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Murashige
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伊藤かりん 1部
妻「夫がお世話になっております」
か「夫？ん？」
後ろに���た私に気づいたら
か「え？え？奥様？え？」
か「綺麗い！！！！！」
剥がし
私「妻を連れて来ましたよー」
か「(小声)ねぇ、どうやってこんな綺麗な方の心を掴んだの？」
私「...元カノの親友だった」
か「(爆笑)」
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Thread: How to be a more supportive fan
A few days ago, puffin-san, a Japanese fan, posted a link to an online column titled "What does it mean to support someone." I found it very positive and thought I would translate it into English.
病みがちなヲタクのみなさん(僕含め)
こちら読んでみてください
病まないための処方箋が書いてあります
山田ズーニーさん「おとなの小論文教室。」
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Takamina: I get tired of dealing with people easily
Ueda: But you were in a large group and surrounded by people, right?
Takamina: Yes, and I was always tired.
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“AKB sings about the physical beauty of cherry blossoms, Nogizaka sings about the fleeting beauty of cherry blossoms, and Keyaki sings about how the cherry blossoms are made beautiful by the dead bodies buried underneath the trees”
「AKBと他の違いがわからん」というおじさんに若手コピーライターが「桜の木を想像してください。花がパッと咲いた美しさを歌うのがAK8、その花が散る美しさを歌うのが乃木坂、その花が綺麗なのは下に死体が埋まっているからという美しさを歌うのが欅坂です」って説明してた。コピーライターすごい。
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Takamina: When my job gets difficult, I tell myself...
Takamina: It's still better than when I was in AKB
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"Don't meet anyone from the internet" is now obsolete. Now it's "don't let anyone you know in real life find you on the internet."
「インターネットで知り合った人と実際にあってはいけません」は古い、俺たちレベルになると「実際に知り合った人とインターネットで知り合ってはいけません」になる
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March 4 2009: AKB48 releases 10nen Sakura
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Yukirin "Please don't put cologne on your hand when you come shake my hand. It gets on my hand, and fans that come see me afterward will think it's my perfume, but in fact it's just some ojisan's cologne. No one wins here, so it's best if you just don't put anything."
【告白】「誰も幸せにならない…」AKB48柏木由紀、握手会では「手に香水つけないで」
「あなたの香水が私の香水だと皆が思ってしまう」と説明。「そこから私と握手する全員があとから『ゆきりんの匂い！』ってなっても、あのオジサンの匂いなのにって思っちゃう」とした。
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jp wota drinks 21 beers right before handshake to celebrate his oshi's 21st bday, promptly throws up in her lane and gets taken away by ambulance
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a Japanese TV show called a woman "science-y girl" because she knows how to use the SUM function in excel
they also said she is "well educated but has zero womanly qualities"
oh Japan
ExcelつかってSUM関数がリケジョの証明なら、あたしゃ今頃フィールズ賞取った幼女ハッカーだよ
てかテレビ局のリケジョ概念もヤバイし「高学歴だけど女子力ゼロ」とかいろいろ表現的にアウトな気もするし、これまでOffice使ってなかった吉本のマネジメントとは…
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Someone supposedly from inside the police and close to security detail said they did have training scenarios where the subject is being fired upon, but their simulations all started with the shooter calling out Abe’s name first, and didn’t expect the shooter to just fire.
警察関係者「銃撃パターンの訓練はもちろんしている。ただ、『安倍！』と叫んで発砲する想定が多い。今回のようにいきなり銃を出されると厳しい」
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Yukirin: A Morning Musume concert once overlapped with a very important performance of the school's wind ensemble, which I was on
Yukirin: So I quit the wind ensemble to go see MoMusu
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rough translation maybe. i believe i caught the jist, but take it with a grain of salt as always
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Yukirin: My mom was also a huge MoMusu fan
Yukirin: And she said, "yeah, just quit the ensemble"
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Yahoo comments on SUM41 disbanding:
"Many years ago I mistakenly bought a SUM41 album when I meant to buy an SKE48 album. I tossed the receipt and I couldn't return it, so I figured I'd give it a listen. I became a huge fan and it was my entrance to western music."
