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@eeeqa_here
People are well intentioned, but they will disappoint you @ the end of the day
Accepting people for who they are is a choice.
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I bet a paycheck She ain't pissed
Her dude is pissed, it's affecting the vibe in THEIR household, resulting in her having to speak up.
Alexis Ohanian ain't upset w being called "Mr Serena Williams"
Simone Biles is FED UP with the jokes people make about her husband, commonly calling him “Mr. Simone Biles”
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@MissSassbox
As an Omega level, class 5 extrovert- I receive this
This is very much in line with all the introverts I've dated.
Ma'am, this tweet has been bookmarked
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@TheCubicleChick
exactly!
Or- today's investigate journalists didn't think to take the depositon, and go to said hotel and get the tape
Cause this is ONE of many episodes
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@worldofpatrick
Point received
Next time, you can reflect on the ego without mentioning the slip
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@GhettoBasquiat
🤣🤣
Her rants usually make sense. She’s just doesn’t know how to stop talking after her point.was made 🤣🤣
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I tweet for those who still say the words "area code" before giving out the first 3 numbers of their phone number
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Moses Ingram, Deborah Chow, James Earl Jones
You. Are. Gifts.
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@OhThatsAT
Also- I thought Juneteenth was just a Texas thing, up until this decade where I saw a Juneteenth "celebration" in Seattle back in 2017
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@MelechThomas
My 5* pop go to Kareoke sings are(in no order)
1) "power of love" by Huey Lewis & the News
2) "ride like the wind" by Christopher Cross
3) "I wanna know what love is" by foreigner
4) "easy lover" Phil Collins & Phillip Bailey
5) "how deep is ur love" the bee gee's
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Yes it’s Alabama, but fans were also told that “booing the president” would result in termination of your reserved seat
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@BlackAndSuper
Cause them cats in the fast and the furious went from stealing walkmans and VCRs, to becoming the avengers on wheels
Mission impossible was always about impossible missions that require espionage
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@leamonade
@HunterFisher21
You are the third person to send this to me Corey!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH
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@choccybizzle
@RaveenTheDream
@J_rrellos
@7SyZyG7
@zlumpkin55
@DjSetfire
@ZeeTheBrat_
Out of context, this lone tweet is hilarious! It’s hysterical when u go through the thread 🤣🤣
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Unpopular opinion: they should've just had "T'Challa" recast
🚨Shuri will pass the Black Panther mantle down to young T’Challa
-Shuri along with Nakia and Okoye will raise him to be the next rule of Wakanda
(Source:
@AlexFromCC
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@prettidimpzz
Very much so. His ability to transition from comedy to teaching is very much on the level of dick Gregory and George Carlin
Bill Burr has this gift too
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@ReallyAmerican1
Side note: it's interesting how many unflattering images of this guy, come to surface since he's left office.
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The Bee Gees documentary does a great job of illustrating how the majority turned disco Into "the Music for Blacks and Gays, and it's destroying our country"
Cause you're right-there are some GROOVES in disco!
The way yt people treated disco was so trash. Leave it to them to fck up a good music genre
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@ReaganGomez
My wife and I had this same conversation last night about
#TheGreenBook
I also recently learned that "Tony Lip's" son is who wrote the story.
No one from Dr Shirley's family was even consulted in the movie
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Shout out to Travis Kelce wearing a tan suit to the white house yesterday
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@DrJasonJohnson
thank you for your words on African American bioethicists
Prayers power and strength to Dr Carlton Haywood’s family and to you King 🙏🏿
@TiffanyDCross
@CrossConnection
#CrossConnection
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@songsandsamples
1) the way Bruno Mars reaches back before he says "bitch"
HURTS ME!! 🤣🤣
2) im diggin the fact that they're singing from those Wink Martindale microphones
3) why can't we at least get an EP from these guys by now?
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"dominant athletes don't create drama, they destroy dreams"---
@bykevinclark
on Scottie Scheffler
filed under: BARS
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I wanna take this time to shout out the greatness that is
@ChefResha
Her teachings have swayed me away from purchasing pre packaged shredded cheese
Shredding ur own cheese DOES allow for the cheese to melt better during baking
My lasagna is better for it
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@OhAmandaPlease
We were very loud about it
Then Jeffrey Atkins sat on the 106 & Park couch and said "look, I wrote the song, so bring the smoke to me"
Then we did, then 9/11 happened, and we let it go
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Can we just do the inauguration virtually?
BREAKING Per AP:
U.S. defense officials say they're worried about an insider attack or other threat from service members involved in securing Joe Biden's inauguration, prompting the FBI to vet all of the 25,000 National Guard troops coming into Washington for the event.
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President Clinton
Reverend Jessie Jackson
Reverend Al Sharpton &
Minister Louis Farrakhan
Are all sitting in the same row in the pulpit...
No kids, this isnt the intro to a bad joke, this is reality at the
#ArethaFranklinFuneral
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@questlove
Enjoyed it ?uest! Whoever wasn't there, I just charged it to the game.
In fact I was more shocked at who DID perform
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Overall, i felt the series
#blackAF
was just ok
But episode 5 of that series was OUTSTANDING
That young cat who played Kenya's cousin "you know Mrs Doubtfire is a white Juwanna Man?"
