ー MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
@bestittie
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@__BUNNYGAARU 's personal lapdog-girlfriend-thing. not immune to peanut butter-related tricks.
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<ー Actually pretty smart, as far as stupid bitches are concerned.
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Boys my age can be so hot...
Women take care of me so well...
Older men make me dizzy...
Girls...
😵💫
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🌸 Eve's passing out, and I'm going the heck to sleep. Seeeeee ya!
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Eve will call you her bestie, even after hours of bareback sex.
Is she scared of commitment, or just too cute for it? Who knows. ☆
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Titjob from a silly girl...
That's what you're thinking, right?
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Is that a bone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ☆
Better be a bone.
... For my dog. Not me. I don't eat bones.
. . . I think.
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A silly girl's home is... your lap!
Give it. Hand it over.
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🌸 Since this is apparently sone kind of tradition when it comes to me and dog-like characters, I suppose I need to make some kind of announcement:
Yes, Eve can have a cute dick if you want that. Thanks.
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🌸 Studying the ways of the 'verbose goonstud' so I can make a hyperactive, rude, horny bitch.
They wouldn't take insults well at all, but would be strong enough to put most people in their place.
The twist is that they'll be cringe, bullyable and NTR-able. I'm normal.
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🌸 Life would be so simple if I wasn't born with dumb cuck brain..... alas.........
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🌸 I am so weak to pretty girls.
On a completely unrelated note, it seems that Eve With A Cute Dick is canon now, because I keep using it during RPs with her.
I keep doing this, but it's special with Eve. 😤
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🌸 What if... Eve's aversion to commitment is, like... a trauma thing that she doesn't want to tackle head-on... so she just calls everyone she's close with, her 'friends,' and avoids doing much more...
👉👈
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🌸 Anyway, um, uh, I guess I'll write some stuff here later today!
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🌸 Aaaand... I'm spending another day with family today, so I'll probably not be on here or Holly's account much.
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
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🌸 Tomorrow is my lazy-ish day, so I can finally relax! You'll get some funny girl action soon.
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🌸 Anywaaay, replies come later!
I need to go sit in a corner or something.
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🌸 Ahem.
Is it morally acceptable for a person who's never really touched vtubers, to make a Hololive account?
'Cuz Chloe Sakamata is the prettiest thing ever, see.
🌸 Studying the ways of the 'verbose goonstud' so I can make a hyperactive, rude, horny bitch.
They wouldn't take insults well at all, but would be strong enough to put most people in their place.
The twist is that they'll be cringe, bullyable and NTR-able. I'm normal.
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🌸 It's some sort of crime that I never made my ideal best friend as a character to write before now.
But, like... now I've done it! Now I don't need to go to jail!
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🌸 Still thinking about this SO HARD.
I think I gotta. I really gotta.
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🌸 You all have my express permission to do whatever the hell you feel like doing with this girl. You can be silly, horny, sweet, or just plain mean if you want to.
Puppygirls are made to be, uh... something. I think.
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🌸 She's my dumb, hypersexual, yet totally casual and friendly idiot, and I want her to kiss girls so much. Platonically.
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🌸 I have so many characters that I wanted to make confident and dominant, but none of them have managed to do this, because I keep giving them flaws and silly quirks.
I doubt I'll stop doing this, because it's awesome, but the closest I've gotten to this is Noelle, my teacher.
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🌸 Creating the stupidest, most elaborate ways to get bullied online, because I'm really funny like that.
But also, like, it'd probably be kinda fun to make a complete degenerate of a character anyway. Just the horniest, most desperate thing imaginable.
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@swifettexcuddle
Swiffy sounds more like marriage material, the more she thinks about it...
Hm.
Hmm...
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Really?! Gawd, you're the best thing ever... like, better than peanut butter!
[ She eagerly returns a kiss to Seppy's cheek, because Seppy is wonderful. ]
We can start by bringing, like, two friends here! For Mario Party, or Mario Kart!
You totally can, sweetie. I'll help pay for everything if you bring people as well, okay?
( A kiss on her cheek. How is she so cute... )
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Good girl! Woof!
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@HarderCoder
Y- yeah, he better! It's technically not cheating, but it'd be super rude!
Just... enjoy the present from a safe distance!
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🌸 The one I have right now feels like it was always really different from me, and more like a separate character... but Aoi Inuyama is literally just like me. Outdoors enthusiast, silly, transgender... the list goes on, probably.
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@HxpefulLight
"A- ah, yes, Mommy!"
The girl swooped in once more, running her tongue along the underside of her Mommy's breasts to lap up the leaking milk, before wrapping her lips around one of her perfect nipples. Suck, suck... ♡
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Life would be so much better if I had a big, fluffy tail... floppy lil' ears for people to idly tickle while I doze off in their laps...
In the next life, maybe.
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Wow, it's New Year's, uhhh...
What was it called?
New Year's something.
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🌸 I'd consider closing DM requests, since I keep getting stuff like Hot Daddy OwO-types trying to kidnap Eve, but it's usually worth keeping open in case somebody my type wants to write.
Like, if you want to do criminal things to Eve, you gotta lure her in by being nice. 💢
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Good girl, good girl! Gawd, I wanna keep you!
[ She reaches into her bag, and fishes out a lil' bag of gummy worms! After opening it up, she'd grab one and dangle it above Lily's face. ]
Gently, okay? Good dogs don't bite.
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@lNSANElSM
A smarter girl might have thought to suck from the tip and work their way up. Eve, however, is not a smart girl.
She's opted to savor the flavor of peanut butter, by running her tongue along Noire's shaft again and again!
It tastes so, so good... lick.
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@Vermilontrainer
"Bone... in soup? Now there's an interesting idea! I always just give 'em to my dog, but I didn't know you could actually put them in food!"
She stares down at those bags dangling from the other's hands, and takes a few seconds for the gears to turn.
"Can I ease your load?"
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Really?!
Hm... there's candy in my bag, but dogs aren't supposed to eat those.
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[ Eve gazed on, super impressed by this girl's obedience! So cute, too... ]
Such a good girl! D'you want another, puppy?
[ She just can't stop herself from patting Lily on the head! ]
Ah! Ooh!!
( Shaking her plump butt like he’s wagging a tail, looking up at the gummy work with a big, dumb smile on her face!
Slowly lifting herself up a little bit to bite the end of the worm! )
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RUFF, RUFF, RUFF.
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Aw, you're the cutest!
Makes me wish I could give you treats!
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Woof. 😊
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Aww, bestieee...
I love you too!
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@HarderCoder
Y'know... touching her with fingers, legs, lips, and any other parts of the body!
That's what touching is. Silly.
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Yay! One second, puppy.
[ Though she totally didn't want to stop petting, Eve had to do so for the greater good! Out comes another gummy worm, held just a little higher than last time. ]
Y'know, you're so polite for a doggy!
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🌸 And... gotta make a cute boy account, too...
Life's so hard.
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Yay! You're the best, cutest, most talented-est girl ever, by the way.
I wanna introduce my bestie to everyone I know!
Y... Yeah, you can totally bring friends over for parties, then!
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Really?!
Beg, then. ☆
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🌸 Alsooo... I gotta stop getting bursts of creative energy at night, when I get all tired and sleepy and eyes-fluttering-shut-like. I'm just about ready to curl up and drift away before the date rolls over...
Love you guys. Mwah.
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@lNSANElSM
Well, she's not actually a puppy! There's no way she'd fall for... uh...
Sniff, sniff...
Ah. Seems like she's getting on her knees.
. . . Liiick.
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AROOOOOOOO.
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Woof, ruff!
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