このヤフコメが最高すぎるwwwwww
SUM41が解散発表 27年の歴史に幕 2023年5月9日
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AKB48 チーム８ 長谷川百々花 活動終了のお知らせ
長谷川百々花につきまして、活動辞退の意向を受け、今後の活動について協議した結果、本日・3月26日（金）付で、弊社との専属マネジメント契約を合意解約することとなりました。
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Yukirin: I wanted to join Morning Musume, but...
Yukirin: They were all really pretty
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Thread: My thoughts on being an idol for 7 years
Cons
- hard to meet up friends that work in companies
- have to hide my identity when I'm outside
- not a lot of part-time job options
- poor by default
- I'm technically my own company so there are no days off
- I could get jobs
アイドル始めて7年目の自分が忖度無しで思う事
アイドルになるデメリット
・会社員の友人と予定が合わない
・外を歩く時に身を隠さなくてはいけない
・バイトの職種が狭まりすぎる
・基本的に貧困
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・前から決めていた遊びの日に仕事が入る
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apparently 48 groups can no longer perform one another’s songs because they all belong to different entities now and there are copyright issues LOL
北澤早紀 ｢劇場公演で支店グループの曲をやろうとしたら事務所が別々になって著作料の関係でダメといわれた。｣ : ROMれ！ペンギン(AKB48まとめ)
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"Non-NGT 48G fans: Niigata is shady af
Sakamichi fans: 48G is shady af
Non-AkiP idol fans: AkiP idols are shady af
General Public: the whole idol business is shady af"
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Shame on
#NGT48
for making the victim of an assault issue a public apology for daring to speak up
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A Japanese blogger has been writing poems almost daily for gakki on his blog since 2007. After finding out about her marriage to Hoshino Gen, the latest entry is titled "Hiatus".
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a side effect of PD48: new fans are now making up 48g history
>> myao was much more popular than mayu at the time
not even akip can come up with that plot twist
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riripon "i'm getting married"
okada nana "i'm gonna bring discipline back"
mayuyu "fuck this i'm outta here"
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sasshi totally tweeting like a fan
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#推し疲れ "Oshi fatigue" is trending in Japan because wotas of all kinds are getting a little worn out waiting for the day when they can go to events again
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最後の握手でした。
楽しかったです。5年間ありがとうございました。
またどこで会える気がするので「さよなら」じゃなくて「またね」ですね。
あなたの「これから」を楽しみにしてます。ずっと応援します。
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日本のトレンドを紹介する香港のFacebookページがまさか例のかりんとじゅんな写真を載せたwwwww
「日本のツィッターでバズってる『男vs女が好きな体型』です！あなたはどっち派？」
#伊藤かりん
#伊藤純奈
#乃木坂46
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Apparently some fans have been saying that Fujimori and Saitou (hosts of NHK Rajira) should have done more when Seira spoke about what happened. Fujimori ended up tweeting his thoughts on the matter. A thread:
らじらー！の件、自分の意見です
・メンバーが健やかに笑顔でやりがいを持って活動してくれることが1番の望みです そのために彼女達を取り巻く環境がより良いものになることも願います
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There is an event tomorrow to commemorate Niigata port’s 150th anniversary and NGT48’s 3rd anniversary.
NGT just announced two members that will not be performing tomorrow: Yamaguchi Maho and Tano Ayaka.
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AKB48 Cafe "We're closing due to redevelopment around the station"
Gundam Cafe "We have no plans to relocate or close" (official phone reply)
JR East "Currently there are no redevelopment or renovation plans. If we do we will issue a press release." (official email reply)
AKBカフェ
『再開発で店舗移転するから年末で閉店します』
真横のガンダムカフェ
『移転も閉店もしません』（電話問い合わせでの返答）
JR東日本
『再開発やリニューアル計画ないし、あったらプレスリリース出してます』（問い合わせでの返答）
まとめると今のところこんな感じのようだが
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latest development: graudated member Inoue Sayuri pulls the rug from under Seira by saying the director "is decidedly not unresaonable" and "never once said anything like that to me during my 9 years there", and fans proceed to tell her to maybe shut up
so apparently the director of the nogi live often verbally abuse members, calling them busu or 死ね, and also said that it's their fault that kakehashi fell during last year's concert
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Come to think of it, the guy that threatened Shiraishi Mai on SNS was arrested and his face was all over the news. So why were Maho’s attackers released?