I hope that brotha gets EVERYTHING he wants outta life, and I will support him to the fullest
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@AngryBlkManDC
dude!!!
Thank you for sharing-rarely do we hear a man's perspective from rape victims
I'm sorry man. *hug*
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Tell someone that you love them
Show someone that you love them
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@jemelehill
You owe those haters NOTHING. Keep grinding and we look forward to the dope content you’ll continue to bless us with!!
PS- Will the podcast w u and Mike return?
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@JasmineStylesTV
First-this cat says "no one wants the jokers"
Then he refers to "books" as "tricks"
NO. THANK. YOU.
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@MajorFactor2
I’m not from an area where gators just arrive at your house
WHERE does one dispose of a gator? Do you have to get animal control involved?
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@notcapnamerica
A lot of folks have been review bombing
#TheBoys
bc they introduced a new character that is the smartest person in the world & she's a Black woman
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I love reading “the back story” to artistic projects
"Kanye had that beat saved for Mariah Carey for like a month." Read
@TalibKweli
detail the creation of his classic song, "Get By."
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@footballguy82
Charnele Brown is still gorgeous w her dark chocolate complexion!
Would love to attend this tour
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@MissSassbox
Being able to pass through airport security without a ticket, so you can meet up w family and friends during their layover
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@notcapnamerica
I’ve had a 50/50 experience throughout my professional career
I now approach each new professional environment with the mentality “skin folk ain’t always my kin folk, fool”
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Jon Oliver gave the best breakdown of Isreal vs Palestine I’ve heard in the past 7 days
#LastWeekTonight
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@BIGPIKLIZ
I my Latino bruhs who start their sentences with "oh my God..." To stress a point 😂😂
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@MrBusby4o8
Nas said that the Nasir album was one of strangest experiences he encountered when making an album
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@ the bar right now
Dude w the baddest broad on his arm is about 62″ from the ground and is drinking a strawberry Mike’s hard lemonade
May the spirit of Jermaine dupri carry him into the night
🥃🥃
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3 of.Your judges for the Slam Dunk contest
DJ Khaled
Marky Mark
& Chris Rock
The NBA no longer cares about the dunk contest
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What is ONE album (R&B or Hip Hop) you could observe being created from start to finish?
What is ONE album (R&B or Hip Hop) you could observe being created from start to finish?
Common - Like Water for Chocolate
It was the peak of the Soulquarians era 🔥
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@pretty_cellaa
@DrianneBelleza
You're right counselor, allow me to rephrase
I'd love to ask bruh why his facial muscles are expressing "help me, why am I here?" According to the visual evidence presented before me
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If you're a praying soul, a/o believe in good energy
Please pray and/or send up good vibes for my friends and family
We are all quietly goin through it
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Jamie Raskin has to be the closer here. This is a great opening argument/ testimony he's laying out
#ImpeachmentTrial
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@FormerGOP_Mom
@MelisaGillett
My father passed away shortly before my daughter turned 2 years old.
Between the ages of 2 and 4, she would randomly giggle in her sleep, then suddenly stop.
I was convinced my dad was telling her funny stories and tickling her during those moments
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@DarkSideAdvcate
@therealrahdigga
There's a brotha on team USA
but honestly, I can't remember the last time I've seen anyone Black breakdancing.
Nowadays it's Asians and the Latin community
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@ATMwithJacy
Early in my career, I always worked on my birthday.
Now that I prioritize myself, I take the entire week of my bday off
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@TomerAzarly
@thetillshow
@LawMurrayTheNU
This is like the customer service rep, who comes home, and is asked to take a phone call
Or
The IT Support Professional who goes home and is asked to fix their kid's laptop...
I get ir
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I just can no longer do this respectibility politics thing, where the Black man is expected to keep a cool head after you were provoked.
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Interesting that only white ppl are agreeing w Sage Steele
Just an interesting observation
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@notcapnamerica
1) people make time for what's truly Important to them- and there will be times where you're just not that Important
1a) show me ur budget, and I'll show you your values
2) people (in general) are lousy at communication
3) "no." is a whole ass sentence
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@_itsHolmesHomes
@KMJeezy
More people became aware of her- & simply more people don't believe in her
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@the_northest
This video & the accompanying tweet has been bookmarked, for future entertainment purposes
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Just saw two young Black princes
One rockin a Gigi Bryant Jersey
The other rockin an A’ja Wilson Jersey
Both had a box of Popeyes in their hand
EYE. LOVE. MY. CULTURE. TO. THE. MAX
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I just wanna take a moment to thank everyone who provided/ continues to provide footage of the 2023 Montgomery Summer Slam bka the
#FadeInTheWater
Y'all continue to preserve the culture
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@thewallabechamp
As an aside
In lieu of that latest tik tok craze, the following line hits different :
Iron man be sippin rum, out of Stanley cups-unflammable
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I tweet for those who had to change their tv to Channel 3, then flip a converter switch behind the TV in order to play video games.
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IDK what it is, but Desus & Mero have gotten even funnier during the pandemic, as if THAT was possible
#TheBrandIsStrong
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Which character from Insecure could never do any wrong in your eyes?
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@VanLathan
The Answers are
"Tecmo Bowl"
"The Legend of Zelda: The Adventure of Link"
"Super Mario Brothers 3"
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