This tiny mouse gave my wife a delightful surprise by hiding in her pyjama trousers. To her credit, she was very composed and even poured half a glass of wine down the sink so she could trap it. Mouse now safely outside, high on wine fumes. Wife inside, similar.
My son would like to know if anyone has ever farted so hard they’ve hovered a bit. I’m not sure, I’d be grateful if anyone has any information either way.
I’ve just done a long low fart, which sounded EXACTLY like the start of the Jonny Briggs theme tune. If I’d recorded it then I could have put it on Tik Tok and become an internet star. Such a waste.
So what snacks will you be enjoying during Sir Elton John’s performance? I shall be having a rocket man salad, roast skyline pigeon, a hakuna tomatata salad and a glass of sacrificed tea. And some Camembert. (It’s a little bit runny). Then some Rennie. And the jets.
#Glastonbury
“Despite his short lifetime, he left behind a vast oeuvre, including more than 600 secular vocal works, seven symphonies, sacred music, operas, incidental music, and a large body of piano and chamber music” I’m so glad he is remembered to this day.
Supercut of Cilla’s shoutouts from the end of Surprise Surprise is truly the most frenetically bonkers collection of names from the lightest of light entertainment.
🚨warning: contains singing 🚨
It’s a very busy night at the supermarket and the car park is rammed. Helpfully, the driver of this fisher-price dickwagon has decided they need more room than anyone else.
@YPLAC
The beguiling photograph, taken by Irving Penn in 1947, captures the indomitable spirit of Peter Freuchen, a Danish explorer, author, and anthropologist. In the picture, Freuchen, a towering Viking standing at an impressive six feet seven inches, is seen alongside his third wife,
I was scared of mice. My husband said cats would keep our home mouse free. Now we have many mice, because the cats bring them in, but can’t be bothered to kill them. End result is that I’ve never interacted with mice so frequently. Here’s a new friend:
I have a ticket to see the lecture by
@MrBButterfield
this Friday night at the Eventim Apollo but I am unable to attend. I’m happy to donate it to someone who can go along, just answer this brainteaser: “What is Brian Butterfield’s first name?”