@emichrs
Sheesh the replies...my fingers are itching to start typing I excel in verbal abuse but I gotta remember the time will come...I am ashamed I came from this town honestly
you think women are teasers? fucking t-shirt tossers at basketball games will literally stare and point at you for 5 minutes and you’re standing there waving your arms tail wagging like a fucking golden retriever for them to throw it in the opposite direction fucking devastating
its 2028, your husband comes up and smacks your butt as you unplug the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip. Youre drowning in debt. Your kids are depressed because you force them into sports they hate. You walk outside and judge your neighbors uncut lawn, you fake smile and wave
Not only have I received a job offer tonight, but several young men have offered their hands in marriage to me. I'm sorry I have to decline. I have a boyfriend.
Ferociously drunk eating a hotdog on the corner of water and this random girl comes up to me and I thought she was gonna say ew or something but she insisted on getting a bite