And why are the prem changing the rules again this summer?
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I'll say it now Demarai Gray is trying to singlehandedly drag us out of this mess. No one can question his commitment these last few weeks. Been our best player for me, always wants the ball, quality isn't always there but he never ever shys away from it.
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Footy is finished isn't it. We can't spend £15m on a defender due to FFP restrictions but man city who've been caught breaking FFP and were 6 months ago trying to ruin football are allowed to spend £100m on a position they've already got Silva, foden, Mahrez and Torres 🤦.
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This! Without a shadow of a doubt
Favourite Farhad Moshiri moment?.
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@EFC18781995 Mad init . Only been nominated for the balon dor 11 times, been in the fifa team of the year 4 times and scored over 400 career goals.
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This could be the worst thing I’ve heard this year and the other week I heard the 70 year olds next door rattling each other after a night on the Bacardi breezers.
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Newcastle have never been a big club. You cant be a big club if you've won nothing since 1955.
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Anthony Gordon will become a very good player at Newcastle. He'll realise his obvious potential under the tutelage of a good manager. Evertonians and Everton put too much pressure on a kid 18 months into his professional career. No hard feelings from me, we've let him down.
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Dunno why anyone would give this lad shit. Proper good lad who is trying to do positive things in our city.
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Everton’s home games this season. Everton 0 - 1 Fulham.Everton 0 - 1 Wolves .Everton 0 - 1 Arsenal.Everton 1 - 2 Luton. Those 3 defeats against Fulham, Wolves and especially Luton are absolutely inexcusable and Sean Dyche should not be employed by Everton on Monday Morning.
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Can’t believe Everton are pricing Branthwaite at £140m.
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@Askan39 He can choose a different job if it’s too hard for him tho? He could do my 40 hour a week job if he wants.
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Not even joking the 2 on the right are better by a long way.
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That Jota dive earned Liverpool their 6th penalty this season whilst only one team (Everton) in the league is yet to be awarded a penalty, it’s the same team that have been deducted 10 points by the company that employs the same referees yet to give Everton a penalty this season.
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Hi @Graham_Thomas James Garner took this home yesterday yet you had him down as Everton’s worst player. Everything ok at home?
Graham Thomas of the @Mirror thought Harrison was better than Garner yesterday… Garner was Motm by a country mile and he thought he was our worst player 🤣🤣🤣
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Why does it make a difference who the 6 European teams play? Why do they need to avoid each other? They are playing anyway so why are they being allowed to avoid each other?. Plus why are 4 of them at home? They’ve already missed 1 round due to Europe, whole thing stinks.
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Everyone knew he was a kopite growing up just like everyone knows gerrard, carragher, rush, Owen and mcmanaman were blues.
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Gordon 45m.Kean 25m.Cannon 7m.Iwobi 22m. Total sold in last 6 months - £99m. Chermiti 12m.Beto 25m but not till next year. Total spent in last 6m - 12m. Plus no longer paying wages of Mina, coady, Davies etc . We’re is the money?.
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Bar a short spell under Martinez and even shorter under Carlos these last 12 years have been awful as an Everton fan. The last time I enjoyed watching Everton properly was under David Moyes, we were ruthless at home and we had players Moyes turned into stars. Let’s fucking go!.
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Konate was last man, I don’t actually think VVD would have caught Beto. Corrupt to the core
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Calvert Lewin put the ball over the bar from here. Inexcusable that. Sadly his time is up, we need to sell him now
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This is exactly why boxing is finished! . The best boxer alive has just had to get a decision fiddled for him against a boxing novice. Francis Ngannou won that fight by at least 3 rounds, boxing is rigged more than any other sport!!.
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Better than dunk, Konsa and Gomez.
Everton defender James Tarkowski has left the door open for an England call-up after Gareth Southgate quit as manager. #EFC
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How’s he meant to get experience if you don’t play him yet soft twat?. He played against Mbappe last season but you think he needs bedding in against fucking Danny Welbeck?. Can’t stand this manager Yano.
🎙️Sean Dyche on Jake O’Brien “The reason why he didn't start is because Michael Keane's had a very strong pre-season and he's a very experienced Premier League player. Jake hasn't got that experience [yet] but he'll learn quickly." @RichardBuxton_
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2 weeks to go until #UFCLondon. Look how many tickets are available 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬. @danawhite & @ufc tried to take advantage of the UK fans and it’s completely backfired.
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Virgil Van Dijk is and always has been over rated. He’s an average defender who backs off so he doesn’t get beat by the striker, he used Matip to do his dirty work.
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Can someone tell me what Simms has done wrong since bullying koulibaly to score? Mental we persist with this Maupay. He's the worst striker I've ever seen .
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FFP is designed to keep the big clubs at the top and the smaller clubs underneath them. Footy is finished . City about to spend £86m on a defender whilst spending 30m already .Liverpool about to spend over £100m.Arsenal spending £100m on 1 player . Clubs like Everton restricted.
BREAKING: #LFC are preparing an opening offer for #SaintsFC midfielder Romeo Lavia. The Reds have moved ahead of #CFC in the race to sign Lavia, whom Saints have valued at £50m. - talkSPORT sources understand. 📲 Listen ☞
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People laughed at me for backing him. They said he was finished, they said he was shite, he’s just bullied who most consider the best defender in the world for 90 minutes. He’s a fucking top quality centre forward and if he stays fit Everton football club will be ok 💙🦋
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Fucking brilliant this and Everton should follow suit. Any media outlets trying to kick us when we’re down should be banned from the stadium, especially daily Mail. If you’re not with us you’re against us. Fuck them all.