#NGT48
#山口真帆
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Bunshun "hey we caught you dating some guy"
some idols "no that's not me" / "no it wasn't a date"
some other idols *say nothing*
Nagasawa Nanako "Oh yeah that's my boyfriend! By the way we're getting married in August!"
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税関にて
👮🏻♂️「荷物はこれだけですか？中身は何ですか？」
僕「えーと、アイドルイベント用の横断幕です (写真も出す)」
👮🏻♂️「明日ですね。乃木坂でしょう？」
僕「え！ご存知ですか！そうです。推しが卒業します、、、」
👮🏻♂️「(頷いて) お疲れ様です。」
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"Simplified Chinese" is called "Disabled Chinese" by some in Taiwan/HK for a reason #殘體字
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UK「ちょっと待ったー！」
世界「えええ？」
UK 「私...United Kingdomは...EUを卒業します！」
世界「えええええええ？！」
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最後
僕「二つお願いがあります」
☗「とりあえず聞く」
僕「幸せになってほしい」
☗「がんばります！」
僕「それと、私たちを忘れないで欲しい😂😭」
☗「絶対に忘れないよ」
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Suzuki Yuka
- bunshun'd
- placed on hiatus
- returned
- tweeted "don't trust the cute ones" and disabled reply
- tested positive for COVID <- new!
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"Everyone is talking about how Nogizaka "got the lyrics wrong" or "high-fived Arashi" during their collaboration, but I'm just trying to stop my mother, an Arashi fan, from going to Nogizaka handshake to touch the hands that touched Arashi."
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私「伊藤かりんの事、どう思います？」
妻「？？」
私「『アイドルにハマってる夫の推しメン』はどう思います？」
妻「今更？😂」
私「卒業するなので今なら聞ける！と思った😇」
妻「趣味だからしょうがない🤷🏻♀️ギャンブルやアル中よりマシ、、、」
私「😂😅」
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is it intentional that their legs/feet look like つんく in this thumbnail?
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伊藤かりん 1部
な「香港に行きましたね！ズルイ！」
か「そうですよ！内緒で」
な「次教えてくれないと推し変します」
か「さすがになるどさんは推し変しませんよ」
な「」
剥がし
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i think this is the first time that local fans and overseas fans are equally angry about something
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Renka "wotas often ask me how to get girlfriends"
Renka "at handshakes, they would ask 'Rentan, how do I get a girlfriend?'"
Renka "So I ask them, 'Is there someone you like?'"
Renka "Often they say, 'No, but I like you'"
Renka "Then I say, "You probably can't get one then'"
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JP fan: with keyakizaka46 ending their activities I will also remove the CD art from my room. The space will be used for sakurazaka CDs.
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Pros
- the bond between my wotas and me is very strong, even stronger than a significant other
- the members in my group are my brothers-in-arms
- I get to experience things that I wouldn't have otherwise
- I can achieve a lot of my dreams
- I get to meet a lot of people
- I face
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Hirate on radio just now
"I have decided to leave Keyakizaka46.
I don't want to talk about it right now.
If I ever feel like talking about it, then I will."
Then it was back to regular radio stuff on SOL
『私、平手友梨奈は欅坂46を離れることになりました。
それに関しては今は話したくない。
いつか話したくなったら発信する。』
という。ｗ
凄いな
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So basically it comes down to this
Maho says "a second man came out from the unit across from mine and assaulted me
Management says "a member was approached on the street by the assailants and only provided information for the men to figure out when Maho would return"
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learning Japanese to advance your career ❌
learning Japanese to get nihongo jouzu'd ⭕️
learning Japanese to go to places where certain tourists don't go ⭕️
learning Japanese to go drinking with Japanese idol fans ⭕️
learning Japanese to introduce wife & son to my oshi ⭕️
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Nishino Miki
"Frankly I'm not that happy about my life. I used to perform in Budokan and Tokyo Dome, and now I'm working part-time at a BBQ restaurant for 1000 yen an hour and have to shake hands with guests for free."
