beysmelanin
@beysmeIanin
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parody acct | not affiliated with any celebrity | i make edits |
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Joined May 2019
pearl: “we need a well thought out plan to destroy the communication tow-”. garnet and amethyst:
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waffle house worker catching thrown chair bayonetta 2 witch time edit is that all you got tomorrow is mine theme
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found the pink sauce 😭.
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finally using her netflix deal
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jackie kennedy eating parts of the white house pillars when nobody’s looking:
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allegedly i was supposed to have a twin but i like absorbed them? 😭
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cishet people when they get kicked out from their house for not liking hookup culture:
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and when they start pulling out those chatroomgate videos next…
LEAKED FOOTAGE OF NOAH SCHNAPP SAYING THE N WORD… WE GOT HIM YALL
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ailee taking us to church kamsahamnida 감사합니다 thank you immortal songs 2 performance
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“are you ready for your rapping lessons?”. Doja gulped. Nicki shuddered. Kendrick blinked nervously. “yes, Madonna” they said in unison.
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lisa rinna m&m suddenly appearing in the griffins’ car causing them to scream and crash because she’s a still and doesn’t know how drive family guy after like ive
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H.O.T. gone, S.E.S. gone, M.I.L.K. gone, Shinhwa gone, Jessica gone, JYJ gone, f(x) gone, EXO-M + Baekhyun gone, SMRookies all gone, Red Velvet next… but suju’s still standing?
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my dad getting questioned by tsa at the airport a week after 9/11:
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me telling everyone that pennywise the clown kidnapped my friend noah peel
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Janet Jackson tells The Guardian that she heard Kamala Harris isn’t Black:. “Well, you know what they supposedly said? She’s not black. That’s what I heard. That she’s Indian. […] Her father’s white. That’s what I was told. I mean, I haven’t watched the news in a few days. I was
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what the…
#Riverdale actor Ryan Grantham allegedly plotted to kill Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, pleads guilty to murdering his own mother. 🔗:
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german liz suddenly appearing in the griffins car causing lois to scream and crash the car 1234567 you make me feel like 11 eleven ive family guy
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some of y’all taking this way too seriously… i promise you it was never that serious it’s just a tweet. laugh or scroll
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lovelypeaches on the ground crying deepfried red glitch stutter edit
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fully vaccinated people can what?
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like this took me like 30 seconds to make. where did this even start? 😭😭.
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Me in an alternate universe where my respiratory physician is Winona Ryder but in this universe her nickname is “WinoAir” because of her job and I just had a car crash and have amnesia and forgot how to breathe so I ask her to help me remember
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at least there’s good news
Kris Wu has been sentenced to 13 years in prison after being found guilty of rape and group licentiousness. 🔗:
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they got bella porch NAUR.
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! 🍭🍫
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