Jordan Pickford refused interview requests after England’s 2-0 win against Malta on Friday. When asked to stop by members of the media Pickford replied with “I wonder what you want to talk about?". Our number 1 @JPickford1 💙
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You’re not gonna like this but Ross Barkley walks into that Everton midfield. He’s better than onana, iwobi, & doucoure.
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This the same Michail Antonio yea?
HUGE respect to West Ham’s Michail Antonio for opening up on his mental health struggles and seeking therapy. Brave, brilliant move from a current Premier League player. Watch below👇. Thank you Michail. ❤️❤️❤️.#MentalHealthAwarenessWeek.
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You’ve never watched a Lille game in your life ye helmet. Here is Branthwaite vs other CBs in the prem . And here is Yoro v the plumbers in the French league . 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Leny Yoro is an absolutely massive statement of intent from Man Utd. One of the best young players in the world in his position, coveted by all the top clubs, convinced to join the club. He’s still young and will need to adapt to a new league and style, but still. Very exciting.
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This is it for me. He simply must not be allowed back at finch farm Monday. Sean Dyche should be sacked immediately .
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you’re failing to point out @OliverKay that when FFP/PSR was brought in, teams like Chelsea, city and Liverpool were given a head start due to their high revenue, teams like EFC, NFFC, AVFC & NUFC trying to bridge that gap by spending now can’t. Its flawed to keep top6 in place.
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Stop being a fucking tart and being offended by everything. How hard would it be to just go around him? Fella might lose his job now cos of this dickhead.
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• Knocked out of both cup competitions by Fulham and Luton at home.• won 2 games out of our last 19 in all competition.• only score more than 1 goal once in those 19 games.• in 7 of those games we’ve failed to score. That run gets any manager in world football the sack.
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Chermiti needs more minutes next season. Every single time I’ve seen him I’ve been impressed. He’s raw but he’s definitely more talented than Beto.
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Fucking made up that Lea EFC has been suspended the weird prick. One bad ming him.
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VAR has just ruined a fairytale comeback by Coventry because of the width of a fingernail. VAR has destroyed football and the emotion of scoring a goal, the best thing to do would be to get rid of it!.
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Keane says he’s got issues with Pickford and then can’t name an alternative the fucking clown. He’ll be the best goalkeeper in the Euros.
If you could call up anyone to the England squad who would you pick and why? 🤔
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The fella is 77 years old. Like him or hate him you shouldn't be doing this to a pensioner, little shithouses.
Looks like Pricey had a good day at the races. He loves a good scream up 😂.@PeteCityPrice .Tried to frame Billy Butler for it as well 😂
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This is proper weird behaviour by the way. Strange breed that Newcastle.
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That Lea EFC has tweeted about Nunez 4 times the last hour. I’d pay to see someone put him asleep.
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When I said the other day I wouldn’t swap him for any goalie in the world including Allison, I meant it. He’s so important to us and that save tonight is up there with the best I’ve ever seen.
There is a reason why Everton's Jordan Pickford is England's No.1. He has kept more clean sheets in the Premier League this season than any other goalkeeper 🙌. #BBCFootball #FULEVE
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Final say on Alex iwobi for all his backers:. 6 goals in 121 appearances for Everton in the premier league. That’s a goal every 20 games for a player some want as our number 10. 11 assists in 121 premier league games for Everton. That’s an assist every 11 games . 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢.
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Hi @DesKellyBTS you asked Carlo Ancelotti why Everton? And labelled Chelsea as football royalty. Did you know that Chelsea have won 6 league titles whilst Everton have won 9? What makes Chelsea football royalty but not Everton?.
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Both teams have committed 7 fouls in this game, Everton have 2 yellow cards United have 0. Never change @premierleague you fuckin rats.
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He’s an absolute monster and one error against the best striker in the world doesn’t change that. He’s going right to the top this kid, 100m in the summer.
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Sean Dyche will be relieved of his duties before the weekend is done. I can guarantee it.
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Obviously a massive win but we need to fuck this manager off . 37% possession against a team that had 10 men for 30 minutes. Grim.
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Darren Ferguson is a little bell end aswell not bringing youngs kid on. Shithouse.
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Calvert Lewin is one of the best strikers Everton have had in the premier league. Lukaku is in a league of his own but then it’s close between Saha, DCL and Yakubu. DCL is criminally underrated by our fans. He’s one of the best in the league when fit.
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‘DCL hasn’t scored in 18 games’. December 23rd - DCL slots past Vicario only to see the goal wrongly ruled out for a ‘foul’ by Andre Gomes. February 3rd - DCL scores vs Spurs again only to see the premier league award his goal to Harrison despite the ball hardly touching him
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And Everton fans prefer Celtic to Rangers?. Fucking horrible club that Celtic!.
Celtic fans during the minute silence at Celtic Park today.
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The referee gave a penalty and was then referred to the VAR monitor to review, the replays did not work so therefore the decision should have remained the same. It seems VAR had authority here and not the referee. @FA why are VAR going against your own rulebook?
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Not a single everton player in the team today are capable of a goal like this.
#OnThisDay 2007 @Osman21Leon scored this brilliantly worked goal in a 3-1 Everton win over AE Larissa in the UEFA Cup. Tim Cahill and Victor Anichebe got the others. #EFC #UTFT
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@AltuKop Better than a goal every 2 games when he won’t play 90 mins most of the time and he’s touching 40. Mans a baller.
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