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J-idols
visible at product design stage and has open alpha testing as soon as ver 0.0.1 is released. constant hotfixes based on user feedback, but also almost never reaches release
K-idols
official releases only, development process is not shown
If I had to tell someone the difference between Japanese idols and Korean idols, I might say that K-idols celebrate perfection while J-idols celebrate imperfection
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I often think about how idol fans, despite being under the same category, can behave very differently on social media: arguing amonst themselves, voicing their complaints to the idols or to the management, or become antis and get aggresive.
Doesn't look like they're having fun.
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A Taiwanese fan emailed Nogizaka management and got the following reply
"Currently the biggest hurdle is privacy laws of other countries. It will take time, but we would like our overseas fans to participate in the event, and we will work hard to make it happen."
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So in the background of this STU selfie is a box for idols to put gifts that they don’t want (literally “gifts that I have no use for”)
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Masi Oka is now an advisor for AKS
“Save the idol, save the world”
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Can’t decide if this is just a really bad excuse or if they watched too much TV and really believed this would be the case. Can you imagine Golgo 13 screaming at his target every time?
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でも振り返ってみると楽しかったです。
かりんちゃんがいてくれたから日本語も話せるようになったし、界隈の皆さんに出会って居心地がいい場所見つけたし、、、感謝しか言えないです。5年間支えてくれてありがとうございます。
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@_claypot
Liminal spaces often make me feel like something inside me wants to come out, both physically and emotionally
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Is your support really making your oshi happy?
Could it be that your support is appreaciated, but it's also becoming an emotional burden on them?
How to truly make them happy? What's the difference?
I learned about this from a reader's comment.
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As a Karin fan and an idol fan, I think I have done everything I can to support her, so I have no regrets.
And really, even though we tend to think ourselves as the ones doing the supporting, in reality it is us who are supported by our oshis.
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an underground idol started the day by tweeting that she is pregnant with the child of her manager and that she plans to keep idoling
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Still a bit shocked it’s so soon but I’ve been expecting it since last year so I’m somewhat prepared.
I am extremely lucky and honored to have been her fan - if not for her I probably wouldn’t have known what it’s like to really support an idol.
Thank you for everything.
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as usual this is clearly not a professional translation so take with a grain of salt and i'm not responsible for your feelings
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- do not waver when bad things happen to members, when there are rumors of disbanding, or even rumors of dating, and carry on supporting the members and their performance as usual
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SSK quotes (from JP tweet)
2nd "please follow us"
3rd "hate me but don't hate akb"
4th "come at us, we're waiting"
9th "I'm getting married"
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Sakamichi staff is apparently checking fans' merch in the background for meet and greet.
sakamichi goods = ok
other groups (48g, niziu, etc) = probably not?
ゆいぽんのミーグリ前、本人確認待ちしてたらオペレーターの人と急につながって…
「後ろのグッズは、どこのグループのものですか？」って。
櫻坂と乃木坂のものを伝えたところ、
「姉妹グループならOKです」って。
まさか、そんな所までチェックされるとは思わなかったよ
#ミーグリ
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bunshun: hey look a keyaki scandal
Seed & Flower: hey guys we’re renaming Keyakizaka to Sakurazaka
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僕「今までありがとうございました」
☗「本当にありがとう」
僕「またどこで会える気がします」
☗「それに向かって頑張ります！」
僕「またね」
☗「またね！元気でね！」
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Graduation vs Withdrawal, for Dummies
Graduation
"Thank you for everything"
Withdrawal
"I want none of this"
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And that, folks, is how I learned from a reader to be a better, more supportive fan.
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On the other hand, there are "role model" fans who are admired by other fans.
The ones that caught my attention usually are the kind that
- support all the members of a group equally
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There is free deodorant available at ske hs today because kaotan says that female fans complained about male wota BO while waiting in line
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replies to official keyakizaka twitter re: budokan
"this is unbelievable"
"(screenshot of sugai's blog on how much she looked forward to budokan)"
"you didn't stop the concert when imaizumi was gone"
"why don't you rename the group to Hiratezaka46?"
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JAV actress Momonogi Kana (she's a momoclo and nogi fan) goes to Nogi handshake and 2ch has a field day
Source
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jp fan: "i don't give a shit about senbatsu now. i want to know who riripon is getting married to"
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